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We Have to Talk about Minho

Summary:

Chan is worried that Minho's aloofness is because he wants to break up with him.

Little did he know that Minho had other plans in mind.

or;

Minho secretly is obsessed with trying to get his boyfriend pregnant.

Notes:

This is totally unserious but it was made with love for Caryt. Baby you are so cool and amazing, we are blessed to be your friends.

Enjoy your unhinged Minho.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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We Have to talk about Minho

You have created this chat

You added J.One, Binnie, Hyune, Ayennie, Lixie, Seungminnie

You have changed the name to We Have to talk about Minho

Ok, we need to talk

Binnie

About Minho?

Ayennie

Is everything ok, hyung?

Minho’s been acting weird lately

I think he’s going to break up with me 🥹

Lixie

What?!

That’s actually insanity

J.One

Yeah, just the other day he told me how you tried to have sex in the balcony before you got too shy to actually go through it

Seunminnie

I already want to leave this conversation

Oh my god, he told you that!?

Hyune

Wait, let’s go back to the beginning

Why do you think he wants to break up?

He’s just been so sad lately 😔

I have tried asking him what’s wrong

He says he can’t tell me and that I wouldn’t understand 😭😭😭

J.One

Idk hyung, he seems fine to me

Seungminnie

The other day he told me how much he wanted to go to the sex shop and buy something for you

I’m just so worried, guys

What if he got bored of me?

I don’t want him to break up with me u.u

Seungminnie

What amazes me is that you were totally unfazed about the whole sex shop thing

I think is romantic

Seungminnie

You are made for each other

THEN WHY DOES HE WANT TO BREAK UO SADFHDJA 😭😭😭

 

 

Jinnie

Minho hyung

Hyunjin

Are things okay with Channie hyung?

He says you seem depressed

Well

Yeah?

It’s because I recently found out about something I really want and need but I don’t know what to do about it

And that would be?

Are you familiar with the concept of mpreg? 🤨

 

 

 

Jinnie

I don’t even know if I want to know

I’ve recently found out about it because of Jisung

ofc you did

And I’m just so sad I cant get Chan hyung pregnant 😭😭😭

 

 

 

 

We Have to Talk about Minho

Hyune

I wouldn’t worry too much about it

I’m sure he is fine…

J.One

Hyungie just talk to him

Binnie

Yeah, I’m sure things are okay

Ayennie

Channie hyung, you two are made for each other, I’m sure things will be okay

I really hope so guys

I love him so much 😭😭😭

Seungminnie

Just talk to him

 

 

 

MinMeow

What do you want to do today? 🖤

Min?

Hyung, I’m sorry

I was reading

That’s okay love

What are you reading? 👀

Just stuff

 

 

 

MinMeow

Baby, can I talk to you about something?

Sure

Are you okay?

Yeah?

Why do you ask?

You seem distant withdrawn

And kind of sad

Did I do something to upset you?

Min?

Minho?

If you want to break up that’s okay

archiveofourown.org/works/61163800

What’s that?

WHAT

You think I want to break up with you??

I-

You’ve been so sad and distant!

I thought you were upset with me

Stupid puppy 🙄

I’m upset I can’t get you pregnant!

wh-

Jisung showed me this amazing fic where you get pregnant

It’s amazing Chan-ah

This one has double penetration! 💜

The other day I went to the sex shop and tried to find a cumshot dildo so I can try it with you

It won’t get you pregnant tho 🥹

 

 

 

MinMeow

So let me get this straight

You meant to tell me you’ve been sad because you found out about the concept of male pregnancy?

Did you edit my face in that meme? 😭

Yes

Chan-ah

Baby

You are just so breedable

jfc

Are you turned on?

…

Yes

I can be there in 10

 

 

 

We Have to Talk about Minho

You have added MinMeow to the chat

Hyune

Judging by your tweet and that you added Minho hyung to this chat, I can only guess you guys made up

MinMeow

We have uncovered new kinks we didn’t know hyung had

I’m going to kick you out

Seungminnie

Can I leave?

Ayennie

Minho hyung you’re here!

Binnie

So you didn’t want to break up with Channie?

MinMeow

Of course not

If we break up I can’t get him pregnant

Ayennie

I-

Seungminnie

omfg

MinMeow

J.One

I told you he had a breeding kink

Seungminnie

I hate everything about this conversation

Seungminnie has left the chat

MinMeow has added Seungminnie to the chat

MinMeow

I hope you accept our biological kids as your own or else

Binnie

What are you on right now?

MinMeow

Binnie

I don’t know whether I’m happy you made up or not tbh

Rude

MinMeow

MinMeow

The first step is always trying

Hyunjin

@J.One I hate you a little

J.One

#noregrets

 

 

MinMeow

I love you so much 🖤

Sap

I love you too

🖤

Now let’s get going

How fast can you come back home?

I’ll be there in 10

 

 

 

 

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