Chapter 1: Introductions
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Leo Valdez added Pipes, Jason, Percy +7 more
Leo Valdez changed their name to boyonfire
boyonfire changed the chat name to The 7 & Friends
9th of January 2:46pm
boyonfire: Welcome to our demigod chat!!
boyonfire: and rachel
boyonfire: I hope your settling into your new demigod proof phones™ courtesy of the one and only, me.
Chapter 2: Usernames & Coffee
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2:48pm
Rachel: Um??
Thalia: Thoroughly regretting letting Annabeth talk me into getting a phone
Frank: Was the ™ necessary?? “Demigod proof phones” for phones that are demigod proof isn’t very original
Rachel: Can we go back to the lowercase judgy “and rachel” pls????
Reyna: How do I silence the pop-up things again?
boyonfire: i didn’t add that function!! :)
Rachel: LMOA suddenly v grateful I can have a normal phone
Pipes: Any1 want to get coffee
Annabeth: Any1?? Really, its that much effort to type ‘anyone’?
Percy: Its for the vibess
Percy: also yes I want coffee
Percy: where r we going
Hazel: Ill come!! Maybe Marcia’s Tea & Coffee? The one on viginti street thats ran by one of the lares
Pipes: yes omg they have the best brownies
Pipes: anyone else??
Annabeth: See!! It’s not that hard to use full words
Pipes: Im dislexic give me a break
Annabeth: We all are, use autocorrect. Also I cant come, have to do a project
Frank: I’m not dyslexic
Rachel: me too!!??
Frank: Anyway yeah ill come!!
Jason: I have a lecture
boyonfire: brooo I have a project too
boyonfire: I have to do actual maths im gonna kms
Percy: these usernames r boringgg
Percy changed their name to seaweedbrain
seaweedbrain changed Annabeth’s name to wisegirl
seaweedbrain changed Jason’s name to boyinair
seaweedbrain changed Pipes’ name to beautyqueen
seaweedbrain changed Frank’s name to certifiedfurry
certifiedfury: umm???
seaweedbrain changed Hazel’s name to metalhead
seaweedbrain changed Thalia’s name to pinecone tree
seaweedbrain changed Reyna’s name to RARA
RARA: count your days Jackson
seaweedbrain changed Grover’s name to lordofthewild
seaweedbrain changed rachel’s name to life ruiner
life ruiner: is this about the prophecys?? I didn’t ask to give them
seaweedbrain: well technically u did
seaweedbrain changed Will’s name to deaths cure
seaweedbrain changed Nico’s name to death.
Chapter 3
Notes:
name guide if u need help!!
annabeth: wise girl
percy: seaweed brain
Jason: boyinair
leo: boyonfire
piper: beautyqueen
frank: certified furry
hazel: metalhead
thalia: pinecone tree
reyna: RARA
grover: lordofthewild
Rachel: liferuiner
will: deaths cure
nico: death.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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2:56pm
beautyqueen: [img attached: percy_stuck_in_a_tree_.png]
beautyqueen: I CANTTT ANNABABE COME GET YOUR MAN
liferuiner: annababe I love that omg
wise girl: *audible sigh*
wise girl: I turn around one minute and percy gets stuck in a tree??
wise girl: what even happened
beautyqueen: well
beautyqueen: he saw a tree and wanted to climb it
beautyqueen: so he climbed it and got stuck
metalhead: at least it’s a pretty tree!!
seaweed brain: HIIIIOJOII BETTHJ
[replying to metalhead] seaweed brain: yes nothing like a pinecone tree
pinecone tree: unprovoked and everything???
wise girl: well did you get down??
seaweed brain: NO PIPER THREW MY PHONE UP
RARA: what happens when 2 idiots go out for lunch??
RARA: percy stuck in a tree.
death.: do you both lack critical thinking skills
certified furry: no offence but like how are you still alive??
wise girl: me
seaweed brain: annabeth
pinecone tree: at least he knows his place
beautyqueen: update: he is out of the tree!!!
boyonfire: are you going past that little farm shop on the corner
beautyqueen: no
boyonfire: well can you??
boyonfire: we need some cheese
beautyqueen: why cant u or Jason get some
boyonfire: why so cranky omgs
seaweed brain: they were out of muffins so shes mad
wise girl: noo really?? I wanted one
lordofthewild: percy!!!
seaweed brain: grover!!!
lordofthewild: what did I tell you about climbing trees??
lordofthewild: that’s someones home!!!!!!!!!
lordofthewild: can you imagine how you would feel if you were enjoying a nice relaxing day in your house and this this random stranger starts climbing on your roof?? DRYADS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!! CLIMBING TREES IS DISRESPECTFUL !!
lordofthewild: sorry it’s been a bad day I had to bring this halfblood to camp today
metalhead: oh no grover im so sorry
seaweed brain: crap im sorry grover
wise girl: oh grover, how are you doing?
lordofthewild: no omg she was fine, but she was a 13 year old girl!!
seaweed brain: oh that’s so much worse then what I was thinking
life ruiner: yikess
death.: she walked past me, stopped, turned around, looks me up and down, rolled her eyes and walked away.
RARA: LMOAAA
deaths cure: she came to the infirmary for stitches and whilst I was busy potentially saving her life!! and she kept giving me judgy looks the entire time
deaths cure: like sorry ma’am that I’m saving your arm from a potential life-threatening infection
deaths cure: and then she had the audacity!!! to say “cAn yOu gO aNy fAsTeR?!?!/1”
lordofthewild: she was so mean!! she kept making fun of my hooves
beautyqueen: teenage girls suck
boyinair: you are a teenage girl?
wise girl: everyone in this chat is a teenager
pinecone tree: im not??
boyonfire: aren’t you like 17??
pinecone tree: physically 15 chronologically 24
certifiedfurry: ???
pincecone tree: well I was a tree for 5 years and now I’m immortal
boyonfire: obviously
Notes:
next chapter once i finish it!! i dony have an update schedule