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Review of Closing Time

Closing Time (2019 Video)
Not even half a loaf
19 October 2019
Quasarman's Wicked release "Closing Time", set in a bar, ends with the hoary "to be continued..." title card, a sure sign of lousiness in video land.

Before this equivocal finish, with its promised of a dreaded sequel, we have barmaids Lacy Lennon and Whitney Wright working for owner Ryan McLane, with what passes for a plot in Mike Quasar's script their vying to become the next manager.

Quasarman is in charge of photography too, and it's strictly drab and off-putting, hardly the thing for an erotic drama. Newcomer Lacy is physically appealing but saddled with a nothing role, while ever-popular Wright has more playing the bad girl. Bridgette B guest stars as a cog in Whitney's scheming, and Quasarman's favorite actor Tommy Pistol does a lousy, phoned-in job as the ne'er-do-well current manager.

If Mr. Q thinks fans are waiting with baited breath for the sequel completing this story to be released, he's delusional.
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