(The Daily Show) Kamala [who arrived late, forcing a shorter interview that she nevertheless attempted to filibuster and railroad through without answering any question but only belaboring points and changing the subject to something more comfortable and less confrontational] takes on Fox News [kind and reasonable] Host Bret Baier, and Trump rambles in Univision Town Hall [to pander to the Latin demographic he desperately needs to win over to win the election].

Oct. 17, 2024: #DailyShow #DesiLydic #KamalaHarris Desi Lydic tackles how Kamala Harris and Donald Trump fared when they exited their media comfort zones this week, with testy Harris facing an assertive Bret Baier of Fox News, and Trump getting way too many words in during a failed Univision town hall also organized by Fox.

Grace Kuhlenschmidt reports on the candidates entering the "lion's den" from...an actual lion's den. Trump is grilled by surprisingly direct and to the point Latino voters, brags about his “fertile mind,” and lawyers try to pay off pornstar Stormy Daniels AGAIN [whom Trump still claims to have never met in spite of being photographed with her].

(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Oct 17, 2024: The country is 18 days away from the presidential election and the usual horse race is said to be very close (like it is said to be every four year, neck and neck so that there's just no predicting what could happen), according to the New York Times the Trump election campaign has sent more than 7,400 emails asking for money since Nov. of 2022 (more than 10 a day every day for two years), most of them looking for cash but sometimes they try to sweeten the pot with exciting albeit FAKE offers like the Ultra MAGA Membership or meeting Don Junior, Trump has been doing cozy chats with wannabe "Bro Rogans" of the podcasting world, he took his talents to South Beach for a Univision Town Hall where he was grilled on important issues, over the summer Trump’s lawyers tried to make a second hush money payment to keep Stormy Daniels quiet about her affair with Trump, and it's time again for This Week in Unnecessary Censorship. #Kimmel

(Real Media) Oct. 8, 2024: To mark a year of Israel's genocide in Gaza, Real Media has published this powerful interview with two Israeli dissidents who took part in a Palestine Action siege of the Elbit HQ. realmedia.press...

AOC knows no one wants Kamala for pres.

(Hitler Rants Parodies) Hitler gives Vice President Kamala (who is probably already Pres. Harris because Genocide Joe is probably dead and having a Weekend at Bernie's as the Democrats and Powers That Be in Washington milk him for all he's worth, as Dr. Jill weeps in Delaware). Adolf makes the call to talk about Kamala's bad approval ratings and to find out if she can tell him some interesting things. #downfallparodies #hrpdownfallparodies #meme

I'm not Christian, but I will be your Furher.

(CNN) July 27, 2024: During a conservative Turning Point Action Believers’ Summit, former Pres. DJ Trump urged Christians to vote, saying they would NOT have to do it [vote] again if they got out there in November and elected him. [What did he mean? Did he mean that dictators do not need to be elected, like Pres. Putin and others who wear the sheen of Democracy while running things behind the scenes and only pretending to give the people ruled a say.] #cnn #news

Meanwhile, outside courtroom, cops mete it out.

(The Classic Onion) Happy Black History Month (extended by one leap day this year) to keep the stars aligned and seasons in check.

The original Onion News Network (ONN) clip did not include the tragic ending shown below, which was probably better.

BREAKING NEWS: Hannah Stevenson, a 16-year-old girl from Detroit, is accused of stabbing a classmate to death with a screwdriver last month.

Hannah received the harshest possible sentence from the presiding white judge: She will be tried as a Black adult.

Due to the extremely violent nature of the crime, the judge found it fitting to try the defendant as an African American.

We murdered Tyre Nichols for our white bosses

Moreover, henceforth she shall be referred to by the jury by the name of "Andel Brown." Once the trial begins next week, all courtroom images of white Hannah will depict her as a 300-pound muscular Black man, and jury members will be instructed to imagine her as such in the courtroom.

Dating for men is not easy, which is putting it mildly. Who to listen to, Dr. Wendy Walsh (KFI) or PUAs who get results? It's a mad, mad world. Look what has happened to poor Mike G. Who better to trust in matters of such importance than ONN, the Onion News Network? In this investigative piece, the network looks into Mike's case to see where he went wrong and what we can all learn from him.

