Jul 8, 2024
what are these Steel Inquisitor skulls doing in a Georgia gift shop??
just a friendly neighborhood steel inquisitor 🪓🪓
@real-steel-inquisitor
hi i am a steel inquisitor living in luthadel. i'm here to serve the lord ruler and not kill people. and i'm all out of not killing people. ask me anything, especially about joining the canton of inquisition. we're always seeking new members 🪓 [Note: Blog is from perspective of pre/early Final Empire (book 1) so there probably won't be spoilers. If I do include any, they will be clearly tagged. Side blog of aridotdash]
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Jun 18, 2024
The thing is, those Manic Pixie Dream Girl movies aren't unrealistic because that kind of thing never happens in real life. They're unrealistic because they never show the epilogue five years later, where the Sadboy Protagonist is posting on reddit going "help, my girlfriend has cool unique hobbies and it's embarrassing me."
I don't know how this comes as a shock to some people, but if you're dating a girl with a bug collection, you're going to be dating a girl who proudly shows dead bugs to your mom.
Jun 4, 2024
Anyone else think that Pain guy from Naruto Shippuden is kinda hot 👀😳
Mar 7, 2024
Slightly moving away from stormlight, but staying in the same universe...
Jul 25, 2023
I feel like we need to acknowledge that while the lord ruler was a cunt, he did have some kickass branding.
Obligator is such a good title? and like Canton of Orthodoxy and shit is so fucking metal.
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Jun 16, 2023
Steel Inquisitors "see" with metalsight (the blue lines that steelpush/ironpull allomancers see), right.
And aluminum is allomantically inert and doesn't give the blue line, right.
So would a Steel Inquisitor walk into a panel of aluminum the way a bird flies into a clear glass window?
Is that true, @real-steel-inquisitor?
Absolutely not and anyone claiming to have seen this occur is lying and we will not stand for such blatant slander. Any further claims that Inquisitors "sound like bells when this happens" or "get really frustrated when they keep running into the same wall" are also false and should not be listened to.
In unrelated news, some white-haired guy came by and asked me to help him with his shopping
Jun 16, 2023
Steel Inquisitors "see" with metalsight (the blue lines that steelpush/ironpull allomancers see), right.
And aluminum is allomantically inert and doesn't give the blue line, right.
So would a Steel Inquisitor walk into a panel of aluminum the way a bird flies into a clear glass window?
Is that true, @real-steel-inquisitor?
Absolutely not and anyone claiming to have seen this occur is lying and we will not stand for such blatant slander. Any further claims that Inquisitors "sound like bells when this happens" or "get really frustrated when they keep running into the same wall" are also false and should not be listened to.
Mar 20, 2023
I'm curious as to how the Lord Ruler swear. Certainly not "by the Lord Ruler", I suppose. Have you ever heard him swear?
The Lord Ruler doesn't swear often (because he's always in control and powerful), but when he does, it's usually along the lines of "By me" or "Me dammit"
(It's very cute)
Mar 19, 2023
hey like or reblog if you post the following fandoms!! i wanna make more mutuals :3
pain
misery
kill
torture
suffering
bloodshed
anger
Mar 16, 2023
hey man i clean store/safe houses for your canton I'm just curious as to why i always find tables with holes and blood do they no give you beds for them i would be fully willing to haul up beds for if that's the case
It's either related to our dark methods of torture and the twisted creation of the abominations known as Steel Inquisitors,
Or it's a sex thing
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Mar 16, 2023
don't get any fucking ideas
Can we stab the Venture guy though?
lol yeah that guy sucks
Mar 16, 2023
Honest thoughts on the Ides of Marsh? On the one hand, it's about killing an absolute monarch. On the other hand, it involves repeatedly stabbing someone with sharp metal.
We do like stabbing. Plus it's not like it's going to kill him (rip to this caesar fellow but the LR is different), so really it's just enrichment and bonding
Mar 16, 2023
Its the Ides of Marsh not March
This is acceptable
Mar 15, 2023
don't get any fucking ideas
Mar 14, 2023
Your Grace, do you magically lose your hair upon becoming an Inquisitor or are you required to shave regularly?
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Mar 9, 2023
I don't know about killing but you guys need to look into this hoid. He made me see things as he told the story that she shouldn't and talked about a world of green grass and blue sky. He might not be dangerous but I think he's not well mentally and could use help.
The more I hear about this guy the more I think he needs a little murdering. Telling lies about the beautiful world the Lord Ruler has given to us is bad and should be strongly discouraged through axes
Mar 8, 2023
So we all know your thoughts on the Skaa but what are your thoughts on the Terris?
Well they were pretty neutral (Terris are basically scenery) but since that one ask I'm seeing them with a lot more suspicion