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    Quando não há esperanças para desfazer a Doença do Dragão de Thorin, uma dwelf de nove anos tem a solução perfeita.

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    It’s a marriage of convenience, a way to forever strengthen the bond between the Dwarves of Erebor and the people of Dale.

    Or so Sigrid tells herself.

    (REUPLOAD)

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    Bilbo saves Thorin's life, and everything changes. But while Thorin is now free of his own curse and madness, Bilbo's seems to be only beginning. And when Thorin finally realizes that his dear hobbit is in need of help just as Thorin was, what else can he do but return the favor?

    (I'm not the most reliable updater so I apologize for that ahead of time)

    (Fuck The Tolkien Estate actually I'mma keep going with this, what do they know they said the Jackson Movies suck and the Amazon series is cool)

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    Thorin hasn't been himself for a while. Bilbo gets his confirmation when he sees how Thorin reacts to the arrival of the survivors from Lake Town and how he goes back on his word and honour.

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    A game of twenty questions? Thorin doesn't play games, but this could get interesting as Thorin and Raven learn more about each other, strengthening their bond.

    In the light of recent events, Thorin wishes for his sister to join him at Erebor, and since he cannot leave the Lonely Mountain to assure her safe travel as he has plans to rebuild Erebor and Dale, Raven offers to make the journey to Ered Luin with Fíli at her side.

    In order to rebuild Kingdoms, friendships and alliances must be forged, not just by Thorin, but also by Raven.

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    Thorin's hammer bears down on the white-hot metal once more. If the thoughts could not be forced from his mind, his hands would force them into his craft. The blade is taking shape. Thorin was confident in his smithing; bending metal to his will had always come easier than attempting to do the same with the councils of Erebor. He would not falter now. And yet, as the garden trowel glows under his attention and the flames of his forge, he worries. It is not a courting gift, he swears it. Bilbo has simply found a patch of weeds in one of the less collapsed atriums of the outer wings, and how he had shone when he told the company of the things he would grow there.

    Or: Thorin is miserably, hopelessly in love and handling it so so well!

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    Author's Summary:
    Everyone in the Shire knew the tale of Mad Bilbo Baggins who ran off one morning and was never seen again.

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    My dear friend and ally Y/N,
    I am sorry for this abrupt request but I find myself in quite the tricky situation in Rivendell. As you might speculate already, I have organized another adventure to help the dwarves of Erebor reclaim their Home. Unfortunately, as I am being held back, I can't look after them to make sure they won't get into trouble, surely you can take my place till I return.
    Furthermore, I have acquired the help of a brave hobbit who will oversee the tasks of being their burglar, I’d like to request you to keep an eye on him.
    I fear their journey will be long and wrought with danger. I need you to meet the Company on their journey away from Rivendell, so that you can protect them until I can join them again.
    Thank you kindly,
    Your Friend, Gandalf the Grey

    Joining the quest to Erebor you soon find something far more precious than gold. I will also write a sequel

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    “Bilbo,” he rasped, and there was a heavy sigh.
    “No, it’s Balin. Go back to sleep.”
    Thorin tried to open his eyes, frowning as he took in the stone walls of the royal bedchamber. “Where… is…”
    “Rest,” Balin insisted, not answering his question, but before he could stand and demand answers, he passed out again.

    Thorin wakes up months after the battle only to be informed that his burglar has already left for home. Despairing, he resolves to write him at his home, and hope that his hobbit is willing to write him back.
    Surely nothing too bad could have happened to him on the road, preventing him from even making it home.
    Right?

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    Bilbo Baggins has a power: He can heal any injury through fucking.

    He was never planning on sharing that with anyone, as it brings up major issues on so many levels. Then, the day of the big Battle comes and Bilbo must make a choice: Fuck Thorin Oakenshield back to health or watch him bleed out on the mountainside.

    Good thing Thorin can still speak to give consent. Too bad the dwarf hates being interrupted mid-monologue.

    ____

    "Magical Healing Cock" was already a tag. I found it while tagging "Magical Hobbits" on another story.

    That was all it took for this story to appear. Enjoy. X)

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    A collection of my drabbles that would posted on LiveJournal and Tumblr, covering many fandoms and ships. See each chapter for tags, summary, and rating.

