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    Бильбо Бэггинс из Бэг-Энда был не слишком уважаемым хоббитом. Ни у одного уважаемого хоббита в доме не висели меч и арбалет, и в семье у него не было гномов. Но Бильбо Бэггинс был именно таким и весь Шир знал о его муже, кузнеце Торине Дубощите.

    Однажды, когда Бильбо возвращается домой, он узнает о походе, нацеленном на возвращение Эребора. Бильбо знает, что гномы - упрямые существа, и нет никого упрямее Торина. Но никто не говорил, что сам Бильбо был не менее упрям, чем его любимый муж.

    Когда Бильбо возвращается домой и находит своего мужа там раньше, чем ожидалось, он узнает о походе, нацеленном на возвращение Эребора. Это смертельная миссия. Бильбо знает, что гномы - упрямые существа, и нет никого упрямее Торина. Но никто не говорил, что сам Бильбо был не менее упрям, чем его любимый муж.

    Поэтому он последует за своим самым дорогим гномом через всё Средиземье, через равнины, горы и леса, скрывая при этом истинную природу их отношений (политика гномов еще никому не помогала), залечивая старые раны (и нанося новые) и узнавая что-то новое о гноме, которого Бильбо называет своим мужем (и о его большой семье).

    В конце концов, никто никогда не говорил, что любовь - это легко.

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    Sometimes home is built, not reclaimed. Everybody lives after the Battle of Five Armies, but a new threat lurks in the North. The younger dwarf prince from Erebor is tasked with seeking help from distant lands to eradicate this threat. He sets off on a quest with a red-haired wood elf from Mirkwood and a mysterious young man from Dale.

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    It's the first Christmas after the end of the world, and although nobody's truly in the mood to celebrate, Thranduil's determined to try. With a little help from the other survivors, he might just be able to pull it off.

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    Bard takes his kids out for their monthly hunt when an encounter with a giant spider goes terribly wrong (or terribly right depending on who you ask).

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    Thranduil is a gorgeous vampire with a little bit of werewolf in him. Bard, naturally, cannot resist.

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    It’s a marriage of convenience, a way to forever strengthen the bond between the Dwarves of Erebor and the people of Dale.

    Or so Sigrid tells herself.

    (REUPLOAD)

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    First comes love, then comes marriage - but in between comes courting, and Elvenqueen Thranduil and the newest member of her guard have rather different ideas about how it should go.

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    She is the Lady of Dale. He is the heir to the throne of Erebor. Two separate kingdoms. Two different races. A political friendship between them is expected. Anything more would be against the rules.

    Fili has always been quite good at breaking rules.

    Fili and Sigrid after BotFA.

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    After weeks of waiting at Thorin's bedside, Bilbo begins to carve out a place for himself among the people of Erebor, earning their admiration despite his lingering doubts about staying. When Thorin finally awakens, he discovers that his burglar has not only remained steadfast by his side but has also become beloved by the dwarves. Battling his own shame and fear, Thorin must find the courage to show Bilbo that Erebor can be his home - and that Thorin’s heart has always been his.

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    So, because things just didn't seem ended with the last chapter in Don't Go Shopping, we have the sequel. Ta daaa!

    Please ignore the other story, All the Poison Money Can Buy (former What's a Lifetime Warranty), when reading this - that's an AU and has nothing to do with what will happen here.

    Also, the first idea when I started tinkering with this was to have a little PWP. You know, as a treat for all you lovely readers. Well. It decided it wanted plot. So... it is not porn without plot, it's porn with plot. Some deity help us.

    Aaand I made a discord, if you want to shoot the breeze about the stories or whatever: https://discord.gg/ySHZTHw

    In any case, it starts roughly 2 years after the events in Don't Go Shopping ended.

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    Bella Baggins tries to be a respectable hobbit. After a life of hardship and pain, she's been courted for only her beauty. Her mannerisms are too dastardly for any hobbit lad to desire her. She always felt that her other half was out there, that she could have a love like her parents did. Everything changes when Gandalf the Grey shows up at her front step, setting in motion a series of events that will change her life forever. Will she be ready to take a step out of her door or fade into mediocrity?

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    Time has passed, and a miracle has unfolded in the heart of Erebor. Bilbo Baggins, once a humble hobbit and now the beloved consort of Azsâlul’abad, is expecting a child. As the dwobbit (dwarf-hobbit hybrid) grows within Bilbo, questions swirl: How will this unique child be raised? What challenges will come with its dual heritage? Join Bilbo, Thorin, and their companions as they navigate the joys and uncertainties of parenthood in a kingdom where the unexpected is always around the corner.

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    When a fateful encounter reunites newly-widowed Bard with the stripper from his best friend's bachelorette party - also a single father - an impulse offer begins a decade of friendship neither would have anticipated. But when Thranduil's past comes back to haunt him in the form of an unexpected visitor, he and Bard begin a farce that might become more complicated than they originally thought.

    Written by bishkebab for THAUC 2024. Includes art by pseudohades.

    Prompts:
    1.) Thranduil is a stripper in another country and Bard gets a dance from him when there for a Bachelor's party. Years later they end up in the same place.
    2.) Thranduil's partner left him and baby Legolas. When she tries to get back in their life years later, Thranduil says he is in a relationship with his best friend Bard. They are both in love but think it's unrequited.

    Note: contains themes of prostitution, drug abuse, and homophobia. See author's notes for more detailed content warnings.

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    King Dain is to wed Lady Katris, the eldest daughter of the Firebeard clan. However, the wedding party is ambushed on the way to the Lonely Mountain. In a world where everyone has ulterior motives, is there anyone the queen-to-be can count on?

    A sequel to the Lay of Dwalin the Dwarf 'verse, set fifteen years after the Battle of the Five Armies.

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    41/?
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    Thorin has been battling the relentless grip of gold sickness for a year. In an effort to help, Bilbo introduces him to a different kind of 'gold'—one that might just be worth obsessing over.

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    It wasn’t Feren’s fault of course. How was he supposed to know that the very apples that made this juice came from the farm of the man who had a death grip on Thranduil’s limbic system?

    ~ or: Thranduil visits Bard's farm to get him out of his head. It doesn't work.

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    “This is Unit Thirty-One at National Science Center Four outside of Fort Yukon, Alaska. Come in, come in. This is Unit Thirty-One at National Science Center Four outside of Fort Yukon, Alaska. Come in, come in.” Bilbo Baggins listened to empty radio static answer his calls.

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    15,915
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    4/?
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    10
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    The years Legolas experiences between the Battle of the Five Armies and the formation of the Fellowship

    "Together, through the ages of the world we have fought the long defeat" - Galadriel

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    119,620
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    29/?
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    52
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    34
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    Frodo, Sam, Pippin et Merry reviennent dans le passé.

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    Français
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    1/?
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    1
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    5
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    60

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