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    The general mistrust of magic as well as dangerous people in his past kept Jonathan Sims isolated, hidden away where he hoped he might finally be safe. Until he met someone who might be worth shattering that peace for.

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    Kayne notices the crack and sends Arthur and John to check it out and see what's on the other side.

    Spoilers for and up to S5 of Malevolent and for and up to S4 of TMA

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    It was Tim’s fault. If anyone in the Archives were to blame, it was definitely Tim Stoker. It was his idea in the first place, after all. He’d been the one to voice what they were all thinking.

    “D’you reckon,” Tim had said as he leaned as far back in his desk chair as it would allow without toppling him over. He jerked a thumb towards Jon’s closed office door behind him. “With how much he’s in there every day, recording those statements, that he’s said just about every word there is in the English language? Discounting the right proper spooky ones, you think he’s recorded enough of those bogus statements on the computer that we could – I don’t know – make one of those talking programs? One of those- oh, what do you call it?” He bobbed up and down in his chair as he thought about it, then snapped his fingers when the term returned to him. “Text to Speech!”

    “No, absolutely not,” Martin chimed in. "You both know you would just make it say whatever you wanted it to, and then Jon would find out, and then somehow he would find a way to blame me for it.”

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    A fic in which Daisy winds up in Bournemouth and meets a young Jon.
    He gains a friend and she gains an anchor.
    Leitner hunting and bonding ensue

    Tags will be added as I go, chapter count is subject to change

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    if you ask jon, he's a lost cause. neurotic, difficult, wretched. to his great dismay, people don't tend to ask him all that much.

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    As if being kidnapped by the Circus or being threatened by the Distortion wasn't bad enough, now Jon had to deal with a new consciousness waking up in his head. Or perhaps it's not his head at all.

    Jonny DID NOT agree to Raphaella's little experiment. So he's most certainly not happy about waking and realizing he's sharing his body with some nerd.

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    When Jonathan was young, he was marked by his near death encounter with Mr Spider. The Web's plan was to craft him into an Archivist that would end the world and send the Fears of out of this world.

    However, this did not happen. The Web didn't account for Jon himself becoming more than marked and so he was... repurposed.

    (Jon has a terrible time. But that's pretty normal for him.)

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    This is a fic where the fear entities each chose one avatar to go into the new universe with recollection of the apocalypse world Elias called. In this world, Jon met up with several avatars while in college and they crafted a plan to change the world for the better. A very important part of that plan was to ensure that Nikola brought Danny into the Stranger instead of killing him. This fic picks up years later, when Jon is ready to start putting the plan into action.

    This fic is told through a few scenes in Jon's POV, a series of emails and texts chains.

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    Jon wakes up in a hospital bed with no memory of how he got there or who he is, and a vague feeling that he used to know a man named Elias Bouchard.

    Inspired by a Tumblr post , "'i’ve lost my memory and idk who you are but i just have this feeling that i’m supposed to trust you' but the feeling is absolutely, completely, 100% wrong."

     

    Now complete!

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    Jon had been granted a second chance. A chance to make up for all the things he'd done wrong the first time, to save the people he had failed. But at the end of the day, will it even change anything, or was it really out of his hands all along? He's not sure he's ready to walk the path of most resistance, but he knows he can't let it all happen again. He could never live with the guilt.

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    Mom said it's my turn to write a time-travel fix it fic!

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    Jon enters the Archives with his eyes open, and a better idea of what he's getting into.

    A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.

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    Gwen: can you stop leaving candy wrappers in my workspace

    Alice, ignoring her: do you think Chester and Norris ever explored each other's bodies?

    Chester: wiki-Asexuality

    Alice: your going to be getting Married!

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    Elias sends Jon to get a bouquet of flowers for his most recent divorce and while this is most definitely not in Jon's job description he can't really bring himself to complain after meeting the man running the flower shop.

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    “Jon, this is why I'm here. I'm s’posed to protect you. Your work is too important.”

    “Not at the cost of your own life.” The reply is curt, nearly as sharp as the blade that cut into the meat of him hours before. “Not…not when it's my fault. I lost my temper, and I got caught. Should have just let her hit me.”

    “It wasn’t your fault. You're just trying to live. It's not your fault you gotta hide like this.” Martin straightens his posture, lifting his arm with a tired grunt to grant Jon further access. “And, I'm sorry, but that actually is the deal. This is what I signed up for when I became a knight. It's what Lord Rayner and Sir Dekker have asked of me. Protecting you is my duty, and if I die in service of that, then I die. It's part of my oath.”

    With the wrapping secured, the room goes deathly still. Martin searches for more words of comfort, more ways to explain that this is what he's expected to do. What he's trained for. All he's ever been good for.

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    After a drunk one night stand, Jon and Martin decide to try being friends with benefits. After all, they are both single and adults.
    What could go wrong?

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    Boys can't communicate to save their lives.

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    Jon wasn’t a man who got much out of sex. He didn’t see much of a point in it or felt the need to do it himself. To him, it was a waste of time. That was however until he met Martin Blackwood. Martin had the same views as him in this regard, though didn’t mind trying it at least once in his life. This is what lead Jon to changing his views ever so sightly. While he still didn’t get much out of it, he did enjoy seeing Martin’s reaction when he did minor things like a hand job.

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    The night before Jon leaves to stop the Unknowing there are confessions and feelings shared inside a hotel room. Martin faces what happens afterwards bravely hoping against hope the right words will help Jon wake up so they can share the aftermath of that night together. Little does Martin know another party has taken a keen interest in him and what he is carrying.

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    Elias wants to create a living Archive. To do this, Jonathan Sims must be marked by Smirke's 14 fear entities. After each mark, Jon begins showing symptoms associated with that entity, requiring Elias to re-align Jon to The Eye.

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    As soon as they were out of earshot, Tim turned to him.
    “Oh. My. God.” He said, grinning. Martin was entirely too overwhelmed by whatever the fuck had just happened to respond.
    “He asked if you were in the shop tomorrow? Fuck!”
    Martin just gave an exasperated sort of noise. “S-sorry, have I missed something?”
    “Right, right. No, I mean, it’s literally crazy to me that you don’t already know this, but Jon is, like, a total prick! All the time! I mean full-on irritable co-worker. Or at least, he was,” There was that grin again. To say Martin was taken aback was an understatement.
    “I mean, I know he has a lot of work, but he never came off as irritable?” Martin said, astounded. Tim clapped him on the back.
    “That, my friend, speaks volumes.”

    _____________

    Or, Martin is a barista. Jon hates coffee. Somehow, he finds himself visiting Martin's shop every chance he gets.

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    Jon has a very awkward conversation with Sasha that leads to a very good evening with his boyfriend Martin.

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