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25 Moments between Orlando and Sean in New Zealand by evocates for afra_schatz
Fandoms: Actor RPF, Lord of the Rings RPF, British Actor RPF
31 Jul 2012
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Sean and Orlando in New Zealand. Twenty-five little snapshots of their lives in which they behave like absolute idiots. The author’s sense of humour is atrocious.
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The Romantic Developments of Antonio and Lovino Through Texts by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers
10 Jul 2014
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Texting started gaining popularity in 1999, but it wasn’t until the year 2007 that iPhones came out: then shit got serious and countries started texting each other. This is the story of how one happy-go-lucky idiot, and one stubborn idiot finally get together. It only took a few hundred years. Pairings include Spamano, FrUK and slight US/UK, PruCan, Gerita, Sufin and others. Rated for Lovi's language.
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He remembers feeling the material against his bare stomach, he remembers taking his arm that had been wrapped around the duvet and ran it over his stomach. He felt [i]podgy[/i]. He wasn't fat, Michael knew that, of course he did, he just, his stomach wasn't flat or muscular, and when he was on his side like that with his knees tucked up it flabbed a bit and that shouldn't have been a big deal cause you know, it's just the position he's lying in, but it was a big deal, it [i]bugged him[/i].
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The one where Michael is very insecure about his body and stops letting Calum cuddle him but Calum like to cuddle, cuddling is very important to their relationship and Calum is cuddle deprived and frustrated and Luke knows too much and Ashton is adorable.
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Dangerous Liaisons and Unwanted Alliances by Comicsohwhyohwhy
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616
20 Dec 2014
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Reed thinks that Tony moving in with the Fantastic Four at the Baxter Building is a great idea. After all, Tony really needs a place to stay as all of his assets have been frozen following him turning quasi-villain. If only Steve didn’t try to interfere…
Angst, Adventure and Awkwardness at the Baxter Building. Reed is dense and Steve and Tony are working some things out. Set post-Superior Iron Man and incursions. Expect fluff. But only after a lot of pain.
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Spin the Spell by Comicsohwhyohwhy for laireshi
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616
31 Dec 2014
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Tony inhaled deeply, enjoying how peaceful everything felt. After all, it wasn’t often that the Avengers got a quiet morning, just sitting –
There was a flash of green light that seemed to burn right through his skull.A magic attack makes things for the Avengers rather complicated. For example, Wolverine just won't stop clinging to Spider-Man. Might it be some sort of love spell?
Tony is sure that him and Steve aren't affected, though. Everyone else disagrees. -
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The All-Boys Weston Academy wants to prepare all of its students for future fatherhood. The students are not impressed. Especially Lovino, who has the mothering instinct of a bat.
In which Feliciano loses his cool, Alfred has a knack for babysitting, and nearly all the boys fail the “taking care of a baby” assignment.
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No matter what anyone says, Jongdae is absolutely, positively, not jealous of that stupid fuckboy Sehun in any way, shape, or form. Not the way he has Yixing practically eating out of the palm of his hand. Not the way his ass looks in those stupid skinny jeans of his. Not the way Yixing looks at his ass in those stupid skinny jeans of his. And definitely not the way his stupid noodle presence has Yixing forgetting about everyone in the room, totally-not-jealous best friend included. Because no matter what anyone says, Jongdae is absolutely, positively, not in love with Zhang Yixing.
(Or, the one where Jongdae is probably the densest human being on the face of the planet, Sehun is a little shit, Yixing looks on with raised eyebrows, Tao is a Sehunsexual angel, Minseok is pretty much an asshole, Luhan is too whipped to notice, Jongin wants to punch Chanyeol, Chanyeol wants to punch Jongin, Kyungsoo wants to punch everyone, Yifan is an idiot, Junmyeon is a proactive idiot, and Baekhyun is Baekhyun.)
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- Part 1 of High School Drama is a Bitch
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Pulling out all the stops by chihiro (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
31 Jan 2016
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In which Kim Taehyung decides to gatecrash Jeon Jungkook's dates so he can convince him that Park Jimin is his soulmate, damnit.
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"When I look at a person, I see a person - not a rank, not a class, not a title." -Criss Jami
a collection of oneshots about fighting the odds of nature's ranks for friendship and coming out on top.
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“Something happened between you two, didn’t it?”
