Marshall Petty promotes his candidacy for congressman; kidnapper demands ransom for return of Shari Lewis' puppet Lambchop; Virgil Simms talks about how he made "Book of World Records" by setting land speed record for motor home.
Baby Irene sings and dances; Susan Cloud talks about what's been happening in her life; president of UBS, Gen. G. W. Ungerwitter discusses how station should continue airing America 2Night in the event of a nuclear attack.
Telethon for "Olfactory Distosis;" Happy Kyne explains what OD is; Jack Albertson appears as a guest; Howard Pelegrini demonstrates nose aid for those afflicted; Jason Shine (Robin Williams) discusses his mayoral run.
Robert Conrad demonstrates how he hurt himself doing own stunt; Virgil Simms discusses how his last motor home jump failed; Taters the Clown sings and tells jokes to a group of children
Barth talks about people "behind the scenes." used car dealer advertises by dancing; Barbara Feldon talks about hers and women's roles; Robin Williams appears as Jason Shine who runs an escort service.