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He’s Just Not That Into Killing You by xlyks
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Dec 2024
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Katsuki’s camping trip went to hell when a psycho murdered his friends, tied him up, and called him “pretty.” He swore he’d never be into crazy, but the bastard choking him might’ve changed his mind. And well, nothing says bad decisions like fucking the hot, hairy, and homicidal psycho who ruined your camping trip.
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BARK BARK BARK ARF WOWZERS instant repeat read
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Jason Todd awoke one morning from troubled dreams and found himself transformed into a monstrous—
No. God, he wished.
Metamorphosis, he could have handled. An easy fix. Hell, magic insect transformation was practically an everyday occurrence, in Gotham.
Just… not in this Gotham.
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Jason Todd awakes one morning in a Gotham that “doesn’t like chaos”, and finds his feet.
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“Ghost?”
“Soap.” Ghost’s voice was a low buzz, gravelly with static. In the absolute silence of the snow-covered forest, it sounded both deafeningly loud and intimately quiet.
“What’s your favourite season?” Soap asked.
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Four seasons, five countries, six months.
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How to Assist the Assassin: a Brief Guide by Jeon Jeongguk by annie_vi for yoonminology
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
22 Dec 2024
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There’s a little certificate hanging on Jeon Jeongguk’s desk at work, laminated with a seal and signed by his boss—CONGRATULATIONS ON 1 YEAR OF SERVICE!
It definitely has blood on it.
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All Lucius Malfoy wants is to have a proper, pureblood heir and to eat his breakfast in peace. Is that really too much to ask?
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"You are dripping on my Ziegler Mahal.”
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Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit.
After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to live on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. She's struggling to hang onto her sanity and pleasant disposition, despite those nasty thoughts that keep popping into her head, but he's already given up on his. Meanwhile, the rest of the wizarding world is investigating his mysterious disappearance, he's inventing his own whole new reality from the comfort of Hermione's bed (not that she wants him there), the gravity's broken in the kitchen, Harry and Ginny won't stop trying to get her back together with Ron, Ron's sleeping with Lavender, Hermione wants to lay him out, Astoria Greengrass is mourning her not-so-dead fiancé, and everyone's so buried in lies that they might as well just forget about the whole concept of truth.
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Harrison James Potter is counting down the days until his 11th brithday when he will receive his Hogwarts letter. Because that's when he will be able to escape the Dursleys and properly enter the Wizarding World where he would be safer. Or that's what the ghosts of his biological parents tell him.
It hurt (physically - thanks, aunt Petunia) to find out that his parents weren't actually there. That they couldn't protect him from the three muggles he was stuck with. Regardless, Harry adapted, because that was all he could do. He did everything he could to survive in that house, because there were no means for him to leave. The Dursleys hated him, but Dumbledore paid them handsomely to keep Harry away from the Wizarding World. And Harry preferred the danger he knew rather than the one he was unfamiliar with.
That was until a strange man knocked at his door when he was 9 years old and petrified his abusers.
Harry wasn't dumb.
He ran away as soon as the coast was clear.
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chapter 3 (3/?), read on 12/26/24
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Maledictions of a Sociopath by NowYouOnlyGiveMeBlackRoses
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Dec 2024
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Fact 1: Genes may make one vulnerable to developing antisocial personality disorder (for example, sociopathy, psychopathy- commonly classified as ASPD)— and life situations, especially neglect and abuse, may trigger its development.
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Jisung thinks that perhaps he should have just feigned illness and called in. It wouldn’t be the first time he’s called in sick due to supernatural causes. The last time he can remember getting sick from a field endeavor was trying to fight a goblin who’d been the cause for a few days’ worth of torrential rain storms in Seoul; he’d gone down with a cold immediately after that and was out of commission for at least a week.
But the common cold he can easily fake. Demonic possession? Not so much.
A quick peek into rookie demon hunter Han Jisung's relationship with the charming yet troublesome demon that's accidentally possessed him.
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Multi-Dimensional Turtle Chaos by CeruleanBound for The_Void_Banshee
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), TMNT (2007), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Bay Movies)
23 Aug 2024
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Chat fic between 5 sets of turtles: 2003, 2007, 2012, Bay & Rise.
Trying to represent each TMNT version fairly and evenly, but I have noticed I write a lot about Rise Leo 🙈💙 He's just such a chaotic, attention-seeking trouble maker, and I love him, so he is a big part of this story. I am not sorry.
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The tot doesn't show until well into halfway of the story, but the family bonding through text is still a wonderful thing to administer into this collection.
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After creating an animated television series and a live show, Lydia's plan to pull Betelgeuse out of Hell actually works, but is it too little too late? Seventeen years is a long time apart, and Lydia has made some very dubious choices in order to cope with the loss of her groom. Beej has his own demons to deal with... quite literally. Bartholomew is still on the loose and Hell wants their escapee back. The journey continues in this sequel to Neither Here Nor There as the strange and unusual couple go head-to-head with Hell itself!
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- Part 2 of Neither Here Nor There
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“Arsène!”