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“This,” Pansy gestured down to herself, the fire in her eyes still blazing even though her voice sounded wrong. “This is all I ever was. And if you didn’t realize that,” Pansy shut her eyes, lifted a hand to rub at them, and turned away.
Ron barely heard the end of the sentence.
“Then you’re a bigger fool than I ever was.”
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Julian is in an awkward situation with an amorous queen on an odd planet he and Garak have accidentally been 'wormholed' to, and so he fabricates a relationship between them to save face with the queen which results in an argument and...feelings surface.
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Stiles left the pack as he went to college running away when they all betrayed him he threw himself into his premed bachelors degree finishing the four year course in three years as he worked over the summer, he completed his four years in medical school getting a medical degree and the happiest day of his life was flipped upside down when he sees the pack in the audience smiling up at him like they hadn't broke his heart.
so he ran away secretly joining the army and becoming an army doctor for four years, he manages to survive getting back home and joining a SWAT team before he's called back to Beacon Hills when his father is shot.
He has to deal with his father being shot, Derek and his dad being close and how the hell will he tell his father instead of doing doctors without borders like he'd thought he'd been getting shot at and almost blew up a few times?
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What happens when twelve boys try to find the balance between school, jobs, and even their love lives, while still trying to live life to the fullest? Well that's when it gets complicated!
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Thot Patrol by orphan_account
Fandoms: NCT (Band), Day6 (Band), VIXX, SEVENTEEN (Band), Block B, EXO (Band), iKON (Korea Band), Monsta X (Band), Topp Dogg (Band), K-pop, K.A.R.D (Band)
15 Apr 2018
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A drunken idea between new acquaintances becomes reality. Jae and BM wanna have a good time. Johnny and Vernon question their loyalties. Jinyoung and Hakyeon develop a taste for blood and take this far too seriously.
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After a wonderful night; Eggsy wakes to an empty bed with only dog tags left behind from his mysterious bedmate and a stomach bug… only it’s more than a stomach bug.
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They both were known to be fuck boys. Sure, they ran in completely different friend groups, but their names commonly popped up in the same conversations, due to just how campus wide their reputations ran. So, of course no one could quite believe it when the two boys who were seemingly allergic to relationships started dating. Each other.
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Jungkook and Jimin are both terrible when it comes to relationships. And by terrible, I mean, unwilling to be in one, period. They are as allergic to exclusivity as they are dependent on one night stands. Love? Commitment? Please. They would be the first to admit that they would be the absolute worst boyfriends. However, they are pretty fucking amazing best friends to their selective BFFs. In fact, they are such great friends, that they are willing to pretend to date each other (even if it means consequently staying abstinent from sex) as long as it takes, just to get Yoongi and Taehyung to get their heads out of their asses and realize they are meant for each other. But maybe Yoongi and Taehyung aren’t the only ones who need a wake up call. -
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No one knows Tony is an omega. He's kept it that way since he first presented as one. Hiding his scent, pretending to be a beta, it was all for the best. Especially after Afghanistan. But then, because no one could smell his true smell... it meant that he was the only one who knew when he found his soulmate. And it was hell to try and avoid the truth. But he was pretty sure his soulmate hated him. And even when he didn't... he was to afraid to try. But then everything happened in Siberia, what the press labeled as a "Civil War." And he all but broke. He Shattered, went feral, whatever you want to call it. And Pepper made an executive decision. Lets just hope it all works out in the end. After all, there's a bigger threat to come.
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Louis comes over for film night, and Harry keeps his hands to himself. Literally. But what's supposed to be a secret self-love session quickly spirals out of control.
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We Just End -- Grab Your Friend by milesawayfromthevoid
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jul 2019
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Of course, they had a plan. Once the first was done, they'll go to St. James park, sit at the usual bench, and wait for the other to catch up.
It was almost embarrassing how quickly that plan went out the window.Or,
Sometimes you just gotta say "fuck waiting" and make out with your s/o in elevator between your respective Head Offices. Yes that's valid.
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The Tyrolean CEO's Virgin Secretary by fresne for loathlylady
Fandoms: Fairy Tales and Related Fandoms
24 Dec 2012
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From secretary - to kept man!
Hunt Zmenn had worked as Snow White's personal secretary at the Tyrolean Mining Corporation for three years. For three years, he'd kept the secret of his love! After all, Snow White was a wealthy CEO and he was just a secretary raised in an orphanage after his parents were eaten by wolves!
