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Bra: where tf are yall
Tax Evusder: watering
Bra: didnt you water them in the morning?
Tax Evusder: YOUR PLANTS!
Jared?: Oohhhhh burn
Ginus: lemme just drop off this fish
Jared?: we need anything for the mass midnight rendezvous?
Tax Evusder: I dont think so?
Bra: Coffee
Ginus: R we allowed to fish?
Tax Evusder: No, pretty sure we aren't allowed to fish up the jellyfish
Tax Evusder: Something about them being endangered
Ginus: Well, that's never stopped me before!
Jared?: Do I have to go?
Bra: Pretty sure Lewis expects the whole town to be there, no exceptions
Jared?: Ugh
Jared?: Cant a girl read ao3 in peace!?!
Tax Evusder: Not in this economy u cant
Jared?: Oh come on! I'm not even the one who takes care of the financial stuff!
Jared?: Isn't my physical labor enough to satiate the labor gods of capitalism?
Ginus: They wont be happy until we all die of overworking and exhaustion
Bra: U could bring a tablet or phone to read while we're there?
Tax Evusder: Just don't let any of the old people see
Tax Evusder: Or I'm gonna lose relatability points with them, and then we don't get as much g doing stuff for them from the quest board
Jared?: Damn it