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“Peter Parker, you’re a spider-liar,” snarled MJ as she shoved her phone in his face. “And don’t tell me this is an alternate universe Spider-Man because I’d know your penis anywhere!
Peter blanched at the photo of him as Spider-Man fucking Black Cat, posted to Black Cat’s SuperFans account.
“MJ, I swear the fate of the universe depended on it! I had to collect the Infinity Cock Rings for Dr. Strange!”
Earlier that day:
Dr. Strange, Sorcerer Supreme, stepped out of a magic portal into Peter Parker’s bedroom. “Peter, I have a mission for you of grave importance. Loki stole the Infinity Cock Rings and only you can help me get them back!”
“Sure thing, Dr. Strange. But how do I find them?”
“The rings have been magically hidden in the supple bodies of five female superheroes and villains. The only way to get the rings is to have sex with all five of them today or all is lost!”
“But Dr. Strange I have a girlfriend!”
“Dammit Peter, there are billions of lives at stake! The universe could be rent asunder, plunging us into chaos, over and over until we beg it to stop…”
“Ok, ok, I’ll do it!"
“Good man,” said Strange, pulling out a small brass tube with runes etched on it. “Just in case you have trouble seducing them here’s a magic sex charm.”
Susan Storm's Apartment
“Pizza delivery for Susan Storm,” said Peter, holding the pizza box up to the door camera. Susan Storm, the Invisible Woman, answered the door wearing nothing but a towel, fresh from the shower. Her wet blonde hair framed her beautiful face and pouty lips. Peter swallowed watching a water droplet slide down her neck into her delicious cleavage.
“I don’t remember ordering pizza,” she smiled. “But come in, I’ve suddenly got an appetite.” She pulled him into the luxurious apartment and pushed him onto the couch. Kneeling between his legs she slid a hand onto the bulge in his blue jeans. “You look familiar. Have we met before?”
“I toured Mr. Richards’ lab with my science class.”
She stopped. “Wait, how old are you?”
“Turned 18 last month.”
“Ah, perfect then,” she said, unzipping his pants and pulling out his rigid cock. “Ever fucked a superhero?”
Peter shook his head.
“It can be a real disappointment. All super strength and laser dicks and no idea how to take care of a lady,” she frowned, remembering a certain sub-par submariner lover. But then she smiled as she stroked Peter's cock with a light touch that made his body throb with need. “So tell me Peter, can you take care of me?” She stood and dropped her towel. Peter stared at her peaked pink nipples, toned middle and strong thighs. She ran her fingers over her breasts and the dark gold hair between her legs.
“I’ll do my best,” he stuttered.
“Good boy,” she purred. "Now get to work," she said, pulling his face between her legs.
Two hours later Peter stumbled out of the Baxter building with $100 in small bills shoved into his underwear and a tightness around the base of his cock; the first Infinity Cock Ring was his!
Dr Strange stepped out of a magic portal. “Well done, Peter! Now for your second hero…”