Britt Marie Excerpt
Britt Marie Excerpt
Britt Marie Excerpt
WAS HERE
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– A NOVEL –
FREDRIK BACKMAN
Translated from the Swedish
by Henning Koch
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tween them. Her first contact with soccer is when a soccer ball hits
her, very hard, on the head.
This takes place just after her car has blown up.
You might sum it up by saying that Borg and Britt-Marie’s first
impressions of each other are not wholly positive.
If one wants to be pedantic about it, the actual explosion happens
while Britt-Marie is turning into the parking area. On the passenger
side. Britt-Marie is very clear about that, and if she had to describe
the sound she’d say it was a bit like a “ka-boom.” Understandably,
she ’s in a panic, and she abandons both brake and clutch pedals,
whereupon the car splutters pathetically. After a few unduly dra-
matic deviations across the frozen January puddles, it comes to an
abrupt stop outside a building with a partially broken sign, the neon
lights of which spell the name “PizzRai.” Terrified, Britt-Marie
jumps out of the car, expecting it (quite reasonably, under the cir-
cumstances) to be engulfed in flames at any moment. This does not
happen. Instead, Britt-Marie is left standing on her own in the park-
ing area, surrounded by the sort of silence that only exists in small,
remote communities.
It’s a touch on the annoying side. She adjusts her skirt and grips
her handbag firmly.
A soccer ball rolls in a leisurely manner across the gravel, away
from Britt-Marie’s car and towards what Britt-Marie assumes must
be the recreation center. After a moment there ’s a disconcerting
thumping noise. Determined not to be distracted from the tasks at
hand, she gets out a list from her handbag. At the top it says, “Drive
to Borg.” She ticks that point. The next item on the list is, “Pick up
key from post office.”
She gets out the cell phone that Kent gave her five years ago, and
uses it for the first time. “Hello?” says the girl at the unemployment
office.
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“Is that how people answer the phone nowadays?” says Britt-
Marie. Helpfully, not critically.
“What?” says the girl, for a few moments still blissfully unaware
that Britt-Marie has not necessarily walked out of the girl’s life just
because she’s walked out of the unemployment office.
“I’m here now, in this place, Borg. But something is making an
awful racket and my car has blown up. How far is it to the post of-
fice?”
“Britt-Marie, is that you?”
“I can hardly hear you!”
“Did you say blown up? Are you okay?”
“Of course I am! But what about the car?”
“I don’t know the first thing about cars,” tries the girl.
Britt-Marie releases an extremely patient exhalation of air.
“You said I should call you if I had any questions,” she reminds
her. Britt-Marie feels it would be unreasonable for her to be ex-
pected to know everything about cars. She has only driven on very
few occasions since she and Kent were married—she never goes
anywhere in a car unless Kent is there, and Kent is an absolutely
excellent driver.
“I meant questions about the job.”
“Ha. That’s the only important thing, of course. The career. If
I’m killed in an explosion, that’s not important of course,” states
Britt-Marie. “Maybe it’s even good if I die. Then you’ll have a job
to spare.”
“Please Britt-Mar—”
“I can hardly hear you!!” bellows Britt-Marie, in a very helpful
way, and hangs up. Then she stands there, on her own, sucking in
her cheeks.
Something is still thumping on the other side of the recreation
center, which is still standing only because at the last councillors’
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that’s the point at which she sees the rat, more or less as big as a
normal-sized flowerpot, scampering across patches of ice in the
parking area. Looking back, Britt-Marie is of the firm opinion that
she wanted to scream very loudly. But unfortunately she did not
have time for that, because everything abruptly went black and
Britt-Marie’s body lay unconscious on the ground.
Britt-Marie’s first contact with soccer in Borg is when the soccer
ball hits her very hard on the head.
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