TheCrazyCatGuy
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And staying with the Megadeth motif, the fqcktqrds with the negative reviews should "Wake Up Dead".
The show has to be the very, VERY BEST show I've seen in 10 years! Why? TV-MA + Metal! I rarely will watch any shows that aren't rated TV-MA.
But more importantly...METAL--we got hair metal, glam metal, heavy metal, and even POWER METAL! Crossing my fingers for some Helloween from their "Keeper of the Seven Keys" albums!
NOTE: I FIRMLY expect "Peace Sells" from Megadeth to be played in this series!
The show has to be the very, VERY BEST show I've seen in 10 years! Why? TV-MA + Metal! I rarely will watch any shows that aren't rated TV-MA.
But more importantly...METAL--we got hair metal, glam metal, heavy metal, and even POWER METAL! Crossing my fingers for some Helloween from their "Keeper of the Seven Keys" albums!
NOTE: I FIRMLY expect "Peace Sells" from Megadeth to be played in this series!
-Eli Roth- "I got 3 cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon and a box of tropes," Eli Roth said.
-A Director- "Sounds good, Eli, my brutha! I got a box of moldy books and DVD's."
-Producer pops can- "Let's rock-n-roll!" ------------
...and 2 empty cases later...-burrrrp-
-Eli Roth slurs his words- "We missing anything?
-Director tries to stand up and falls back on couch- "Uhhh...a stage hand I know is dropping off a kitchen sink later."
-Producer- "Crap-crap-crap! We forgot -burp- to add some Japanese anime. Glad we got another case of beer left!"
-Eli Roth blinks and shuffles around in remains of book box- "Look at this--Shakespeare's 'Titus Andronicus'! Give me a beer! We've GOT to add this!" ------------- Ridiculous, outrageously stupid sex scenes that would make Skininmax blush? Chheeeck!!
Good gore? Bad gore? Cheesy gore? Of course, homey!
Masterpeice? MASTERPIECE! A TRUE MASTERPIECE!
And the Lord God sayeth, "Let Us make that idiot writing this review watch Hemlock Grove and give him some cool revelations."
And They did!😎
-A Director- "Sounds good, Eli, my brutha! I got a box of moldy books and DVD's."
-Producer pops can- "Let's rock-n-roll!" ------------
...and 2 empty cases later...-burrrrp-
-Eli Roth slurs his words- "We missing anything?
-Director tries to stand up and falls back on couch- "Uhhh...a stage hand I know is dropping off a kitchen sink later."
-Producer- "Crap-crap-crap! We forgot -burp- to add some Japanese anime. Glad we got another case of beer left!"
-Eli Roth blinks and shuffles around in remains of book box- "Look at this--Shakespeare's 'Titus Andronicus'! Give me a beer! We've GOT to add this!" ------------- Ridiculous, outrageously stupid sex scenes that would make Skininmax blush? Chheeeck!!
Good gore? Bad gore? Cheesy gore? Of course, homey!
Masterpeice? MASTERPIECE! A TRUE MASTERPIECE!
And the Lord God sayeth, "Let Us make that idiot writing this review watch Hemlock Grove and give him some cool revelations."
And They did!😎
I was fortunate enough to see this in the theater!
I randomly went on an OCD quest to find a copy of this movie after seeing some other MA flick with my ex-GF.
She thought I was loopy, and I had to FIRMLY explain to her that this movie has one of the GREATEST SOUNDTRACKS EVER...EVER!
In fact, I maniacally explained to her that I even memorized lines from the film like I did Robocop (1987)--I memorized EVERY action line by Robocop. She gave me that "Stranger-Danger look."
As an aside, I played the soundtrack on Foobar while writing this. Oh, dear God, thank your for a time when rap music and funk didn't suck!
"The Glow" - Perfect use of rap music integrated in a track, and the last time rap music was good. RIP good rap music (e.g.: The Sugarhill Gang, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, anything before RunDMC and NWA).
"The Last Dragon" - I'm getting chills listening to it right now. OMG, this is one of the BEST SONGS EVER!
Uhh....where was I? Damn ADD. Oh, yeah, I EXCITEDLY played the copy I had, sung with the lyrics of "The Last Dragon," got up and did some dancing---went HOGWILD!
Afterwards, with some Tourette's jerks, I asked her what she thought. "One of the best movies ever, right?" After some wide-eyed blinking and long pause, she said, "Uh, yeah, it was OK. The music is pretty good." YEARGH!
Now that I think about it...perhaps this was one of the reasons she tried to induce me to commit suicide to collect $100,000 from a life insurance policy (TRUE STORY).
I randomly went on an OCD quest to find a copy of this movie after seeing some other MA flick with my ex-GF.
She thought I was loopy, and I had to FIRMLY explain to her that this movie has one of the GREATEST SOUNDTRACKS EVER...EVER!
In fact, I maniacally explained to her that I even memorized lines from the film like I did Robocop (1987)--I memorized EVERY action line by Robocop. She gave me that "Stranger-Danger look."
As an aside, I played the soundtrack on Foobar while writing this. Oh, dear God, thank your for a time when rap music and funk didn't suck!
"The Glow" - Perfect use of rap music integrated in a track, and the last time rap music was good. RIP good rap music (e.g.: The Sugarhill Gang, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, anything before RunDMC and NWA).
"The Last Dragon" - I'm getting chills listening to it right now. OMG, this is one of the BEST SONGS EVER!
Uhh....where was I? Damn ADD. Oh, yeah, I EXCITEDLY played the copy I had, sung with the lyrics of "The Last Dragon," got up and did some dancing---went HOGWILD!
Afterwards, with some Tourette's jerks, I asked her what she thought. "One of the best movies ever, right?" After some wide-eyed blinking and long pause, she said, "Uh, yeah, it was OK. The music is pretty good." YEARGH!
Now that I think about it...perhaps this was one of the reasons she tried to induce me to commit suicide to collect $100,000 from a life insurance policy (TRUE STORY).