5 Works in Jago Boffin

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    Summary

    Bilbo Baggins has needs. Sexual needs.

    Travelling with thirteen big, strong dwarves sounds like a good way to have those needs covered - regularly...
    ...but dwarves are not hobbits. How does one go about building a polycule with people who might not even know what the word means?

    °~°~°

    Polycule: A sensual/sexual/romantic relationship between more than two people, consensually interconnected.

    Welcome to the smut-fest, where Bilbo willingly fucks or is fucked by everyone, in his search for his perfect match... or matches.

    Let's go! 🔥🔥🔥

    Note: The tags are intentional.

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    34,990
    Chapters:
    16/?
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    Bilbo Baggins had been betrothed to Lobelia Bracegirdle since birth, but after seeing her in bed with another, he finds himself seeking a different kind of future - preferably one without her in it.

    Fortunately, there is a dwarven lord at a tavern in Bree, looking for an investment partner, and Bilbo Baggins just happens to sit on a very large marriage fund...

     

    TW: Drinking, drunk dealings, cheating (not Thorin/Bilbo), insinuations of sexual harassment (not Thorin/Bilbo), general stupidity.

    This may or may not contain 'crack'. I have no idea how humour works, but I do know they will wake up in the same bed within a very short time...

    Series
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    54,617
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Collections:
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    292
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    58
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    7,416
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    At first, Bilbo is very glad to hear of the new alliance between Erebor and the Shire. He is even more excited when he learns that some of his family members are coming to the Lonely Mountain to discuss the details.

    That is, until the dwarves (and Thorin, who is decidedly not and never shall be his) start getting along a little too well with one of his more adventurous cousins, and Bilbo starts doubting about his place.

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    24,272
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    Initially prompted by watching rutobuka draw this fist-chewingly cute art, this little whim has now spiralled into a multi-chaptered series filled to the brim with all the silliest, sugariest tropes I can cram in.

    This first section is all kidfic, but please note, later parts of the series will become gradually less safe for work... ;)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,172
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    237
    Kudos:
    1,050
    Bookmarks:
    153
    Hits:
    10,990
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    Gandalf finds himself spending Yule in the Great Smials as Gerontius's guest, and is ambushed by a number of the Old Took's grandchildren demanding stories and other entertainment. (An alphabetical set of drabbles with prompts mostly of my own making, though I stopped short, at W, because the story looked finished)

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    English
    Words:
    2,556
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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