Gross Quotes
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“That's brain tissue. How can you-?" Claire shut her mouth, fast. "Never mind. I don't think I wanna know."
"Truly, I think that's best. Please take it." He showed his teeth briefly in a very unsettling grin. "I'm giving you a piece of my mind."
"I so wish you hadn't said that.”
― Feast of Fools
"Truly, I think that's best. Please take it." He showed his teeth briefly in a very unsettling grin. "I'm giving you a piece of my mind."
"I so wish you hadn't said that.”
― Feast of Fools
“Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another.”
― Major Barbara
― Major Barbara
“Kaz, if you want me dead, I prefer a bullet to poison.”
Nina scrunched her nose. “When I don’t want to eat, you know there’s a problem.”
“We’re here for the view, not the food.”
― Six of Crows
Nina scrunched her nose. “When I don’t want to eat, you know there’s a problem.”
“We’re here for the view, not the food.”
― Six of Crows
“A man who has been dead for a week in a hot trailer looks more like a man than you would first expect.”
― Cruddy
― Cruddy
“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.”
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“Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products.”
― How Not to Be Popular
― How Not to Be Popular
“umm... abit gross it kinda about boyfriend and girlfriend kinda going throw then they break up then they love each other then they make up again and the girl father said u have to come home until 9pm but the girls want more time to be with her boyfriend :)”
― Girls Out Late
― Girls Out Late
“Are you still doing that crap?" I ask.
"You can't even do it properly," Eileen says.
"Just a matter of practice," Simone says.
"Wow! Practicing how to poison yourself and make your breath reek like the fart of a seagull!" Eileen cries.”
― Does My Head Look Big In This?
"You can't even do it properly," Eileen says.
"Just a matter of practice," Simone says.
"Wow! Practicing how to poison yourself and make your breath reek like the fart of a seagull!" Eileen cries.”
― Does My Head Look Big In This?
“While he was still dreading having to eat the bastard, he was grateful that he wouldn’t be the first one to have to tear a strip of brain from its head”
― Steel Dogs
― Steel Dogs
“Victor eyed the glistening tubes in the tray around Dibbler's neck. They smelled appetizing. They always did. And then you bit into them, and learned once again that Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler could find a use for bits of an animal that the animal didn't know it had got. Dibbler had worked out that with enough fried onions and mustard people would eat anything.”
― Moving Pictures
― Moving Pictures
“There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.”
― Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
― Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
“Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.
'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.
'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully.
'Huh?' said Lester.”
― The Grooming of Alice
'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.
'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully.
'Huh?' said Lester.”
― The Grooming of Alice
“. . . SPAM is my god. It's the only deity that can be eaten raw or fried. The stuff of Holy Communion." -- Hayden Upchurch”
― UnDivided
― UnDivided
“Bombs Away!" he yelled, swooping low over StregaSchloss. He saw little figures on the ground fleeing from the large green projectile that was speeding their way. "And a direct hit, if I'm not mistaken," he observed to himself. With a tremendous slapping sound, Ffup's digestive overload landed on a human target. There was a scream, a ghastly choking sound, and then silence.”
― Pure Dead Magic
― Pure Dead Magic
“My sincere thanks to friends and family, especially my mother, father, brother, and Mandy, who continue to love and support me despite my obsessions.”
― Ex Machina
― Ex Machina
“. . . SPAM is my god. It's the only deity that can be eaten raw or fried. The stuff of Holy Communion." -- Hayden Upchurch”
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“„Babiš chtěl dosadit Tomu na post náměstka ředitele Čepra. Kadlec prohlásil, že buď si bude náměsty vybírat sám, nebo půjde do h*jzlu. Gross na to reagoval tak, že jeho poslání skončilo a odešel,“ sdělil Mrázek.”
― Boss Babiš
― Boss Babiš
“Dartmouth College demonstrated gross incompetence with mercury systems when I worked for them.”
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“Sounds great,” Cha0s said. “It’s a date!”
Parker ended the call. “Ew, ew, ew!” she said. “I want to wash off my phone. No, I want to disinfect it. No, I want to throw it into the ocean.”
“When we’re done,” Nate said. “You might need that until then.”
“Great work, Parker,” Sophie said. “You reeled him in well. You could have a future in that sort of work.”
“Don’t even think about it,” Parker said. “For Hardison, I’ll do it, but—ew!”
― The Con Job
Parker ended the call. “Ew, ew, ew!” she said. “I want to wash off my phone. No, I want to disinfect it. No, I want to throw it into the ocean.”
“When we’re done,” Nate said. “You might need that until then.”
“Great work, Parker,” Sophie said. “You reeled him in well. You could have a future in that sort of work.”
“Don’t even think about it,” Parker said. “For Hardison, I’ll do it, but—ew!”
― The Con Job
“I'd hated that because it didn't feel how I expected romance to feel: stressful and kind of blood-soaked, a constant power struggle.”
― Mostly Dead Things
― Mostly Dead Things
“⭐Tumble was working herself into a state over the wrongness and insanity of her whole life, throwing chunks of rotten carpet at the overflowing bucket with increasing rage,”
― Tumble & Blue
― Tumble & Blue
“I’ve had about all I can take of them. If they wanna have a big nostalgia love fest, leave us the fuck at home, ya know?”
― Beverly
― Beverly
“They stare at white skin, all droopy and soggy like a roll of toilet paper soaking in a sink has been wrapped around it.”
― Pulse
― Pulse
“As I teased, I smelled the faintest waft of shit coming up from underneath her. It smelled like fertile heaven: peat moss, soil, sod, loam. It smelled good because it was her. She had a perfume, and this was her base note.”
― Milk Fed
― Milk Fed
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