Several big-name celebrities appear on the show to welcome Barth and Jerry and wish them well. Sally Hayes, whose husband is to be executed, appears as well.
America 2-Night covers death row execution; Barth and Jerry discuss how certain groups affect ratings; Happy's wild niece Joannie performs; condemned man talks to wife; Phyllis Diller discusses her new movie "Gypsy Fortune Teller."
Woman sings "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree" while making paper tree; Rita Moreno performs "Bye Bye Blues" behind door as her clothes were stolen; thanks to fitness program and cosmetic surgery actor looks half as old as wife.
Barth Gimble and Jerry Hubbard each come up with idea for new TV show; Barth discusses "Win a Date with Karen Lynn Gorney" contest and introduces winner;
Barth talks about people "behind the scenes." used car dealer advertises by dancing; Barbara Feldon talks about hers and women's roles; Robin Williams appears as Jason Shine who runs an escort service.
Ernest Twilley manufactures souvenirs about dead people; Vincent Price discusses his movies as well as officiates the opening of the Alta Coma Museum of Modern Art.
Barth introduces "Share the Stage" where two acts perform at the same time; Maharishi discusses weight-loss plan; Lou Moffitt discusses music service "Hollywood Academy of Hits."
Pharaoh Fawcett and the Sphinx perform; policeman uses "Mr. Potato Head" for identification purposes; policeman hooks Sherman Hemsley up to lie detector.
Rabbi and ballerina share stage; woman discusses her campaign against employers who discriminate against women; guest Norman Fell is told to move his car.
Tommy and Tina sing country song; woman claims the Bible is the most sexiest book in the world; Jim Nabors appears and is treated to his own "This Is Your Life."
Barth plays up to Wayne Coleman to attract black viewers; Cindy Williams reads and answer question that are unknown to the audience; UBS program director discusses ratings wars; man talks about how to win contests.
Girl wrestlers appear in baby-doll nighties; Wayne (Gary) Coleman had talk show for children; Bud Prize claims woman he brought to show is Amelia Earhart.
Happy Kyne and his group do "Help Me Rhonda," Dr. Stanley Turnbull discusses his book "Winning Through Acting Crazy;" Abe Vigoda talks about tap dancing and performs.
Elke Sommer is dressed like a clown; General Esteban de Catillos, on a good will tour, is hoping it will lead to movies being made in his country; while Elke Sommer sings "Nobody Does It Better" three body-builders flex their muscles.
Woman claims she communicates with the dead; Rob Reiner says "All in the Family" was nor canceled due to an affair between him and Jean Stapleton; Dr. van Moot talks about how the inner-city poor have resources all around them.
Gaylord and Holiday do a comedy routine; Hon. Marshall Petty explains why he found a driver who picked up and abused a woman hitchhiker; as Jack Jones starts singing his hits, Jerry intervenes.
Happy does a commercial for his "Taco and Run;" Suzanne Sellers talks about a daytime soap opera that is moving to UBS; Arthur Zabrinski talks about why president canceled his contract to supply B-11s.
Roger Miller talks about his invention a portable drunk test; Mission Army Band performs "Stayin' Alive.;" James Rushmore discusses new evidence about Kennedy assassination; man who wrote book entitled "Gardener to the Stars" interviewed.
Jay Longtoe Ballet Company performs; game show Close Encounter of the 3rd Type; with Arte Johnson as one of the contestants; Susan Cloud announces that she wasn't pregnant as claimed during last visit.
The Haus Family Criminal Singers perform; Happy talks about the problem he has with one of his nostrils; while Barth and Jerry wear blindfolds they try to guess the surprise guest (Carol Burnett).
While Happy sings the Timmons twins dance; Ernest Twilley introduces new concept for grave markers - video and audio recordings of the deceased; soap opera star compares her real life to soap life.
Vera Le Beau sings "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall;" McLean Stevenson discusses a "flush test" to see how much water drops at certain times; UBS news flash.
While Ernest Muldune sings "Joy to the World," Susan Walchuck demonstrates martial arts; Happy wears his toupee on stage; Jerry does a commercial for Jean's House of Cakes; Dr. Carl Cyrus discusses most primitive tribe on earth
Ronnie Martin and hand puppet perform for the deaf; adopted man discusses his missing parents; Barth and guest discuss California mothers who were flower children in the 60s.
El Tijo Ballet Co. dances while Barth and Jerry describe their movements; Bud Prize claims old woman with him is Amelia Earhart; Bud Prize also demonstrates what happens during an earthquake;.
Japanese country singer performs; UBS Lifetime Achievement award presented to Barbi Benton; consumer advocate Lou Moffitt introduces "Bible Gum Cards" as a way to teach religion.
Happy discusses why he is happy to be living in a democracy; disc jockey Mr. Tom Cat 'Loveman' Wilson appears. Billy Crystal talks about his role on 'Soap' and talks to a man who. if he was watching the show, could have won $100.
Guests include Denny and Brian, the Born-Again Surfers and Dr. Joyce Brothers who is in California to give a seminar on marriage and divorce; Vern Taylor appears on "Money Talks" to talk about violence on TV.
Ukrainian Dancers perform; Ted Jennings the need for more independent police; Bella Abzug discusses how women are becoming more important in the world.
Jerry does commercial for "Jean's House of Cakes;" Carl Reiner talks about the times he subbed as a host for talk shows; Happy and the Mirth-Makers perform the song "Marie;" Happy tells Carl that he only has one nostril
Robert Conrad demonstrates how he hurt himself doing own stunt; Virgil Simms discusses how his last motor home jump failed; Taters the Clown sings and tells jokes to a group of children
Barth discusses selling memoirs on cassette; El Tijo Half-Toe Ballet performs the "Ballet of the Broken Station Wagon;" Dr. van Moot discusses buying body parts from a catalog; Barth discusses benefits of selling UBS programs to Arabs..
