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an: IS KANADE YOISAKI’S PHONE FIXED YET
rui: THE FULL GOVERNMENT NAME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
rui: and no sadly
rui: i am working on it
rui: she has a kindle fire for now
an: KANADE YOISAKI
an: ARE YOU THERE KANADE YOISAKI SAVE US
kanade: Hello
an: AAAUYAAGAAHAH KANADEREE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
an: PLEASE DONT DIEEEEEE
kanade: Why would I die
mizuki: because you dont take care yourself
kanade: That is nobody’s business but my own Mizuki
mizuki: sorry maam
alito: tsukasa get the fuck out of my house
tsukasa: YOU HAVE MY FUCKING CARKEYS
alito: no i dont beo
saki: why tf u need his carkeys😭😭
akito: i dont have them
tsukasa: LIAR
saki: tsukasa,, your car keys are on my desk…
akito: exactly tsukasa i hate you sm
haruka: who are you
tsukasa: HARRRUMAAA⭐️🍌
minori: THE BANANA?!!
mizuki: 😢
mizuki: Heeh
rui: mizu go to bes
mizuki: ITS SEVEN PM IM NOT GOINF ANYWHERE
ena: what the fuck
akito: DUCKYOU ENA
akito: I HATEYOU SO MUCJ
rui: akiboobs
akito: i dont like boobs
mizuki: u ducking look like dumbo elephant
akito: SHUT THENFUCK UP
rui: mizuki go tk bed
mizuki: HI BABYCAKES
ena: GOODNIGHT.
tsukasa: WHAT DID U JUST SAY TO MY BOYFRIEND
tsukasa: I WILL END U IF U WERE TRYING TO RIZZ UP MY BF.
kanade: You have two girlfriends and a boyfriend
honami: uh oh…..
honami: mizuki why would you say that
emu: YEAH THATS NOTt VERY WONDERHOY OF YOU :(
mizuki: YOU LOOK LIKE A WONDERHOY
rui: Salutations.
an: LMFAAOOOOA
rui: what id happening ☹️
tsukasa: OHHH FUCK OFFF. shut the fuck up. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Shut the fuck up holy shit shut the fuck up
tdukasa: Im gonna BEAT YOUR LESBIAN ASS MOZUKI
tsukasa: dont ever say that to my bf OR my gfs🤬🤬🤬😡😡
mizuki: LMFAO IM AORRY
tsukasa: I DONT GIve a SHIR
rui: I DON'T GIVE A SHITAA💯💯💯I DON'T GIVE A SHITAA💯💯💯I DON'T GIVE A SHITAA💯💯💯I DON'T GIVE A SHITAA💯💯💯I DON'T GIVE A SHITAA💯💯💯I DON'T GIVE A SHITAA💯💯💯I DON'T GIVE A SHITAA💯💯💯I DON'T GIVE A SHITAA💯💯💯I DON'T GIVE A SHITAA💯💯💯I DON'T GIVE A SHITAA💯💯💯I DON'T GIVE A SHITAA💯💯💯I DON'T GIVE A SHITAA💯💯💯I DON'T GIVE A SHITAA💯💯💯I DON'T GIVE A SHITAA💯💯💯I DON'T GIVE A SHITAA💯💯💯
nene: rui enough with your brain rot
Mrs. Akiyama: Mizuki, my dear, what is the meaning of this?
mizuki: Wrm
mizuki: hi mom….🥰
ena: LMFAO NO WAY???
mizuki: ITS THESE PEOPLES FAULT THEY ARE MAKING ME BRAINROT FINAL BOSS I SWEAR😓
Mrs. Akiyama: I read the chat, and you were talking about Tsukasa’s boyfriend, “babycakes”. That is not appropriate, dear!
mizuki: uhm
mizuki: Mom jts an inside joke!
tsukasa: NO ITS FUCKING NOT WHO ARE YOU
ena: i hate twinks smfh
Mrs. Akiyama: What is a twink, dear?
mizuki: mom can u pls stop 😍
Mrs. Akiyama: You need to apologize to them, dear.
mizuki: I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologise.
