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Marinette added Luka, Kagami, Juleka, Rose and Marc
Marinette changed the chat name to Much Gay, Much Wow
Marinette changed Marc's name to What? Me? Like you? No no, I'm Gay Dumbass
Marinette changed Luka's name to Rebel Without A Cause
Marinette changed Kagami's name to DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!
Marinette changed Juleka's name to Just Here- Barbecue Sauce On My Titties
Marinette changed Rose's name to I'm Small So I'm Closer To Hell
Marinette changed their own name to A COFFEE! NOO!
A COFFEE! NOO! : I assume we know why we're here?
I'm Small So I'm Closer To Hell : That we do not
What? Me? Like you? No no, I'm Gay Dumbass : Why have you summoned the council this day Mari?
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! : Dear Marinette,
I too would like to know why I have been added to this chat, with these strange names. Please enlighten us, and in addition please explain what is meant by 'council' as I do not recall joining one.
Regards, Kagami
A COFFEE! NOO! : Gami, you know I love you but what the fuck? Please don't ever type a text message like that again.
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! : Understood. Please explain.
Rebel Without A Cause : At this point she just does it because it drives you nuts.
A COFFEE! NOO! : It's not a formal council Gami, we just kinda add each other sometimes to talk about things. And most of the names are memes.
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! : Explain the concept of a meme again, if you would.
A COFFEE! NOO! : Now I KNOW you're messing with me. I've seen the memes folder on your phone.
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! : Fair enough. Yes, I was bamboozling you.
Just Here- Barbecue Sauce On My Titties : Did she just sit there and type out that word?
I'm Small So I'm Closer To Hell : Who has that kind of patience?
What? Me? Like you? No no, I'm Gay Dumbass : She does deal with Mari, Luka and Adri on a regular basis.
Just Here- Barbecue Sauce On My Titties : Adri?
What? Me? Like you? No no, I'm Gay Dumbass : The rest of their weird little four sided best-friendship all have four letter nicknames, so I thought Adrien should have one too.
I'm Small So I'm Closer To Hell : . . . Waityou'renotwrongwtf-
Rebel Without A Cause : Oh- did nobody else notice that? We've been calling him Adri or Rien for months.
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! : Indeed. Adrien actually noticed it first and brought it to our attention. It was quite cute, actually.
A COFFEE! NOO! : *Le gasp* KAGAMI! DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GOING HETERO ON US!
I'm Small So I'm Closer To Hell : QUICK SOMEONE GET THE SPRINKLES, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY WE'RE LOSING HER
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! : Marinette is literally in my lap as I'm typing this.
I'm Small So I'm Closer To Hell : . . .
What? Me? Like you? No no, I'm Gay Dumbass : . . .
Just Here- Barbecue Sauce On My Titties : . . .
Rebel Without A Cause : Lucky.
What? Me? Like you? No no, I'm Gay Dumbass : THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT ADRIEN!?
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! : So who's going to tell them that they brought him up?
What? Me? Like you? No no, I'm Gay Dumbass : . . . Oh yeah. Okay, nvm. All it's still gay with the world.
Rebel Without A Cause : That's bi erasure.
Just Here- Barbecue Sauce On My Titties : I hate you
Rebel Without A Cause : :)