I can solve every mystery novel as soon as I see the crime. I don't even have to read the rest of it to know I'm right. waste of energy. into the fireplace it goes

that seems like an insanely awkward place to put the main account, genuinely unsure of what I'd do if fr-san had decided my gimmick was that she's me but single

honestly if I were there lu bu would simply not betray me

toxic yuri is when your girlfriend accidentally poisons the both of you by picking the wrong mushrooms

good morning. drinking tea. would be better if ryougi shiki were spitting in my mouth.

The left wing is damaged and one of the engines is offline. We're going to have to make a crash landing on that dog

Idk if this was intended as a metaphor for American politics, but if the shoe fits, am I right?

I'm hoping the dog is Elon 🤞

This post was about landing an airplane on a dog to kill the dog

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sometimes I wonder if the dragon quest translators knew just how much was on the line whenever they translated any given term

honestly a nightmare scenario, could you imagine if every single localization decision had all of the stakes of the ff dragoon naming schema

(unknowingly locking in the 'correct' term for a million future references that will all be treated as common knowledge and skill check translators until the end of time) and THIS one will be named she-slime :)