There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologise to the internet. I want to apologise to anyone who has seen my messages. I want to apologise to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide.
For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. My goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologise. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.
ena: oh my fucking god💀
haruka: goodnight what is this
an: LMFAOAOAA
mizuki: see i apologized!!
tsukasa: I DONT ACCEPT UR YOUTUBE APOLOGY U FREAK😓
Mrs. Akiyama: Tsukasa, they gave a long thought-out apology, and you should accept it. I know you’re upset, but they apologized, and Mizuki, sweetie, thank you for that kind apology. 🩷
tsukasa: ITS A DUCKINF YOUTUBER APOLOGY DONT BELIEVE TJEMA
mizuki: i would never I XANT BELIEVE UR MAKING IP THESE LIES!😓😓😓☹️😢
mizuki: after all ive done for u…
akito: the most youve done for him is give him a fucking headache
Mrs. Akiyama: Akito, that is not very nice. 😡 And Tsukasa, I don’t know what a ‘YouTuber’ is, and it was a good apology.
akito: i am very sorry maam
ena: HES NOT SORRY
akito: SHUR IF ANE
tsukasa: I am very sorry pls accept my apologies
Mrs. Akiyama: Of course I accept your apologies, sweetie.
tsuka: yeah exactly who tf r u to decline my apologies
Mrs. Akiyama: Ok, Mizuki, I’m going to get Taco Bell Taco, what would you want?
mizuki: BEEF CHALUPA NO TOMATO
ena: who shot up rhe taco bell….
Mrs. Akiyama: I don’t know what you’re talking about, the Taco Bell Taco is not shot up?
rui: IRS AN AUDIO😭😭😭
haruka: wrf is taco bell taco
akito: TBT!!!
rui: HELL YEAH TINY BALLS TUESDAY!
nene: WHAT.
tsukasa: HELLO?
Mrs. Akiyama: You kids have interesting grammar!
akiyama: MOM PLS LEAVE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
rui: mizu minus 1000000 aura points
akito: bro never say ts again
Mrs. Akiyama has left the chat
an: THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
shiho: never let that millennial in the chat again
shiho: i will shoot up your family graves
mizuki: 😭😭😭😭??????
saki: WHAT HECK
toya: 💀
minori: EVEN TOYA
mizuki: gusy im sorry anout my mom shes very overbearing and lonely
tsukasa: YEAH JUST LIKE U
mafuyu: Tsukasa, that was uncalled for. And Mizuki, it’s ok, I like your mom.
tsukasa: STFU U GRAPE
airi: i fucking hate grapes dont play w me
airi: the bane of my fucking existence
airi: why the fuck do they taste like that
airi: those things are not fucking normal
airi: i hope whoever made them died a slow and pitiful death like ans aunt
airi: they deserve nothing but the worst
airi: they caused my dad to be an alcoholic
airi: and they drove me insane
auri: and they make me want to commit suicide
airi: and i hope whoever enjoys them dies
airi: bc they are dead fucking wrong
airi: they are so fucking ew
airi: like when they’re mushy? jesus christ get away from me
airi: they look like they have mold growing from the insides
airi: and they smell like straight up caterpillar wizz
airi: if i see them it’s on sight
haruka: jesus christ
ena: oh my god i have never seen someone hate grapes this much in my life ☠️
rui: FUCK YOU TSUKASA AND AI WHAT THE FUCK
tsukasa: im liddaly a minor🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺a teeny tiny minoe🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
airi: DONT call me ai like we’re friends
ena: gagged i fear…
shizuku: airi what did grapes do to you?
airi: hey bro can we makeout *i say shyly giving u puppy eyes and pouring OvO senpai*
akito: what the fuck
akito: YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
akito: GET THE FUCK OUT
shiho: you made him snap
kanade: Airi this is not character ai
an: istfg you are not real…
shizuku: no we cannktv???????????????
airi: okay.
kanade: Hi