Aphorist Quotes
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“We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.”
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“We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.”
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“Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.”
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“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.”
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“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.”
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“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”
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“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.”
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“The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.”
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“Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.”
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“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.”
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“You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.”
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“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.”
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“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.”
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“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.”
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“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.”
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“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important, their neighbours know that.”
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“We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.”
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