i love it when dogs have a disgusting wretched little toy thats their Baby and its the only one they dont fully eviscerate they just take their sopping wet crusty crunchy Baby around the house and suck on it until it looks like this
literally Ezri’s favourite toy after she snatched it bald and hollowed out its head (it started out as a lion)
why my fucking dog always has to lie on the floor like she just got run over
my dog: I hate my heartworm pill so much that even if it is chopped up in lil bits in some wet cat food (my most favourite treat) I will pick the bits out somehow and leave them on the floor
also my dog, whomst has two large bowls of fresh clean water in the house: mmmm yum let me slurp up the nasty stagnant water that has collected in this old tarp outside. delicious.
see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell
Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets
ALTdid i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.
No they aren’t.
yes they are. because they are fluffye.
OK yes they are.
Dog
Dog
Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs
No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.
They’re a dog.
yeah they’re fluffye
theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?
checkmate athiests
fluffye
okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused
If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.
Behold! A dog.
of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.
Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”
Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.
I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.
That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks
sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs
Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH
Tags via @jenroses
sharks are smooth dogs
BEHOLD, a SHARK
I wish my dog would just eat the crickets she finds instead of taking them to her Snacking Couch and playing with them like a cat for an hour
Animals Growing Up
Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash
MY HEart JFC
THE TURTLE
THE BOXERS omg
Hey you want to see the worst dog in the entire world.
Sharpei French bulldog. Allegedly at the vet for aspiration pneumonia (how'd that happen I wonder)
I like that they have cardboard shoved in his ears. You know, to post the ears. So the dog uh. So it will uh. So it will look better
