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everything's coming up milhouse

Summary:

LAFD Updates (@L*A*F*D_Metro)
LAFD Alert: Red-level traffic on Gardiner Road this morning. If you are trying to get into the city centre consider taking Westerley Lane.

buck 🔥🔥 (@firebuck)
so true bestie
or, Eddie mans the LAFD Twitter account. Buck tries to be supportive.

Notes:

i feel like every time i post a fic im like "this is the stupidest thing i have written" but this IS the stupidest thing i have written. i spent about 4 hours writing this and learning the barest mimimum of coding to make it look the way it does. if there r any errors don't tell me bc frankly i dont think i want to look at html ever again.

few things: a) this fic probably won't look good unless the work skin is on
b) i cannot take credit for the idea, this was also inspired by this tumblr post
c) why on earth did 911 decide to give the lafd account the ugliest-looking twitter handle of all times ADHFJDKSFK like which poor graphic designer was like "u know what this needs?? asterisks"
d) let's play a fun game of spot the fandom bc yall coming up with twitter names was HARD.

title is from milhouse by maisie peters and i hope u enjoy whatever this is LMAO

edit: there's now fanart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! literally screaming crying throwing up about it @boredrxm i owe you my firstborn

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

Multiple car pile-up on the freeway this morning. If you’re going downtown, try steer clear of I-10.

❤ 37 8:56 AM - May 13, 2022

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

If you live in Hollywood Oaks you may want to leave extra time to get to work. First responders have closed off the main road to help curb a house fire.

❤ 33 9:15 AM - May 14, 2022

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Image inserted here mayaaa
@mayalane41

who even runs this account lol are they even a firefighter

❤ 2 9:32 AM - May 14, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @mayalane41

Yes.

❤ 14 10:40 AM - May 14, 2022

Image inserted here mayaaa
@mayalane41

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

oh shit i didn't expect u to actually see this

❤ 5 10:42 AM - May 14, 2022

3 people are talking about this

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Image inserted here lucy loves jimin
@jiminspajamas

imagine training to be an lafd firefighter and ending up running the lafd twitter……… could never be me lol

❤ 39 11:02 AM - May 14, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

replying to @jiminspajamas

at least he gets paid to tweet unlike you

❤ 61 11:20 AM - May 14, 2022

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

Due to public interest we will be doing a Q&A on Twitter at Tuesday 9am. Send us your questions with #LAFDAnswers

❤ 30 11:31 AM - May 15, 2022

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Image inserted here sarah 🌹
@sazzy_pop

#lafdanswers when you trained to be a firefighter did you imagine you’d be working a desk job

❤ 3 9:05 AM - May 17, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @sazzy_pop

No

❤ 23 9:07 AM - May 17, 2022

Image inserted here dan
@danielhumphreys

#lafdanswers were you ever a real firefighter?

❤ 1 9:10 AM - May 17, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @danhumphreys

I am a real firefighter. Please remember that these are general questions for the LAFD and not about me.

❤ 30 9:11 AM - May 17, 2022

Image inserted here Chloe 💗💜
@chloekins1999

#lafdanswers Will the fire on West Boulevard close any roads? I have a brunch to get to this afternoon but idk how much time I should leave

❤ 11 9:21 AM - May 17, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @chloekins1999

Hi Chloe. West Boulevard has been closed for the time being – I suggest taking an alternate route on Pine Avenue, should only be an extra ten minutes.

❤ 19 9:25 AM - May 17, 2022

Image inserted here 🔞megs🔞
@ugh_megs

#lafdanswers when are you guys coming out with another hot fireman calender???

❤ 12 9:22 AM - May 17, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @ugh_megs

They come out every July

❤ 18 9:27 AM - May 17, 2022

Image inserted here 🔞megs🔞
@ugh_megs

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

Ok good, my roommate stole mine to fap to. that mr august with the birthmark…… mmmm

❤ 3 9:30 AM - May 17, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @ugh_megs

...ok

❤ 51 9:33 AM - May 17, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

#lafdanswers we still on for Friday night?

❤ 8 11:39 AM - May 14, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @firebuck

Yes.

