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In the decaying town of South Park, Kenny McCormick leads a double life. By day, he's a highschooler scraping by in a broken home; by night, he's the masked vigilante Mysterion, fighting to protect the streets and his little sister. When Karen becomes the latest victim of a brutal attack, Kenny forms a superhero team—the Guardians of South Park— with three guys that used to be his closest friends. Their goal? Destroy the growing criminal underworld, especially its leader Professor Chaos. But the smalltown’s darkness now runs deep, with violent alliances and corrupt figures lurking at every corner. With friendships strained, enemies rising, and his family in jeopardy, Kenny walks a fine line between hero and something far more dangerous. Here in South Park, no one is safe, and his mission might just cost him everything.
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- Part 14 of Fate Is One Hell of a Bitch
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Suddenly, he remembered.
“It is a multiversal virus, which is making him switch places with an alternate version of himself.”
“Oh…” He mumbled. “Ooooh. I understand what you’re saying. I remember the people from my world saying that I had been infected by a multiversal virus.”
Once again, Stan’s words made Kyle and the senior exchange confused looks. “I’m uncertain about this ‘vairus’ that you speak of. However, it is correct that you’re facing a multiversal confusion.”~~~~~
or superhero (tfbw) Stan switches places with knight (sot) Stan
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this is a written rendition of the matching bracelets audio on tt from regular because i can NOT animate to save my life
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Once back at the headquarters, the Freedom Pals leave one by one as it's starting to get late. But the Doctor has his mind fixated : this time, he will not be a wimp.
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- Part 2 of Investigation Extravaganza
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South park x Reader oneshots but the dove died.
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The Struggle of Dating Your Co-worker (people don’t like leaving you alone) by UncreativeUser27
Fandoms: South Park
02 Sep 2024
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Stan gets what she’s saying immediately, and his eyes light up ever so slightly. He pulls her close by the waist, pressing their lips together. Wendy’s hands find themselves tracing the back of his neck before curling into his jet-black hair with bleach-blond roots.
These two have always been knowns for messy make-out sessions, especially when one of them is drunk—or they were just arguing and are using sex to avoid their problems—so it doesn’t take long before Wendy is pressed up against a wall, legs wrapping around Stan’s waist as they fight to shove their tongues down each other's throats.
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Stan and Wendy are just trying to have a nice night together after a long shift, but some annoying asshole won’t stop interrupting them.
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“Life's too short.”
“Yeah, well, attitudes like that don't keep mortals alive."
Mysterion just wants his team to stick around. Biology has other plans.
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- Part 2 of Oh We Can Be Heroes
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Toolshed and HumanKite hated each other. If they could, they would always take the chance to rip the guts out of the other. That's not new. Ever since the two joined freedom pals, they always were fighting. Until they got partnered up together so now they always have to be together for missions. This was a BAD time to have bad-luck.
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Toolshed and Kite get partnered up together, despite their mutual hatred towards one another, while Stan and Kyle figure out their feelings for each other.
Co-writer and i MIGHT reboot/remake this 😼 -jps
Update, co-writer and i WILL reboot this 😈 -still short
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He whipped around, jabbing an accusatory finger to Coon’s chest just in time to feel a firm, aimed squeeze to his sides, causing his words to break off with an embarrassingly loud squeal. Coon was smirking while the other tried to process what just happened. “And,” Another squeeze, Mysterion choked on a noise and stumbled back, “I’m not fucking ticklish,” Yet another, this time he got hiccuped giggles and a weak slap at his arm, “Like you!~”
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- Part 11 of Six’s tickle fics
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- English
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- 574
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- 1/1
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It is common knowledge that, in the event of an emergency or a distress call, under no circumstances could The Coon and Human Kite be sent together to resolve the issue.
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Kyman Week 2024, Day 7
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- Part 14 of Kyman Week 2024
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Es de conocimiento general que, en caso de suceder una emergencia o recibir algún llamado de auxilio, en ninguna circunstancia se podía enviar a El Mapache y Cometa Humano juntos a resolver el asunto.
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Kyman Week 2024, Día 7Series
- Part 13 of Kyman Week 2024
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"GIVE HIM BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKER OR-"
"Or what? You can't change what's been done."
The Freedom Pals have been heroes since they were teenagers and Friends for longer.
A long time ago, one of them was lost to the evils of this world. He has turned to their greatest foe and has faced them with a new challenge. If they turn on one another, maybe things will be different and somebody could see his point of view.