When Ms. White's fiance, Mr. Charming, left her for another woman, they ended up making love in the office!
Soon, he and Snow had more than just a working relationship. Where once Snow was happy to have Hunt safely behind his desk, now Snow wanted him across hers - passionate and willing.
Could Hunt surrender to Snow's erotic program and not lose himself to a whirl of desire? Could he find a way to pencil in love to Snow's agenda?
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Bookmarked by JJ_Shinnick
26 Dec 2012
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It really is formula romance, but I rather like it anyway.
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Stiles’ Jeep grinds to a halt, he sees someone running through the rain, he's not expecting it to be Derek. He's not expecting a Derek without any memories either, or an Alpha pack that's coming for all of them. He probably should've, because lately nothing goes the way he expects.
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Bookmarked by MyMajoristheInternet
14 Jul 2013
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I love a good amnesia fic but so many TW ones have Stiles losing his memories. So this was great, on like, multiple levels.
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The Sin in Your Grin (and the Shape of Your Mouth) by xylodemon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Mar 2012
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The Order needed Sirius, but he doubted they'd mourn him very long when he finally disappeared.
Bookmarked by your_resident_fujoshi
24 Jul 2016
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So many FEELINGS
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Very Funny, Mr. Stark by Tin_Can_Iron_Man for RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
18 Oct 2017
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Tony Stark had never been good at keeping a secret identity.
Unfortunately nobody else was very good at figuring out who "Iron Man" really was either. Despite Tony never really hiding it to begin with.
Then there is James Buchanan Barnes.
Bookmarked by FangirlingThroughTheNight
04 Jun 2018
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Very Funny, Mr. Stark by Tin_Can_Iron_Man
Published: 2017-10-18
Work/Series ID: 12399165Relationship Tags:
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Tony Stark had never been good at keeping a secret identity.
Unfortunately nobody else was very good at figuring out who "Iron Man" really was either. Despite Tony never really hiding it to begin with.
Then there is James Buchanan Barnes.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2024/09/05
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It’s a popular joke among Alphas: fuck an Omega, get heartbreak on your hands. Omegas are fragile little emotional things, needy and whiny. Stiles refuses to become that, or to believe that he’s anything like that.
Stiles and Derek have been fuckbuddies for a while when Derek loses his memories of the past three years - and them - in an accident. (Also - everyone's a werewolf, and everyone's alive.)
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“You know what, guys?” Tony announced, spreading his arms. “I am dating Iron Man.”
or, identity porn with a side of pining
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fool me once, fool me twice (are you death or paradise?) by imposterhuman
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 Jul 2020
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Bucky wasn’t the type of spy to go into a mission blind. Unless it was Director Fury giving him the mission, in which case, he trusted and feared the man in equal enough measures to do what he said without question. Normally, Fury didn’t steer him wrong, but Bucky was starting to get the feeling that somewhere, somehow, the director was watching and enjoying his discomfort. Fury was a bastard like that.
Bucky knew he should’ve asked for clarification, but in his defense, Fury was scary. With that in mind, he didn't think he could be blamed for picking up the wrong partner. Now, if only he could get Natasha to see his side. Tony wasn't that bad.
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Bosom Friends by NamelesslyNightlock, Rabentochter for AeonTheDimensionalGirl
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
01 Apr 2022
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The Knights of Camelot have discovered Merlin’s secret—and in doing so they realise that in order to help their friend keep his happiness, they’re going to have to get him away from Arthur. Gwaine’s pretty confident they can manage it, but nothing goes quite the way he expects.
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Bookmarked by Vanillabeanwinchester
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There was a moment of quiet, a moment where the lot of them stared around the loose circle they had managed to form, wondering at how they’d somehow all been thinking entirely different things and yet, in a way, had ended up in the same place.
They were all there because they were trying to help Merlin, in some way or another. Because Merlin was their friend.
(Even though, of course, out of all of them—Gwaine knew Merlin best.)
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I'm Having Your Baby (It's None of Your Business) by redwhitegold
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
10 Jun 2024
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Ted and Rebecca spend one lust-filled night together the night of the gas leak. Rebecca doesn't ask him to stay and Ted goes back to Kansas. Determined not to be in love with him she tries (and ultimately fails) to convince herself she hates him. She soon finds their one night together has unplanned consequences.