❤ 11 9:42 AM - May 17, 2022

Image inserted here 🔞megs🔞
@ugh_megs

replying to @firebuck

omfg are u mr august

❤ 10 9:45 AM - May 17, 2022

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

LAFD Alert: red-level traffic on Sunset. Please choose an alternate route or leave early for work this morning.

❤ 40 10:12 AM - May 19, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

👍🐦🥦

❤ 2 10:14 AM - May 19, 2022

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

Ridiculous.

Bake Off Updates✔@bboupdates2022

Shocking twist! Last night on Bake-Off everyone’s favourite contestant Janine was just eliminated! Read the article below to get the details

❤ 71 5:45 PM - May 21, 2022

Image inserted here hen 🐣
@henwilson

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

Eddie you know this is the lafd account right?

❤ 12 6:01 PM - May 21, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @henwilson

shit

❤ 101 6:04 PM - May 21, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

hahaha

❤ 5 6:07 PM - May 21, 2022

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Image inserted here check pinned! 🌺
@lozzawrites

I am OBSESSED with the fact that the guy behind LAFD updates watches bake off

❤ 56 8:18 PM - May 21, 2022

Image inserted here lee-yuh
@ar1anagrand3

replying to @lozzawrites

right!! honestly its kinda humanising i love it

❤ 13 8:20 PM - May 21, 2022

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

LAFD Alert: Building fire on Westpark. Area is densely covered in smoke – please try find another lodgings for tonight if you live within five minutes.

❤ 45 8:04 AM - May 25, 2022

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

Due to popular demand we will be doing another Q&A on Twitter at Tuesday 9am. Send us your questions with #LAFDAnswers.

❤ 60 10:48 AM - May 27, 2022

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Image inserted here samiiii
@2samanthawills2

#lafdanswers how fast can firetrucks go?

❤ 8 9:01 AM - May 30, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @2samanthawills2

Firetrucks are prohibited from going more than 10mph over the speed limit.

❤ 37 9:04 AM - May 30, 2022

Image inserted here gracia 😼😼
@hannibalecture

#lafdanswers did u watch bakeoff last night!!!!!!

❤ 22 9:07 AM - May 30, 2022

Image inserted here 🔞megs🔞
@ugh_megs

#lafdanswers what firehouse does mr august work at? Asking for a friend 🤪

❤ 14 9:11 AM - May 30, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @ugh_megs

I can’t give out that information.

❤ 19 9:13 AM - May 30, 2022

Image inserted here soph
@sphmtn

#lafdanswers hows traffic this afternoon mr lafd updates?

❤ 3 9:15 AM - May 30, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @sphmtn

A little spotty downtown, but mostly good.

❤ 13 9:17 AM - May 30, 2022

Image inserted here jenny
@tayluhhswift

#lafdanswers sir we need your bakeoff thoughts

❤ 36 9:20 AM - May 30, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

replying to @tayluhhswift

yeah eddie we need your bakeoff thoughts

❤ 14 9:21 AM - May 30, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @tayluhhswift

Kevin should have gone home instead of Tracey.

❤ 46 9:24 AM - May 30, 2022

Image inserted here jenny
@tayluhhswift

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

THANK U

❤ 3 9:25 AM - May 30, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

wtf i like kevin??

❤ 9 9:26 AM - May 30, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @firebuck

His souffle didn’t rise. Did you even watch the episode?

❤ 13 9:27 AM - May 30, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

i kinda thought we were gonna watch it together

❤ 3 9:28 AM - May 30, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @firebuck

oh

❤ 3 9:30 AM - May 30, 2022

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Josh (@joshrusso89)

Hi Eddie, please refrain from having personal conversations on the LAFD twitter.

Sorry Josh. Won’t happen again.

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

LAFD Alert: There’s been a flood at a cattle ranch on Norfolk Lane. If you see any rogue farmyard animals around please inform your local police precinct.

❤ 51 2:21 PM - June 3, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

that’s cr-hay-y

❤ 10 2:25 PM - June 3, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

guess we need to saddle up

❤ 8 2:26 PM - June 3, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

do they predict fowl play?