(Peacock) Jan. 4, 2024: In The Know is streaming Jan. 25th on Peacock: pck.tv/3vuBPly. SYNOPSIS: Lauren Caspian is NPR’s third most popular host. He’s a well-meaning, hypocritical nimrod, just like you and me. He’s also a stop motion puppet. Each episode follows the making of an episode of Lauren’s show In the Know, in which Lauren conducts in-depth interviews with real world human guests. Lauren collaborates with a diverse crew of NPR staff. They are also puppets and nimrods.

You boys should listen to NPR. - What's that?

In the Know On the Media (1/26/24): Hear about the new parody of National Public Radio (NPR) by the maker of Beavis & Butt-Head, Idiocracy, and Office Space Mike Judge and the team Woods and Gardner, two guys whose idea it was.

3. Zach Woods, an actor best known for his role of "Gabe Lewis" on The Office, and improviser and writer Brandon Gardner [@BrandonJGardner] talk about their new Peacock show In the Know, which parodies public radio and reflects our current culture wars. LISTEN

(JaredPierceDotCom) Space Ghost Coast to Coast is an American adult animated comedy late-night talk show created by Mike Lazzo for Cartoon Network and hosted by a re-imagined version of the 1960s Hanna-Barbera cartoon character "Space Ghost."

It is the first TV show to be produced by Williams Street (formerly known as Ghost Planet Industries), the company to start up Adult Swim in the early 2000s.

In contrast to the original 1960s series, Space Ghost, which aired as a standard Hanna-Barbera Saturday-morning superhero cartoon, Space Ghost Coast to Coast is a reboot and sequel of the series intended for teens and adults, reinterpreted as a surreal spoof talk show and animated using the original series' artwork.

Early seasons are more of a parody of late-night talk shows, while later seasons rely more on surrealism and non-sequitur humor. More

Bent on doubles, like rueful hacks*

Knock-kneed, distended like bags, we cursed our guts,

Till on the moistened bar we turned our backs,

And towards the distant restroom began to trudge.

Men went asleep. Many wet their boots,

But dripped on, bloodshot. All went down in flames, all blind;

Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the shoos

Of barmaids swabbing spilled wine.

Gassed! GASSED! Slick boys—in ecstasy fumbling

Flitting at barflies, limp helmets drooping, dying,

But someone still was sighing ow and mumbling

Floundering—zip, nick, drip of Fireball or lime.—

Dim through beer goggles and thick green light,

As over a salted rim, I saw him saucing.

In all my dreams before my helpless sight

He plunges, stick in, stick out, hurling, saucing.

If in some smothering dreams, you too could face

The fine and the paddy wagon they flung him in,

And watch the bloodshot eyes writhing in his face,

His hanging face, like a drooler's sick in sink,

If you could hear, at every jolt, the flood

Come gargling from this froth-corrupted bum

Obscene as man spread

Bitter as the cud

Of vile, incurable sores on bargirl tongues,—

My friend, you would not tell with such high zest

To children desperate for some weekend glory,

The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est

Pro liber servatori'.

(itsRucka) This joke (satire) is NOT for kids (nor are the angry girl songs below). So, Kids, move it along and get to sleep! This is a parody of Leah Kate's serious teen "10 Things I Hate About You," which seems based on the spirit of Gayle's great "abcdeFU."

The Satanic Temple (TST) recently announced multiple new after-school clubs across the country, raising concerns from religious advocates about the impact that pushing Satanism on students could have in the future.

TST describes its religion as a “scientific, rationalist and non-superstitious worldview,” and TST’s National Campaign Director June Everett told NBC affiliate WAVY that the purpose of the clubs is to go “to schools where other religious clubs are operating” to provide an alternative.

“Parents need to wake up and understand false ideologies are everywhere and they must train up their children to follow the one true God of love, not one of evil and destruction,” Penny Nance, CEO and president of Concerned Women for America, the nation’s largest women’s public policy organization, told the Daily Caller News Foundation.

