Ron White: A Little Unprofessional (2012 Video)

Ron White: Self

Quotes 

• Ron White : I told my wife, I said, "You get there at 5:30 you can fly with me but let me tell you something Sugar Tits, at 5:31 I am wheels up and I am fucking gone!"... I said that. Not very loud, but I said it. 5:31 gets there. Is she there?

  [audience shouts 'No'] 

  Ron White : No! Do I leave?

  [shouts from audience of 'No' and 'Yes'] 

  Ron White : ... No! 6:01 gets there. Is she there? No. Do I leave? No. Why? Because this dick won't suck itself, that's why.