❤ 5 2:26 PM - June 3, 2022

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buck 🔥🔥 (@firebuck)

I’m going to get in trouble if you keep responding to the tweets like that.

oh

im sorry i didn’t realise

No I

dw about it

we’re on a call anyway, i probably shouldn’t be on twitter lol

Buck

have a good day eddie

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Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

do they predict fowl play?

❤ 5 2:26 PM - June 3, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @firebuck

Beets me

❤ 9 2:45 PM - June 3, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

:D

❤ 0 2:51 PM - June 3, 2022

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Image inserted here piano man
@nat456327

the sexual tension between @firebuck and the lafd updates man on twitter rn

❤ 145 3:10 PM - June 3, 2022

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

LAFD Alert: Temperatures are expected to reach 110 degrees today. As a paramedic I should remind you all to stay hydrated, wear suncream and stay in shaded areas as much as possible

❤ 70 9:05 AM - June 6, 2022

Image inserted here cecilia 🐠
@ohceciliaaaa

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

a paramedic?? every day the lore about mr lafd updates man grows

❤ 29 9:08 AM - June 6, 2022

Image inserted here julie day!! 🎉🎉
@crldnvrs

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

#lafdanswers whats ur name mr lafd updates man

❤ 8 9:11 AM - June 6, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @crldnvrs

It’s not a Q&A today

❤ 12 9:13 AM - June 6, 2022

Image inserted here julie day !! 🎉🎉
@crldnvrs

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

.

Image inserted here

❤ 3 9:15 AM - June 6, 2022

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

LAFD Updates: multiple car pileup on Duke Road. Please take alternate routes on either Lawry or Cumberland.

❤ 75 5:56 PM - June 10, 2022

Image inserted here ray
@r4ch3l

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

ur so sexy mr lafd updates man

❤ 3 6:01 AM - June 10, 2022

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buck 🔥🔥 (@firebuck)

mr lafd updates man

Buck how do I stop it

HAHA

suck it up man

ur twitter famous now

I don't want to be Twitter famous I'm just doing my job

yeah competently

its hot

I just tweet about traffic!

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

So cool.

Science Latest✔@sciencelatest1

Breaking news: scientists have just discovered a new species of frog! Read it about it in the link in our bio!

❤ 191 1:31 PM - June 15, 2022

Image inserted here hen 🐣
@henwilson

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

(lafd account eddie)

❤ 26 1:35 PM - June 15, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @henwilson

Oh Jesus

❤ 65 1:37 PM - June 15, 2022

Image inserted here sofia 🌵
@sofiawithanf

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

MR LAFD UPDATES MAN YOU R SO CUTE IM GIVING U A KISS MWAH

❤ 9 1:40 PM - June 15, 2022

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

There will be another Q&A on Twitter at Friday 9am. Send us your morning commute-related questions with #LAFDAnswers.

❤ 71 11:13 AM - June 17, 2022

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Image inserted here Hannah
@hannahwhittmore

#lafdanswers is the pile-up affecting westbrook??

❤ 2 9:03 AM - June 20, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @hannahwhittmore

Hi Hannah. Westbrook Avenue should be unaffected, though there is an amber traffic alert out, so maybe give yourself an extra twenty minutes or take an alternate route down Denham Road.

❤ 9 9:05 AM - June 20, 2022

Image inserted here Hannah
@hannahwhittmore

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

Thank you!!!!! #lifesaver

❤ 1 9:06 AM - June 20, 2022

Image inserted here staceys mom
@jjmaybanks

#lafdanswers any new species discovered today

❤ 5 9:09 AM - June 20, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @jjmaybanks

An insect was discovered in Costa Rica last Tuesday

❤ 12 9:11 AM - June 20, 2022

Image inserted here jenny
@tayluhhswift

#lafdanswers DID U WATCH BAKEOFF!

❤ 42 9:16 AM - June 20, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @tayluhhswift

Not yet.

❤ 13 9:18 AM - June 20, 2022

Image inserted here 🦕lauren
@laurenjames45

#lafdanswers did u and @firebuck watch the bakeoff together

❤ 19 9:22 AM - June 20, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

replying to @laurenjames45

i had a shift last night so we're watching it tonight

❤ 25 9:24 AM - June 20, 2022

Image inserted here Steve
@bigmansteve

#lafdanswers I’m caught in traffic on Park Avenue and my Google Maps isn’t working!! Quickest route to Highland Elementary?

