-Eli Roth- "I got 3 cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon and a box of tropes," Eli Roth said.
-A Director- "Sounds good, Eli, my brutha! I got a box of moldy books and DVD's."
-Producer pops can- "Let's rock-n-roll!" ------------
...and 2 empty cases later...-burrrrp-
-Eli Roth slurs his words- "We missing anything?
-Director tries to stand up and falls back on couch- "Uhhh...a stage hand I know is dropping off a kitchen sink later."
-Producer- "Crap-crap-crap! We forgot -burp- to add some Japanese anime. Glad we got another case of beer left!"
-Eli Roth blinks and shuffles around in remains of book box- "Look at this--Shakespeare's 'Titus Andronicus'! Give me a beer! We've GOT to add this!" ------------- Ridiculous, outrageously stupid sex scenes that would make Skininmax blush? Chheeeck!!
Good gore? Bad gore? Cheesy gore? Of course, homey!
Masterpeice? MASTERPIECE! A TRUE MASTERPIECE!
And the Lord God sayeth, "Let Us make that idiot writing this review watch Hemlock Grove and give him some cool revelations."
And They did!😎
-A Director- "Sounds good, Eli, my brutha! I got a box of moldy books and DVD's."
-Producer pops can- "Let's rock-n-roll!" ------------
...and 2 empty cases later...-burrrrp-
-Eli Roth slurs his words- "We missing anything?
-Director tries to stand up and falls back on couch- "Uhhh...a stage hand I know is dropping off a kitchen sink later."
-Producer- "Crap-crap-crap! We forgot -burp- to add some Japanese anime. Glad we got another case of beer left!"
-Eli Roth blinks and shuffles around in remains of book box- "Look at this--Shakespeare's 'Titus Andronicus'! Give me a beer! We've GOT to add this!" ------------- Ridiculous, outrageously stupid sex scenes that would make Skininmax blush? Chheeeck!!
Good gore? Bad gore? Cheesy gore? Of course, homey!
Masterpeice? MASTERPIECE! A TRUE MASTERPIECE!
And the Lord God sayeth, "Let Us make that idiot writing this review watch Hemlock Grove and give him some cool revelations."
And They did!😎