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JEDI ORDER CHAT
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Most Dramatic: Has anyone else ever had the weirdest dream that seems so realistic and accurate that before you wake up, you believe it to be reality
Read More Books: That's how all dreams work Averross
Jinx Again: I once had a dream where I was a drop of water
Sane Padawan: And how did it end?
Jinx Again: Someone drank me
Red And Black: And I once had a dream where everybody shut up and went back to sleep!
Baby Of The Disaster: Well... someone's grumpy
Baby Mundi: When is she not?
Reading The Past: Brutal
Purple Wookie: Cal go back to sleep
Mother Of The Order: All padawans go back to sleep
Sane Padawan: Do the masters have an alert to inform them of our activities?
Baby Of The Disaster: Master Billaba most definitely put one on Caleb's comm
Baby Of The Disaster: And I'm not resting until I find my master
First Brain Cell In The Disaster Lineage: Who captured him this time?
Obliviously Idiotic: Hey!
Water Boy: The answer appears to be nobody
Obliviously Idiotic: ...Though ...that might be better than my current situation
Second Brain Cell In The Disaster Lineage: Please tell me that you are not planning on letting yourself get captured just to avoid your padawan?
Obliviously Idiotic: I would never dare to do something like that
Sane Member Of The Color Lineage: You would
Baby Mundi: Wait... what exactly is going on?
Baby Of The Disaster: Nothing important, Skyguy is just being a wimp
Reading The Past: Shots?
Obliviously Idiotic: No I'm not!
Obliviously Idiotic: You're trying to kill me!
Baby Of The Disaster: A wimmmmmmmp
Tendril One: That's still happening?
Killjoy: It's only been twelve hours
Tendril Two: To be fair, the Disaster Lineage rarely stay on the same task for more than an hour
Purple Wookie: You can't keep avoiding your shots, Cal
Jinx Again: Aww look, baby Cal is still scared of getting his shots
Reading The Past: Shut up
Baby Mundi: Gasp of horror, such language
Sane Padawan: Didn't you two idiots cry the last time you had your shots?
Female Quinlan: Wait, hold up, rewind
Female Quinlan: Why is Ahsoka trying to kill Skywalker?
Baby Of The Disaster: 'Cause I feel like it
Younger Mirialan: Its because he hasn't had his episode yet
Baby Of The Disaster: Way to expose me
Female Quinlan: That still doesn't explain why she is actively trying to kill him
Tendril One: Does anyone in the Disaster Lineage have a brain?
Tendril Two: The answer is no
Baby Of The Disaster: The good rations ran out days ago, we're all extremely bored, and we're not allowed to leave this stupid planet until he has his episode!
Buzz Kill: For a good reason
Buzz Kill: Now everyone shut up!
Red And Black: Thank you
[Jinx Again has changed Red And Black's username to Grumpy]
Grumpy: ...Whatever
A Pirates Favorite: We are still allowed to be up, right?
I Adopt Everyone I Meet: No
Mother Of The Order: Great going Averross, you woke up the younglings
Drunken Yellow Mess: How do you turn off this stupid thing?
Drunken Yellow Mess: All these beeping noises are giving me a headache
Sane Member Of The Color Lineage: You're hungover
Buzz Kill: Whatever you do during night hours is up to you
Water Boy: You do realize that you are technically giving the Disaster Lineage permission to do whatever in Sith hells they want?
Grumpy: It would explain why all you idiots allow for Grandmaster Vos to get as drunk as he wants
Baby Of The Disaster: Yes!
Baby Of The Disaster: @Obliviously Idiotic ready or not here we come!
Buzz Kill: You're not allowed to kill Skywalker
Buzz Kill: Or physically hurt him in anyway
Baby Of The Disaster: And you wonder why we call you a buzz kill
Younger Mirialan: You probably should not being saying that to the Master of the Order
Head Of The Disaster: Called worse, he has
Buzz Kill: Yeah, by you and your entire lineage
Other Zabrak: I can hear his creepy laughter
Most Dramatic: Ever notice how they only ever call us by our last names when we do something they don't approve of?
Obliviously Idiotic: That's not true, they only ever call me by my last name
Baby Of The Disaster: ...Can I kill him?
Buzz Kill: No
Baby Of The Disaster: Boooooo
Female Quinlan: Wait, I just had a thought!
Tendril Two: Bravo, we knew you could do it!
Female Quinlan: Shut up
Female Quinlan: Is it possible that the Sith are behind the delay of Skywalker's episode?
Sane Padawan: Well... that is a scary thought
First Brain Cell In The Disaster Lineage: Then the Sith are more powerful than we feared
Original Zabrak: The simpler explanation is Force Suppressants
Second Brain Cell In The Disaster Lineage: ...Anakin does eat different rations than everybody else
Obliviously Idiotic: I do?
Mad Medic: You burn more calories than the average species' combined
Mad Medic: Therefore we had to create a rations that have the nutrients you need in a small package
Younger Mirialan: It took eight months to make
Obliviously Idiotic: ...Thanks?