❤ 3 9:29 AM - June 20, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @bigmansteve

Hi Steve. Make a fourth exit at the upcoming roundabout, you should get onto Samson and Peach, and drive straight from there. Get there soon!

❤ 9 9:33 AM - June 20, 2022

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

LAFD Alert: sandstorm expected tomorrow. Please try and stay indoors if possible, and if not wear masks and glasses.

❤ 110 7:58 PM - June 24, 2022

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Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

workin out

Image inserted here

❤ 351 2:24 PM - June 29, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @firebuck

are those my shorts

❤ 54 2:30 PM - June 29, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @firebuck

Wrong account

❤ 101 2:31 PM - June 29, 2022

Image inserted here jana
@janaontwitter

OH HO MR LAFD UPDATES MAN

❤ 8 2:33 PM - June 29, 2022

Image inserted here mara // semi ia
@buckysbarnes

UPDATES MAN THIRSTING ON MAIN LMFAOOOOOO

❤ 145 2:35 PM - June 29, 2022

Image inserted here holly 🍋
@captainamericas

Okay but are they his shorts @firebuck

❤ 29 2:38 PM - June 29, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

replying to @captainamericas

i'll return them tomorrow

❤ 30 2:40 PM - June 29, 2022

Image inserted here jana
@janaontwitter

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

PLS lafd updates man is so useless i love him so much

❤ 13 2:41 PM - June 29, 2022

Image inserted here 🔞megs🔞
@ugh_megs

replying to @firebuck

i KNEW you were mr august

❤ 3 2:47PM - June 29, 2022

Image inserted here 🔞megs🔞
@ugh_megs

replying to @firebuck

check your dms 😉

❤ 1 2:48PM - June 29, 2022

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buck 🔥🔥 (@firebuck)

Are you going to go out with her

what

The girl

ur gonna have to be more specific here bud

The one on Twitter. Who said she DM'ed you

you mean the one who started the conversation saying that full disclosure she’d masturbated to my calendar spread and asking for a dick pick?

Uh

no eddie. im not going to go out with her

Oh

Okay

why were you asking

Just wondering

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Image inserted here morgan's hell
@trobedisonsss

@L*A*F*D_Metro are you okay?? i saw the news about the dispatch centre fire

❤ 561 8:45 PM - July 14, 2022

Image inserted here sasha
@winger_jeff

replying to @trobedisonsss

Dispatch fire??

❤ 21 8:48 PM - July 14, 2022

Image inserted here morgan's hell
@trobedisonsss

replying to @winger_jeff

yeah the whole call centre has gone up in flames

❤ 132 8:49 PM - July 14, 2022

Image inserted here fleur ⚜️
@fleurmarkson

oh shit #MrUpdatesMan are you okay??

❤ 11 8:52 PM - July 14, 2022

Image inserted here r pattinson's wife
@teamedward2003

GUYS let’s not panic #MrUpdatesMan might not even work there

❤ 3 8:55 PM - July 14, 2022

Image inserted here james (he/they)
@jakesparalta

replying to @teamedward2003

What about the literal hundreds of others who do?????

❤ 48 8:59 PM - July 14, 2022

Image inserted here flips
@felicitywallis

#MrUpdatesMan pls respond so we know you’re okay!!!!!!

❤ 21 9:15 PM - July 14, 2022

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

I’ve been asked to inform you all that we at dispatch are all okay. No casualties, just a few injuries. Thank you for all your support, and also to the LAFD for their hard work.

❤ 591 5:42 AM - July 15, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

i'm glad you're ok x

❤ 56 6:07 AM - July 15, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @firebuck

x

❤ 21 6:12 AM - July 15, 2022

Image inserted here tashaa 💖
@tash_green_6

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

mr lafd updates man you’re still on your public account

❤ 203 6:19 AM - July 15, 2022

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

LAFD Alert: Traffic on the freeway. Please find other routes to get to work this morning.

❤ 98 9:41 AM - July 21, 2022

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

Due to the request of my boss there will be another Q&A on Wednesday at 9am. As always Tweet us your questions using the hashtag #LAFDAnswers

❤ 251 1:23 PM - July 22, 2022

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Image inserted here 3 days til 5sos album!!
@red_dessert

#lafdanswers how are you doing after the dispatch fire?