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    After the battle of the five armies, Bilbo decides to move to Erebor to live with Thorin and the other dwarves. But before then, he throws a huge celebration at Bag end as a farewell to the Shire.

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    Bilbo placed a kiss on Thorin’s lips. Thorin opened his mouth to let him in. Before it could get any dirtier, though, Bilbo rested his forehead against Thorin’s and whispered, “But, my dear husband, what if I told you that there is a way for us to have a child of our own, regardless of us both being males?”

    Thorin pulled away violently, eyes large and almost popping out of his head. “Bilbo, what do you mean?”

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    After an overwhelming evening with a company of dwarves in Bag End, Bilbo Baggins seeks solace in a secluded hot spring hidden deep in the Shire. However, his moment of peace is interrupted by Fíli, the golden-haired dwarf prince, who admits to following Bilbo on his uncle’s orders. What begins as a tense encounter quickly transforms into intimate moment for both hobbit and dwarf.

    - this is shameless fluff and smut. I wrote this instead of sleeping. I have never smut before. So I hope you like it. Also it is a crime that there isn’t more Bilbo/Fili smut out there.

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    Bella has felt trapped by the tight constraints of Hobbit society and her family ever since her parents died. But as her magic grows stronger day by day, there is a herd of Dwarrow who would be more than happy to take her, in exchange for some help with their pest problem.

    It's a simple deal, really. She steals their home back for them. They steal her from her home.

    That's all there is to it, of course, because nothing could happen when stuck in close quarters for 8 months. Especially when there's magic involved.

    --Formerly--

    Bella doesn't know why she expected to be able to live a quiet life. She didn't particularly want a quiet life, she was more in the habit of it than anything else. So when a wizard shows up on her doorstep and a bunch of dwarves brings her a quest that she has particularly good skills to accomplish, well...Habits are made to be broken...Right?

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    Magic fem Bilbo, now with poly ships

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    Bilbo Baggins has been thrown back in time 429 times.

    Seen death 429 times.

    Seen war 429 times.

    Seen dragon fire 429 times.

    Can he do it one more time?

    Will it ever end?

     

    Disclaimer: I don't know where I am going with this, I'm just writing out my ideas as they come. Hopefully, it turns out great.

    There also might (heavy on the might) be some dark theme in here sooner or later.

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    Bilbo has accidentally gotten himself engaged to the goldsick Thorin, and while he was out looking for flowers, he finds himself captured by the elves. Bilbo offers a trade to spare his friends the brutality of war, but rather than offering up the Arkenstone, he gives up the mithril.

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    Frerin survives the Battle of Moria, and loses his memory. He lives in the Shire and marries his Ones Belladonna Took and Bungo Baggins. They have one child, Nolana/fem Bilbo. No one knew he survived until they show up to Bag End planning on taking Nolana with them to steal from Smaug. Frerin is not happy with Gandalf.

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    A shape-shifter named Tilene joins Thorin Oakenshield's company to help them reclaim Erebor. Her ability to change forms into the same species as the one she touches, may come in handy if the dwarves or their burglar wake the dragon. Having lived a secluded life, Tilene is taken with the beauty of the kings that she meets.

    All seems well when the quest starts, but she learns that her past is complicating her friendship with the dwarves, and her feelings towards her enemies.

    20+ chapters, 50.000+ -ish words, no fixed update scedule, sometimes there's 2 chapters in one week, sometimes it takes a month or two.
    Tilene's character goes back into Silmarillion timeline, everything Silmarillion is explained and can be read fandom-blind.
    TW: mentions of dub-con in the past, The fast rebound to Thranduil could be seen as dubious infidelity, but Tilene/Thorin are clearly not together at that point.

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    Above the heart, hobbits carried the visible manifestations of their friendships, family ties and romantic relationships in the form of markings which grew like flowers on their chests.

    Thinking that the Dwarves of Thorin's company will never forgive him, Bilbo taps into the hobbits' green magic at great risk to his life and shows everyone that nature is not only gentle and kind, but has thorns, and that the Bonds between him and the Dwarves are not so easily broken than as would have thought.

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