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Jared?: so if the fishing industry is staying afloat by cheating the economy underhandedly, then how does the rest of the economic world stay afloat in this town
Jared?: like, how are they getting enough money to be giving us 100g for delivering a melon to them?
Lard Breadwinner: Well the old people prob live off of their retirement money or something
Bra: Oh well some of its the statue chips
Jared?: The what?
Bra: Some of the younger people have been exploiting a money hack known as fuck the Lewis statue
Lard Breadwinner: Your mentioning this now?
Bra: I have enough gold
Bra: That’s a lie I will never have enough
Bra: It did not occur to me as worth mentioning?
Jared?: wtf do u mean the Lewis statue??
Bra: Bitch got a bit egotistical and built a statue of himself out of our tax money :3
Bra: Wait do we pay taxes?
Bra: Are we supposed to be doing that?
Ginus: Tax evasion
Lard Breadwinner: It’s how we keep our money usable
Bra: Why do we trust you with the finances
Lard Breadwinner: You would do the same
Bra: True
Bra: What happens when they find out?
Ginus: Blackmail
Bra: OMG YES
Jared?: So the fish are a scam, the marrigables are taking gold off a statue or have an outside access, we are committing tax evasion. Anything else?
Jared?: Small magical forest creatures unpaid labor?
Ginus: The what
Jared?: Oh ya you haven’t been to the community center
Ginus: What do they look like?
Jared?: Apples
Ginus: Are they edible?
Jared?: Idk haven’t tried
Bra: I’ll get back to you <3
Lard Breadwinner: Lewis also spends frivolously enough that it evens out?
Bra: Would be a shame if he was ever… indisposed
Bra: Not that I ever plan on doing that
Bra: Just saying any of us would make a better mayor
Lard Breadwinner: Thanks I think?
Bra: The junimos can be assumed edible but they taste absolutely terrible unless you really like sour things
Lard Breadwinner: you like sour things?
Bra: It squeaked at me and I felt bad.
Bra: Update, they regenerate. I feel less bad
Ginus: potential renewable food source?
Bra: Update number 2, I am in pain.
Bra: Which is either the apple or cheese from earlier
Jared?: I haven’t had any today so I’ll try and get back to you
Jared?: How did you catch it?
Bra: I sat in the community center with a net outside of that hut thing
Jared?: Thx :D
Jared?: Oh wow it is sour
Jared?: and Squeaky
Lard Breadwinner: I leave for half an hour and you have both eaten something potentially poisonous
Lard Breadwinner: Harvey costs money!
Jared?: Yah it hurts
Jared?: Pretty mild tho
Lard Breadwinner: If yall die I’m taking your farmland.