❤ 16 9:01 AM - July 25, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @red_dessert

I’m doing well.

❤ 42 9:04 AM - July 25, 2022

Image inserted here 3 days til 5sos album!!
@red_dessert

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

lov u mr lafd updates man <33

❤ 5 9:05 AM - July 25, 2022

Image inserted here John
@john_bentley64

#lafdanswers my daughter is choking on a wishbone?? How do I get it out???

❤ 1 9:09 AM - July 25, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @john_bentley64

Sir please call 911 as soon as possible. Here is a link to a video on how to conduct the Heimlich manoeuvre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=672...

❤ 9 9:10 AM - July 25, 2022

Image inserted here jenny
@tayluhhswift

#lafdanswers @firebuck on a scale from 1-10 how pissed are we at jacob’s elimination last night

❤ 19 9:16 AM - July 25, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @tayluhhswift

11

❤ 12 9:17 AM - July 25, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

replying to @tayluhhswift

eddie threw the remote

❤ 9 9:19 AM - July 15, 2022

Image inserted here jenny
@tayluhhswift

kevin actually needs to get eliminated frfr

❤ 2 9:20AM - July 25, 2022

Image inserted here maddy perez's bitch
@rulesbeloved

#lafdanswers have you seen the new species of plankton was discovered yesterday??

❤ 4 9:25 AM - July 25, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @rulesbeloved

Do you have a link?

❤ 4 9:27 AM - July 25, 2022

Image inserted here maddy perez's bitch
@rulesbeloved

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

HERE BESTIE https://www.sciencenews.org/new-plankton-dis...

❤ 2 9:29 AM - July 25, 2022

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Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

LAFD Alert: Red-level traffic on Gardiner Road this morning. If you are trying to get into the city centre consider taking Westerley Lane.

❤ 123 8:48 AM - July 28, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

so true bestie

LAFD Updates✔@L*A*F*D_Metro

LAFD Alert: Red-level traffic on Gardiner Road this morning. If you are trying to get into the city centre consider taking Westerley Lane.

❤ 14 9:02 AM - July 28, 2022

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Image inserted here trash raccoon
@ravipanikkar

@ f i r e b u c k

Image inserted here

❤ 7 5:12 PM - August 2, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @ravipanikkar

The possum looks like Buck when he's eaten too much dairy.

❤ 182 5:16 PM - August 2, 2022

Image inserted here buck 🔥🔥
@firebuck

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

🙃 wrong account eddie

❤ 78 5:20 PM - August 2, 2022

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@ravipanikkar

replying to @firebuck

lmaooooo

❤ 5 5:21 PM - August 2, 2022

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@nickm1ller

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

Who is the funniest person alive and why is it mr lafd updates man xx

❤ 7 5:24 PM - August 2, 2022

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@L*A*F*D_Metro

LAFD Alert: Due to the high winds, there is currently a bouncy fun house floating in the sky. Please don’t panic, and calmly inform your local police precinct if you spot it. LAFD are trying to track its location.

❤ 341 10:39 AM - August 6, 2022

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buck 🔥🔥 (@firebuck)

why did i have to hear from BOBBY that you’re transferring back????

EDDIE

EDDIE DONT IGNORE ME

You messaged me that on every platform

i didn't know which one you were gonna see first

you're transferring back?

Yeah

why didn't you tell me

I wanted it to be a surprise

I had

eddie?

I had a plan

I was going to walk in on my first day back and you were going to be shocked and I

I was going to ask if you wanted to come over
eddie

It's stupid
come over for what

for what eddie

I wanted us to talk
about what??

I don't want to do this over message Buck
Especially not on fucking Twitter
when are you coming back

Next Wednesday
u free tonight?

Really?
eddie i’ve waited six fucking months for you to come back to the firehouse

i am not waiting another 5 days

I mean I can’t move my return date forward
not your return date

for

for us i mean

Oh
You
You too?
think i made that pretty obvious

and you were waiting for me to come back to the firehouse to do it?
when you were ready for the 118 again i knew you were gonna be ready for me

eddie?

