The bee when I put the glass over it
whichever Google executive decided mobile games should now show two 30-second ads per ad break should be strung up like Benito Mussolini
Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)
cunt levels off the charts
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down these balls
i love it when dogs have a disgusting wretched little toy thats their Baby and its the only one they dont fully eviscerate they just take their sopping wet crusty crunchy Baby around the house and suck on it until it looks like this
literally Ezri’s favourite toy after she snatched it bald and hollowed out its head (it started out as a lion)
never understood those futuristic/sci-fi settings where they have robot pets..... no way in hell cats are going out of business
That's why star trek portays the real future of humanoid robot having a real cat and making hundreds of wet food recipes and making sure other people tell his cat he's beautiful.
people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently
reblog to support female characters violently killing people
they should hold 4 versions of every olympic event in this order to witness the full breadth of human capabilities:
- primary schoolers
- random nonathletic adults
- olympians
- olympians roided and doped up to the max
Riverdale unanimously elected for best show on television
this literally fills me with indescribable joy like no other show makes me as happy
Actually it's funnier to explain that rivervale is a pocket dimension/alternate universe in which Jughead later becomes an author-god. And that this is plot relevant to stuff in Riverdale because they have to kill an evil wizard that universe jumped from rivervale
Modern Star Trek needs to stop being so concerned with looking cool and return to its roots of being about horny nerds doing diplomacy in pajamas.
Hell. Yeah.