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maybe if you had read every post i have ever made you would have correctly interpreted the tone of my post

i wish I knew why putting away clean laundry is my number one most hated chore. I think I would rather do literally any other household task

it should be nice! you're handling fresh clean textiles, you're handling your clothes which you mostly like or tolerate, and it shouldnt be physically taxing but for some reason it makes me angry and makes my joints hurt like crazy. I'm not using some sort of especially taxing clothing storage system, I just put tshirts and everything else that doesn't matter if it wrinkles into crates. I only fold or hang up stuff that absolutely needs to be. idk how to address this issue, I'm thinking about being a lot more militant about "daily clothes" and putting everything even slightly nice into deep storage but i think that might make me miserable in a different way

one thing is that carrying the clothes around is a big pain in my ass. the washing machine should be next to the closet. god help you if you have to walk your shit back and forth from a laundromat. but paradoxically I LIKE the laundromat, I find it meditative. and I like doing laundry too, it's cool to put the stuff in the washer with soap, that's very satisfying. so what the fuck

white people dont even say "its may i go to the bathroom" any more. now they just wander the desert, looking for answers and finding none

i wish I knew why putting away clean laundry is my number one most hated chore. I think I would rather do literally any other household task

it should be nice! you're handling fresh clean textiles, you're handling your clothes which you mostly like or tolerate, and it shouldnt be physically taxing but for some reason it makes me angry and makes my joints hurt like crazy. I'm not using some sort of especially taxing clothing storage system, I just put tshirts and everything else that doesn't matter if it wrinkles into crates. I only fold or hang up stuff that absolutely needs to be. idk how to address this issue, I'm thinking about being a lot more militant about "daily clothes" and putting everything even slightly nice into deep storage but i think that might make me miserable in a different way

i wish I knew why putting away clean laundry is my number one most hated chore. I think I would rather do literally any other household task

it should be nice! you're handling fresh clean textiles, you're handling your clothes which you mostly like or tolerate, and it shouldnt be physically taxing but for some reason it makes me angry and makes my joints hurt like crazy. I'm not using some sort of especially taxing clothing storage system, I just put tshirts and everything else that doesn't matter if it wrinkles into crates. I only fold or hang up stuff that absolutely needs to be. idk how to address this issue, I'm thinking about being a lot more militant about "daily clothes" and putting everything even slightly nice into deep storage but i think that might make me miserable in a different way

Lol this reminded me of something I posted on my old blog. I mentioned offhandedly that the Korean War is called the 'Forgotten War' and then I got a bunch of Americans in the notes angrily responding that they’d never heard it referred to that way.

grim has been getting diarrhea a lot less since I kicked my ex out. I can't really account for that. he wasn't the type of guy to poison a dog on purpose but he was breathtakingly stupid, to the point that by the end of the line I was 90% certain he had a serious, not joking intellectual disability. so he very easily could have been feeding the dog something really bad out of simple ignorance and lying to me about it because he did that reflexively to cover every time he didn't know something or couldn't figure something out. nothing else has changed that would affect whether the dog is sick regularly or not

he once gave the dog a can of spray paint to play with after I told him not to. the predictable outcome occurred and we had to go to the emergency vet at midnight. my furniture and drapes still have spray paint on them. the dog was fine because it's very hard to poison a dog the size of a middle schooler but that was sheer luck

one time I tried to teach him how to coil up a rope or hose around your palm and elbow so you get a nice neat roll you can put away. I demonstrated it slowly for him several times. he couldn't get it.

one time he walked up to my desk to inform me that one of my knickknacks, a glass "crystal ball" type thing, had accidentally been nudged into a patch of sunlight from a window and was lensing the light into a hotspot, like when you use a magnifying glass to burn ants. and I said oh my god that's so dangerous thank you for letting me know, so where did you move the crystal ball? and he said "move it? why?"

one time he complained to me that it was nice having a dishwasher but he hated how he had to make a bunch of trips between the dishwasher and the silverware drawer to put the silverware away. I showed him how the silverware basket just lifts right out of the dishwasher for exactly this reason, but also that an adult human with typical facilities can in fact hold multiple spoons in their hand at one time. both of these facts were new information to him

“I have no sympathy for her, she knew exactly what she was getting into” so is that what you think about abuse victims in general, or is it only okay to blame them when their abuser is especially rich and powerful?

i genuinely dont think there's a more quintessential somethingawful forums story than the time the new site owner removed a slur from the 20 year old spaghetti code and the log-in system crashed

Thank you So much To Anyone Who's Ever created An Audio Post that's Not A Spotify link I Respect You More than Anyone on Earth And I Hope You have An Amazing Day

[delusional homeschooler voice] it's normal to study Latin growing up and wish your parents had gotten you into ancient Greek as well during your fits of adolescent rebellion

can you idiots please signal boost this help me my wife's catamite ran away he's 27 years old and a Norwood-Hamilton 2 with beautiful pink cubids bow lips and lordosis (the slutty type of abnormal back curvature)... I last saw him wearing his above the knee cargo shorts and a heather gray polo, or was it kelly green... ? This was in the Athens, Georgia area but he could be anywhere in the transcaucasus by this point. Check under your porches and your vehicles. He startles easy but if you approach slowly you can lure him out with RAZ watermelon ice and/or tuna salad and then choke him out... please please please I need to find him I'm afraid an eagle has swooped down to carry him away to Jupiter and frankly... HE CANNOT AFFORD TO GET ANY MORE STUPIDER!!!!!!!!!