mr_skandl

While "Land of the Lost" wasn't a terrible flick, it certainly didn't exude greatness. Mediocre is the most fitting compliment that I can honestly apply to what was the equivalent of a really long Saturday morning cartoon(although, most episodes of "Ducktales" harbor more of a plot). If you're a tremendous fan of Ferrell or McBride, then this picture might be tolerable. Beyond that, the presentation is reserved for minds and ages ten and under. It has a lot of useless fluff, anchored by meaningless dialogue. Wonderful stuff, if I'm watching eight minutes of the "Herculoids"... but not something I want to drive to, pay for, and sit down in an actual theatre to watch.

So, if you paid to see "Land of the Lost", I'm sorry. On the bright side, maybe you can sneak into "Up" after suffering through this bland, over-hyped vehicle.

What do you do when the film-world's most notorious great white

decides to invade the peace-ful sanctity of Sea World? If your name is

Dennis Quaid, you kick butt and take names later. In the third

installment of cinema's most chilling aquatic franchise, Mr. Quaid is

standing confidently above his usual platform of excellence, as he

vigorously battles the ocean's meanest set of dentures. With help from

Leah Thompson, Lou Gossett Jr, the mom from "My So-called Life", a pair

of super-intelligent dolphins, and a conveniently placed explosive,

everyone's favorite cutter/Jerry Lee Lewis impersonator, succeeds in

blasting, with authority, the blood-thirsty predator's charred remains

to the bottom of the food chain, further establishing the fact that

Dennis Quaid is... the man! Although most reviewers on here utterly despised this film, I found it

to be quite entertaining. I'm not going to promise a "Godfather" or

"Pulp Fiction", but it does considerably dwarf the contained exploits of

"Underworld" and "Bad Boys II".

From what I remember this was a fairly bad movie... but it had one redeeming feature. The best part was the plastic surgeon's office, which was decorated nicely with autographed photos displaying of each of his female patients (unclad chests only). I find this scene particularly entertaining, because my brother went to college with the son of a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and in this doctor's office, almost the exact same thing was on exhibition.... So that was cool. Otherwise, the movie pretty much blows. Don't see it unless you're really desperate to view one scene showcasing several faceless boob jobs