Akira calls the name as the skin of his back splits open. Wings with feathers that would blend with the night sky burst forth as his persona rises to meet him. Blue flames lick at his skin, reforging him in Arsène’s image.
There is pain. There is fury.
And there is the power to rip Akira’s past helpless self to shreds.
Persona users manifest the traits of their personas, in the Metaverse and the real world. They can only be seen by other persona users.
This changes things.
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Everything you need to know about “Millenia-Gate” aka the shitshow that got The Vampire Lestat canceled, a comprehensive guide by TalamascaReeves by The_Vagabond_Angel, TheNightColors
Fandoms: Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
03 Nov 2023
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The gripping narrative of how somewhat niche online artist and fashion designer Armand’s grooming allegations against his former co-creator PainteroftheMillenia or Marius Romano, the “father of art-tube” and renowned renaissance style painter, lead to the internet’s favorite musician and massive influencer/ blorbo, babygirl, Bi-con The Vampire Lestat loosing brand deals and getting marked with the problematic fave stamp, as told by former fan Jesse Reeves or “TalamascaReeves”. Ft. MercyReads, aka Louis de pointe du lac, the small book-tuber who’s online reputation went up in flames when he was exposed as harboring an insane and toxic on and off again relationship with Lestat and oh also a pyromaniac, TheDrama’sMinion aka Daniel Molloy, the guy who exposed Louis and btw also is in an insane and toxic on and off again relationship with Armand, Denis, Armand’s long suffering editor, David Talbot, way too old to be involved in this kind of petty bullshit, and the color red. Prepare for drama, heart break, betrayal, doxing, and internet slang.
TLDR: The Vampire Chronicles but they’re YouTubers who are getting #cancelled for being #problematic and the drama unfolds in convoluted and insane ways a la YouTube beauty community
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- Part 2 of Millenia Gate extended universe
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tvc as messy internet youtubers/influencers and everyone gets cancelled for being awful
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(“This is like watching Victorian noblemen insult each other except they’re also gay guys with unmedicated bpd. U don’t get entertainment like this on other corners of the internet bro.”)
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This Could've Been An E-Mail by Fifi2930 for Polinfickipedia
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
30 Oct 2024
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When the Bridgertons move from London to Aubrey Hall, 17 year old Colin begins an e-mail letter correspondence with his friend and crush, Marina Thompson. Or so he believes. Because Marina isn't much for letters or writing, she asks her cousin and Colin's childhood friend, Penelope Featherington, to just pretend to be her. Penelope doesn't feel gorgeous, funny and popular Colin will ever return her feelings when beautiful Marina is right there, so she agrees. It's not like two people can fall in love over e-mail, right?
Right?
Mature rated chapters: Chapters 8,9,10,11
Explicit rated chapter(s): 12/13Series
- Part 1 of E-mail Universe
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A late-night infomercial for a very unique product...
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“You hesitated. Why didn’t you kill me?”
Tyler Galpin is an enigma—and there’s nothing Wednesday Addams despises more than a problem she can’t solve. Her obsession has nothing to do with the aching, asthma-like sensation in her chest every time she thinks of Tyler. Nothing at all.
An alternate ending and continuation of the Wednesday series. Tyler x Wednesday.
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Wednesay e Tyler com um final feliz
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Harry goes back in time to raise Tom and suffers from the fact that it is impossible to change a person. All while his version of Voldemort courts him in his head. Seventy years, Tom conquering Europe, daddy issues, and resurrection later has Harry wondering how it even got to this point.
'Voldie finally looked up at him, threading his fingers through Harry’s curls, then his blue eyes swirled with confusion at the horror twisting on Harry’s face.
He turned around quickly, but not nearly quick enough.
“Avada Kedavra.” Tom said calmly, the spell struck in sync with a roll of thunder, hitting Voldie square in his chest.
Blue eyes widened in surprise before he was blasted like a rag doll halfway across the room and exploded through Harry’s aquarium. Harry sat still, staring blankly as blood and glass coated his dining room, his favorite Bubble Eye goldfish Luna flopped suffocating, next to Voldie’s limp body.
“Thomas.” Harry sighed into his hands, rubbing them up and down over his face. '- Language:
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Soap looked so damn confused by the big guy freaking out. Until he groaned then swore when he followed the man’s line of sight. “SON OF A BITCH.. I hate fucking repairing this armor. It’s as annoying as I am.” Ghost looked about ready to scream “worry fucking less about holes in your bloody armor and more about holes in you!”
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- Part 5 of Dark Johnny
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I'm In Your Walls by FrozenChopsticks
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Dec 2024
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Gojo Satoru’s hot next door neighbor is a murderer. At least he’s pretty sure he is.
On a sweltering summer night, Satoru sees something he shouldn’t. Curiosity about the crime he’s witnessed and the man who did it overlap into a messy haze of emotions. As that curiosity blooms into full blown obsession, Satoru gets swept up into Geto Suguru’s dark world of vengeance, desire, and secrets.
Hope Gojo doesn’t lose his head…
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