Other Zabrak: Which makes it all the more likely for Force Suppressants to be planted within his rations without anyone's knowledge
Killjoy: Impossible!
Read More Books: We would know if someone was tampering with such a thing
Water Boy: And how many people have broken into the temple within the last three months?
Read More Books: ...Noted
Obliviously Idiotic: That would explain the headaches
Baby Of The Disaster: You don't drink
Drunken Yellow Mess: That I shall bring over my best liquor for you to consume!
First Brain Cell In The Disaster Lineage: ...
Second Brain Cell In The Disaster Lineage: ...
Older Mirialan: ...
Killjoy: ...
Other Zabrak: ...
Original Zabrak: ...
Sane Member Of The Color Lineage: Water
Sane Member Of The Color Lineage: She means water
Female Quinlan: Let us all say a prayer for Aayla and the chaos her master brings with him
Quiet Life: ...How did he write that with no typos?
Depa's Son: So what was your dream about Master Averross?
Grumpy: Yes, let us find out the reason why we were so rudely awaken
Most Dramatic: Count Dooku somehow still had access to our chats and was using it to the Separatist advantage
Female Quinlan: Honesty, that sounds more like a nightmare
First Brain Cell In The Disaster Lineage: I was unaware you knew such big words Averross
Head Of The Disaster: Positive, you are, of this not being a vision?
Tendril One: Well that is a terrifying prospect
Baby Of The Disaster: Not as terrifying as the thought of being stuck on this stupid planet for one more day
Read More Books: It is entirely possible that we had forgotten to remove him
Quiet Life: But how could we have forgotten to do something so important?
Water Boy: We were quite busy with the start of the war
Tendril Two: And with removing ourselves from the Senate's private servers
Original Zabrak: Along with creating our own
Obliviously Idiotic: Thanks to me
Baby Of The Disaster: Bragging much?
Buzz Kill: And dealing with Skywalker sized migraines
First Brain Cell In The Disaster Lineage: Oh Force, that was the biggest one yet
I Send Way To Many Holos Of My Son: Or like how everyone forgot how we are supposed to be asleep right now!
Head Of The Disaster: In mama mode, someone is
Grumpy: Tired, someone is
Second Brain Cell In The Disaster Lineage: He is still in the Disaster Lineage Chat
Tendril One: I can hear you rubbing your chin
Tendril One: ...wait, what?
Obliviously Idiotic: That is who that is?
Obliviously Idiotic: I thought someone had forgotten to remove Xanatos
First Brain Cell In The Disaster Lineage: For over twenty years?
Baby Of The Disaster: Can I kill him now?
Buzz Kill: No
Buzz Kill: How is it possible that you idiots could become more idiotic?
Most Dramatic: He's talking to you @Drunken Yellow Mess
Second Brain Cell In The Disaster Lineage: In all fairness... Yoda has the controls
Tendril Two: Someone else could have removed him
Buzz Kill: Like Skywalker, for example
Buzz Kill: WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF UPDATING THE SOFTWARE AND REMOVING ANY POSSIBLE BUGS OR ENEMIES FROM OUR SERVERS!
Sane Member Of The Color Lineage: You do realize this is Anakin, right?
Obliviously Idiotic: Well excuse me, it wasn't like I was in charge of the whole operation or anything
Female Quinlan: He also just admitted that he thought that the other person in the chat was Xanatos
Female Quinlan: Someone who had been looooong gone before he was brought to the temple
Mother Of The Order: How did none of you even think about who the other person was?
Obliviously Idiotic: And in case you forgot, I LOST MY KRIFFING ARM!
Mad Medic: *Hand
Second Brain Cell Of The Disaster Lineage: All because of your stupid brashness
Obliviously Idiotic: You were the one who gave me the lightsaber!
Baby Of The Disaster: A stupid excuse
First Brain Cell In The Disaster Lineage: Better than most of them
Sane Member Of The Color Lineage: That's a low bar
Quiet Life: Let's be real, it is a miracle that they even noticed there was another person in the chat
Second Brain Cell In The Disaster Lineage: I resent how accurate that is
Grumpy: And I resent all of you
Baby Mundi: That's fair
Goblin: If I have to see one more message on my comlick, I will kill all of you idiots
Jinx Again: Well that is not a very Jedi thing to say
Younger Mirialan: Did you just use 'Jedi' as an adjective?
Buzz Kill: Master Piell is right... even if he phrased it wrong
Buzz Kill: This conversation has gotten out of hand, we will return to this in the morning
Obliviously Idiotic: Can you please tell Ahsoka to stop hunting me in the meantime?
Baby Of The Disaster: I won't listen
Buzz Kill: The 501st can return to Coruscant if, and only if, the whole company can agree that you will no longer answer your comms will 'Chaos answering'
Obliviously Idiotic: Buzzkill