TST made headlines in 2022 for fighting for the right to create after-school clubs for students and has recently been launching new groups across the country, raising concerns for religious advocates about the potential impact Satanism may have on students’ perception of faith.

Hope Dad will be into my extracurricular activity.

A TST “After-School Satan Club” was approved in December 2022 at a Virginia elementary school, provoking many parents, who were disturbed by the push to indoctrinate children into Satanism, to protest the club, according to RealClearEducation.

TST has announced the formation of multiple new clubs in New York, Pennsylvania, and Colorado in just the past month, and religious advocates have taken note of the trend, telling the Daily Caller News Foundation that the normalization of Satanism could be detrimental to students later in life.

“A Satanic club is the antithesis of religion,” Penny Nance, CEO and president of Concerned Women for America, the nation’s largest women’s public policy organization, told the DCNF. “Groups like this have free speech rights but Satanism is not a religion. The fact that there are more of these clubs popping up means kids are searching for something to believe in.”

“The decision to promote the Satanic Temple in schools is a concerning development in districts across the country,” Delano Squires, a research fellow at the Heritage Foundation’s Richard and Helen DeVos Center for Life, Religion, and Family.

“This group has no more ‘right’ to students and schools as a Neo-Nazi club demanding representation. Schools should use wisdom and discernment with regard to decisions related to extracurricular activities.”

TST argued on its Twitter account that an upcoming vote at a Virginia school would determine whether its club should be on “equal footing” with other school groups, particularly religious clubs.

“The Chesapeake School Board will vote on two policy revisions tonight, putting non-profit organizations, including the After School Satan Club and the Good News Club, on equal footing for the use of school facilities,” TST’s Feb. 27 post said.

A flyer for Chesapeake, Virginia’s club, shared by TST’s National Campaign Director June Everett to Reddit in 2022, said students will be doing puzzles, games, crafts, and nature activities in addition to being taught “benevolence and empathy, critical thinking, problem-solving, creative expression, personal sovereignty, and compassion.”

While the club’s flyer claimed the program “does not attempt to convert children to any religious ideology,” students are instructed in the seven tenets of TST....

Family Research Council Assistant Director Arielle Del Turco argued that TST isn’t interested in establishing “equal footing” but in undermining religion as a whole.

“It’s always a concern when people try to use kids to gain attention or legitimize themselves,” Del Turco told the DCNF.

“Treating The Satanic Temple as a religion undermines the credibility of religion and its role in American society — but that’s their point. They are so desperate to advance a secular vision of society that they created a fake religion to challenge the role of Christianity in our public institutions.”

Del Turco said that TST’s clubs were simply a ploy to get schools to refuse them, so they could claim discrimination in order “push Christianity and other religions out of the public square.

Squires also said that TST likely sees students as “pliable and easily influenced” and would therefore make the “perfect candidates” to be taught a “self-destructive worldview.”

Most recently, TST conflated concerned parents, who protested the Chesapeake club’s acceptance, with criminal activity, in a March 2 post on Twitter.

“Unfortunately, some individuals made violent threats in response to our request to use school facilities and to be treated the same as other groups,” the post said.

“Anyone who has sought to block the After School Satan Club from meeting at B.M. Williams — even after the club and school were threatened — should ask themselves why they are siding with criminal actors over children and families gathering in fellowship.”

TST did not respond to multiple requests from the DCNF for comment. Nance warned religious parents that the only ones who can truly protect their children from “false ideologies” is them.

“Parents need to wake up and understand false ideologies are everywhere and they must train up their children to follow the one true God of love, not one of evil and destruction,” Nance concluded.

Squires had a more hopeful outlook and told the DCNF that he believed the increased presence of Satanism might turn the next generation to God instead of away.

“It could easily exacerbate the current trend of Americans moving away from organized religion, often replacing that void with partisan political activity,” Squires said.

“But, as a Christian, there is also a possibility that exposure to the beliefs of TST can push the next generation closer to God. Nothing makes light shine brighter than being surrounded by darkness.” Source