/hj is the funniest earnest tonetag in the world even without the handjob joke because it's ostensibly meant to clarify tone for autistic people, but the tone it's clarifying is "unreadable level of ambiguous seriousness that requires social context beyond what text can convey /glhffgt"

oh ok

top tier simpsons bit tbh

you and your friend rushing to turn down the volume on these speakers in the computer room when Kelly in the “Shoes” video reached the bridge and started screaming FUCK YOU

pop off babe

I just want to get dicked down again =/

wizard babies be on their orb watching cocomerlin

is it a good sign if the president is sephiroth posting after hurling his own country into what might just become its worst economic state in its modern history

wow how awesome

american maid cafe review

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

guys what is the name of this genre of meme. i need more of it in my life