But Stan just wants Kyle back. Maybe now, they'll finally have to kill Professor Chaos, their groups mortal enemy.
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Next to the old computer of the Freedom Base, Super Craig finds a letter adressed to Fastpass. The author of this letter tries at all costs to stay hidden...
This fanfic contains references to "Bring The Crunch : The Aftermath" another one of my fanfics. I suggest you read it before reading this one to understand the references.
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- Part 1 of Investigation Extravaganza
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South Park: The Rise of the Vigilantes by quxxnofhxarts (orphan_account)
Fandoms: South Park
24 Jun 2024
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Tweek is devastated by the breakup of his only relationship with Craig Tucker and has flashbacks of what couldn't have been real life-or at least that's what he was telling himself. He is convinced that his world is falling apart. An influx of super-powered vigilantes and villains in South Park worsens the situation.
Mysterion, a seasoned vigilante with five years of experience and control over his powers, strives to maintain order. Unlike him, the new vigilantes struggle with their abilities, leading to chaos. Mysterion understands the random distribution of superpowers and recognizes what Tweek is going through, hinting at a deeper connection between the events in town and Tweek's turmoil.
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South park boys are at it again! This time Kenny snaps and becomes a stalker!
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(M/C) grew up in South Park. He's just always been a bit of a ghost, a phantom even. He watched the popular kids from far away for years, hoping they wouldn't notice him. There have always been more important things, after all. Bringing money into his broken home, maintaining flawless grades for college scholarships, and making sure he doesn't have a police record. Everything always had to be squeaky clean.
During the last year of high school everything changes. (M/C) got to spend the summer out of town with his grandparents while his single dad went to rehab. When he returns to South Park for the new school year, he appears to have gone through a glow-up. Suddenly, everyone notices him, and everything gets shaky.
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Oh My God, Spider-Man is About to Go Apeshit if People Keep Being Stupid by monotime
Fandoms: South Park
06 May 2024
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The superhero personas the guys had created back when they were kids were *actually* real. Now, as teens, they've all been fighting crime for about two years. Well, almost all. Craig Tucker had been the only one to not have real superpowers.
He was fine with this. No powers meant no drama, and that meant he could keep his normal routine. Wake up, get annoyed by little sister, go to school, smoke during free period, have lunch with his friends, crush on the guy he's liked since 4th grade, participate in his extracurriculars, and sleep. Rinse and repeat. A perfectly normal life.
Until he's bit by some damn radioactive spider, causing him to don his own mask. It is not by choice.
Craig decides to remain anonymous, not wanting to get caught up in whatever it is "Freedom Pals" and that other hero group have going on. Unfortunately for Craig the others seem interested in this not-so-friendly-neighborhood Spider-Man.
God, Craig wishes he could just live his life peacefully.
(set in a South Park that is like a big city, for plot-related purposes)
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Ever wondered how the games group of 'Super Heroes' got their big break in their beloved town called South Park?
Come see what went down during their recording process! See the makings of heart felt drama, and how even the most careless of heroes can be passionate....except for Craig.
He's never passionate.
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When Ordinary Meets Extraordinary by GlitteringStrawberries (TheOtherXOPrincess)
Fandoms: South Park
04 Feb 2024
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Stan's life as a young single dad is already challenging. He dedicated his life to raising his adorable five-year-old daughter and pouring his heart into his writing. One fateful night, Stan and his daughter stumble upon a shocking sight: A superheroine called Callgirl lies injured and unconscious in the dimly lit alley. Without thinking twice, they take Callgirl to their home to nurse her back to health. With a superheroine now under their roof, Stan's normal life takes an unexpected turn.
Callgirl is not just a superheroine with remarkable abilities. She’s also Wendy, Princess of a futuristic planet and soon to be Queen. Despite her royal status, she has fled her home because she couldn't bear the suffocating expectations and responsibilities placed on her. On Earth, she yearns to use her powers for good, to fight evil, and to make a meaningful difference.
Falling for a human was never part of Wendy’s plan, though.
Also, a dangerous villain threatens the safety of the town and possibly their worlds. Wendy, Stan and their newfound family will face their greatest challenge yet, a test of their bonds, their strength, and their love for one another.
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- Part 7 of Fate Is One Hell of a Bitch
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Cualquiera pensaría que estar dotado con poderes sería lo mejor que podría pasar. Lo increíble de aprender a controlar habilidades extraordinarias, el llegar a convertirse en superhéroe... Lástima que las cosas nunca eran fáciles para Tweek Tweak.