idk man i just work here

You don’t have to find fat men hot. There’s also fat women and other things

I need to be more high in order to paint Saul Goodman on this MnM

holy shit

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"

rats are up 300%

Gale is every British person ever 🤣

I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

are they not both your sons? Why is Cheese not given the son title.

I dont ljke him

for the life of me i cannot identify if cheese is literally just egg but in a different position and ive stared at the chest markings and im fairly sure theyre the same guy

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn