Marvel films are some of the most popular films being released today. But interestingly enough, this was not the first time that Marvel films were being made and being put on to the big or small screen. The 70's saw the first rise of Marvel films being made for television. Throughout the decade we saw The Incredible Hulk, Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, and even Captain America, subject of todays review. 1979 saw the release of not one, but TWO Captain America TV Movies. The TV Movies were no doubt meant to follow what The Incredible Hulk did earlier by releasing two TV Movie pilots, which in the Incredible Hulk's case spawned a television series. As we all know, this did not work out for Captain America. The first film was directed by Rod Holcomb (ER, Lost, and Numb3rs). The film stars football player Reb Brown (Yor: The Hunter From The Future, CHiPS, Space Mutiny) as the titular character and Len Birman (Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, and Days of Our Lives).
Steve Rogers has just gotten out of the Marines and becomes all tangled in a conspiracy involving a neutron bomb. Learning that his father was a crime fighter, he also learns that his father has developed a super serum known as FLAG. Scientists believe that the serum would only work in Steve, but he declines. Steve gets into an accident and is saved by the serum and now he is Captain America and he must stop the conspiracy that he has been all tangled up in.
You know, I knew that this was not going to be great. But I figured, oh it will be cheesy and cheesy can be entertaining, right? Well, 1979's Captain America is not cheesy and it is not a whole lot of fun to watch. If you have seen any of my reviews for superhero related media, you may know that I am not an avid comic book reader. But I am smart enough to realize that this film takes way too many creative liberties. Captain America in the comics was a soldier who is given powers in WWII and fights Nazis and is then frozen in an iceberg and is reawakened in the present day. Well, in here, we some random dude who does not really appear to want to be a superhero, become a superhero and fight bad guys who work at an oil company. Lameeeeeeeee. Now granted, I can assume that the idea was to do something a little more ambitious (something close to the source material) but it was the 1970's and if you had a TV movie, you had next to nothing in terms of budget which in this film, is very evident. We have a big brute of a former football player in the role of Captain America and well, as you would possibly suspect, he is not very good in the role. Sure, he has the physicality of a crime fighter/superhero, but acting is most certainly not something Reb Brown is proficient in. Not only does the actor playing Captain America suck, but so does Captain America. Viewers will have to wait for over an hour or so to see Steve Rogers don the costume and even then there are two maybe three scenes total that he wears it. Plus, the costume is somewhat lame but that was the 70's for you. Either you hated it or loved it. The character of Steve Rogers is fairly whiny and lacks any likeability. He does not even want to be a superhero and muses about how is going to live the rest of his life like this. YOU ARE A SUPERHUMAN!!!! Another problem with this film is how boring it can truly get. I am convinced that this film was short of it's running time and so they threw in filler scenes. Scenes where it would be long drawn out bits of silence. Whether it be a helicopter flying or Steve Rogers driving around in his cool looking van. It is those scenes that just make this film drag onnnnnnn. And this is supposed to be a superhero film. A type of film that should be fast paced at least. The special effects are bad, but literally the least of anyone's problems here. What good that does come out of this film is the film's musical score which I actually liked. It is pure 70's funky type music and it adds a little bit of charm (which is pretty much all of it's charm).
Captain America is a poor TV film. I think I could look past the whole "not being faithful to the source material" bit but if you do that, you find this film to have more and more problems. And the sad thing is, is that there is a sequel. I wonder how that will work out for me.
