May 12, 2022
commission for @likemonstersinlove!! i really hope you enjoy it!
cc: Evelyn Jackson
froggiest time of the year
@likemonstersinlove
Aline ~ she/her ~ late 20s ~ certified original silliness under #my posts
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if it doesn’t feel like this when you discuss media with your friend then you’re not doing it right
this is also acceptable
Feb 23
Night market
Feb 23
oh my god irv really did find out what's for dinner
apparently it was cumin glazed ham with a side of toxic marriage???
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whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday
TikToker @bdylanhollis exuding Chaotic Pre-Serum Steve Rogers energy.
Happy "Well THAT Blew Up" to this post. In honor of 20k notes, please enjoy three additional gifs I made for this set, but had to cut to fit Tumblr's 10-images-per-post limit.
NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system
Oh and of course us
Honourable mention
you look great in that frog costume
reblog to tell your mutuals they look great in that frog costume.
Feb 23
still picking away at requests lol, my friend wanted me to show my oc, so here’s rock
they’re semi-terrestrial and very determined to look at all the dry shit on land
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do you think burt and fields know how badly they fucked up by revealing to irving that severance has been going on for way longer than the public knows. do you think they know about his i hate lumon diary and his locked case of secure & confidential documents and his pepe silvia wall of corridor paintings. or do you think they sent him on his way with his little tupperware out the door. baby yall picked the WRONG motherfucker to invite to your little ham & cuckolding soiree
give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do
Feb 22
the scene in season 1 being so garden of eden-esque takes on even more meaning after all the wild theological world building of the latest episode.
and the fact that innie irving and burt are apparently “dead” is like… they’ve been exiled from the garden… i’m yelling
Feb 22
Your outie expertly avoids spoilers on the internet. Your outie doesn’t open the tumblr community before she watches the new episode. Your outie waits to watch it with her family. Your outie remains calm during cliffhangers. Your outie doesn’t click on the tag while it’s trending, unless she is caught up with the show she’s watching. Your outie—
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Feb 22
Jame Eagan in 1x9 talked about bringing home the first Severance chip prototype when Helena was a little girl. Helena is 30 now according to Milchick, which means she would've been a child around 20+ years ago, young enough to say shit like "It's so pretty Daddy, everybody in the whole world should get one."
Which means the first Severance chips were made around 20 years ago. Now according to Fields, Burt was working with a Lumon partner as far back as 20 years ago, and apparently feels so sure he's going to hell that he Severed as a means of penance.
In conclusion, Burt was probably one of the scientists who created the first Severance chips, alongside/under the command of Jame Eagan and did a shit ton of unethical experimentation to perfect the technology. Burt could be one of the Founding Fathers of Severance.
WHICH MEANS that Burt G and Irving B's romance was enemies who don't even know they're enemies to lovers. Because Irving B Severed for the sole pupose of taking down Lumon while opposing Severance, but ended up falling in love with the man who created it!!! And both of them weren't even aware that their Outies are essentially arch nemeses. And now they're both dead and only their Outies remain.
Feb 22
helena after the talk in the chinese restaurant: yay! i got a good grade in Mark Scout, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
mark: god i need. a lobotomy