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Part 1 of The Adventures Of Girlsquad
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2020-04-28
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Don’t Give Star Wars Characters A Phone

Summary:

This is why you don’t give Star Wars characters a phone and let them text each other. There is a 99 percent chance things will get out of hand.

Chapter 1: Stormpilot

Chapter Text

Poe has started a chat room

 

Poe invited Finn

 

Poe: Hi

 

Finn: Hi

 

Poe: So...

 

Rey: SAY IT!!!!! SAY IT!!!!!

 

Poe: Rey what are you doing this is a private chat.

 

Rose: WE’RE GETTING YOU TWO TO ADMIT YOUR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER!!!!!

 

Poe: Rose wut how are you guys doing this THIS IS A PRIVATE CHAT.

 

Rey: She’s a mechanic, I’m a Jedi. We’re a good team.

 

Rose: Just like you two <3

 

Poe: Aren’t you guys supposed to be enjoying girls night or something?

 

Rey: We are. We’re enjoying this immensely :)

 

Rose: Finn, Poe, you guys are cool and all, but when it comes to feelings...

 

Rey: Not so good in the feelings department.

 

Rose: Well most boys aren’t. Trust me, I know from experience!

 

Rey: Experience? Wait...do you have a boyfriend?

 

Rose: Maybe.

 

Rey: GUYS ROSE HAS A KRIFFING BOYFRIEND!!!!!! WHAT’S HIS NAME???

 

Rose: We’ll discuss this later. AnYwAy...you two like each other.

 

Finn: no we don’t!

 

Rose: You told me two weeks ago when Poe was away too long on a mission.

 

Finn: YoU pRoMiSeD nOt To TeLl AnYoNe!!!!

 

Rey: And Poe, you told me yesterday.

 

Poe: ...do you guys talk about us behind our backs?

 

Rose: What do you think girls night is for?

 

Rey: That’s not the point. Point is, you like each other.

 

Poe: Rey-

 

Rey has left the chat

 

Poe: Rose-

 

Rose has left the chat

 

Finn: Did you actually say that?

 

Poe: Yes. You?

 

Finn: Yes.

 

Zorii: YES I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!