Markyajv
Joined Jul 2005
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I was looking forward to this. But after seeing a teaser trailer, then a trailer #1, and a trailer 32...then another teaser trailer where Maika Monroe is standing outside of the interrogation room, supposedly seeing Nicholas Cage as Long Legs for the very first time and words on the screen say her resting heartrate was 70bpm and you hear her heartbeat get faster and faster as she enters the room....and the words say her heartbeat is at 170bpm...Come on!. .Whaaaa Whaaaaa.... As an audience member you have already seen what Nic Cage looks like. It's not scary at all. He looks like an old man with white curly hair. Totally ruined it for me. Never did I feel any tension. I felt like they took Zodiac, Silence of the Lambs, and smashed them up into an incomprehensible mess. Plot holes like crazy. Although. It was great to see Blair Underwood. Watch it or don't. Make up your own mind. Just another case of treating it's audiences as stupid.
Ridiculously made sequel. Poor acting, poor plot, poor part two.
Literally all over the place. So much stuff going on you could hardly figure out what was happening. Characters just go away and then pop back up. The main character and his GF were pretty damn annoying. I think he had adhd! Would never watch again.
A very convoluted movie,
Unfriended: Dark Web is too hard to understand with all of it's in's and out's, so I was completely dumbfounded about who did what and to whom. A movie should not be hard to follow, thus my downgraded score of *2* stars!!
This movie is a big waste of time i gained nothing.
Literally all over the place. So much stuff going on you could hardly figure out what was happening. Characters just go away and then pop back up. The main character and his GF were pretty damn annoying. I think he had adhd! Would never watch again.
A very convoluted movie,
Unfriended: Dark Web is too hard to understand with all of it's in's and out's, so I was completely dumbfounded about who did what and to whom. A movie should not be hard to follow, thus my downgraded score of *2* stars!!
This movie is a big waste of time i gained nothing.