What time
For tonight
7?

How about after my shift?
oh god yes please

eddie

I know
ok

Ok
3 hours. i can do 3 hours

I'll see you later Buck
YES YOU CERTAINLY FUCKING WILL

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@L*A*F*D_Metro

There will be another Q&A on Monday at 9am. As always Tweet us your questions using the hashtag #LAFDAnswers

❤ 592 3:13 PM - August 10, 2022

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@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

My boss also told me to tell you that this will be my last Q&A.

❤ 803 3:16 PM - August 10, 2022

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@lenaskaras

#lafdanswers YOURE GETTING FIRED????

❤ 56 9:00 AM - August 14, 2022

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@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @lenaskaras

No I’m going back to full active duty. My boss said that people might want to know that I wasn’t going to be manning the account anymore. 🤷♂️

❤ 512 9:02 AM - August 14, 2022

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@ldyiamartin

#lafdanswers im so upset that you’re leaving!!!! You have been the highlights of my morning commutes :]

❤ 79 9:05 AM - August 14, 2022

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@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @ldyiamartin

I’m happy to hear that :)

❤ 61 9:02 AM - August 14, 2022

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@christinaturner

#lafdanswers sorry if this is a dumb question but what does full active duty mean?

❤ 14 9:09 AM - August 14, 2022

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@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @christinaturner

I’ll be out fighting fires.

❤ 45 9:10 AM - August 14, 2022

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@lilgirlbigdream

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

Soooo what ur saying is if we wanna keep talking to u i just need to set my kitchen on fire???

❤ 102 9:11 AM - August 14, 2022

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@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @lilgirlbigdream

Please do not do that.

❤ 312 9:13 AM - August 14, 2022

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@tayluhhswift

#lafdanswers DID U AND BUCK WATCH BAKEOFF LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!! VINDI-FUCKING-CATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

❤ 59 9:17AM - August 14, 2022

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@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @tayluhhswift

KEVIN IS GONE!

❤ 63 9:19 AM - August 14, 2022

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@firebuck

replying to @tayluhhswift

GOODBYE TERRIBLE KEVIN XXX

❤ 31 9:23 AM - August 14, 2022

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@problemlikemari

#lafdanswers now that ur leaving can we get your actual twitter?? Just to keep up with you 🥺

❤ 102 9:25 AM - August 14, 2022

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@firebuck

replying to @problemlikemari

It’s @diazmio

❤ 267 9:26 AM - August 14, 2022

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@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @firebuck

🙄

❤ 52 9:27 AM - August 14, 2022

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@firebuck

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

just giving the people what they want eds

❤ 96 9:29 AM - August 14, 2022

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@firebuck

🌅

Image inserted here

❤ 126 10:29 AM - August 20, 2022

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@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @firebuck

<3

❤ 520 10:32 AM - August 20, 2022

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@firebuck

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

FUCKCDOD EDDIE

❤ 205 10:33 AM - August 25, 2022

Image inserted here LAFD Updates ✔
@L*A*F*D_Metro

replying to @firebuck

Fuck

❤ 187 10:33 AM - August 20, 2022

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@dontwantnone32

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

OH HOOOOOOO

❤ 103 10:35 AM - August 20, 2022

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@tayluhhswift

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

❤ 42 10:36 AM - August 20, 2022

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@malfoysss

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

GET IT MR LAFD UPDATES MANNNNNN

❤ 58 10:37 AM - August 20, 2022

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@malfoysss

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

No wonder he’s so psyched to be restored to active duty. He’s getting active all right ;)

❤ 32 10:38 AM - August 20, 2022

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@fionasimms

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

NO FUCKING WAYYYYY

❤ 61 10:38 AM - August 20, 2022

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@ugh_megs

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

ok WHO was gonna tell me mr updates man was hot asf

❤ 3 10:40AM - August 20, 2022

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@henwilson

replying to @L*A*F*D_Metro

i'm so happy for you boys 💖

❤ 12 10:45 AM - August 20, 2022

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@ravipanikkar

<3

❤ 73 10:38 AM - August 20, 2022

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@firebuck

replying to @ravipanikkar

thanks ravi

❤ 20 10:50 AM - August 25, 2022

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