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send me cat photos✓
@thecatguy
@whattheghost bought me this
[Picture ID: a person, all that can be seen is the torso with no identifying features, wearing a large green Christmas sweater with a cat on it, playing with an ornament, there is text under it that says "Meow-y Christmas"]
Georgie✓ @whattheghost
Replying to@thecatguy
I'm glad you like it!
send me cat photos✓ @thecatguy
like it? i love it!
Georgie✓ @whattheghost
😻😻
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Avatars? More Like Avastars
webby: are we doing anything for the holidays
Archivist: napping
webby: valid but not what i meant
Helen: Party?
webby: party
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Jon✓
@archivist
Have been tricked into hosting a Holiday Party. I don't even celebrate Christmas.
Nikola @plasticclown
Replying to @archivist
Come on, Jon! It's going to be a blast!!
Jon✓ @archivist
Not sure I want a part of anything you think is a fun time.
Nikola @plasticclown
Hurtful
Sasha @therealone
Replying to @archivist
Am I invited?
Jon✓ @archivist
Do you want to be?
Sasha @therealone
Yes?
Jon✓ @archivist
Yes, you're invited
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Avatars? More Like Avastars
webby: alright everyone say what youre bringing if youre coming to jons tonight
Oliver: This can only go poorly. Ping me when everyone's done so I can get what we'll need from the store
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🛶Tim💛
Tim: I might stay at my place tonight
Jon: i would not blame you if you did
Tim: cool, ill come by tomorrow but your friends are… a lot
Jon: that they are
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send me cat photos✓
@thecatguy
life lesson: have a responsible boyfriend because your friends will only bring crisps to your party
Alexa play Dead! @oLIVEr
Replying to @thecatguy
I love you too
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☕ Martin ☕
Martin: Do you need me to bring anything?
Jon: anything other than crisps
Martin: You don't need anything specific?
Jon: ice cream? i dont know martin its really up to you
…
Jon: Callum would like cupcakes if you want to bring some
Martin: noted!
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Jon's flat was a lot louder than he would have liked it to be. Not only that he had to avoid Sasha and Martin so they didn't ask about his relationship. After their more recent encounters he figured they'd leave it be, at least at work, but this was the flat they supposedly shared.
And he did share it with a partner and he technically shared it with the cat guy, considering that it was him.
For the most part he just hung by Annabelle or joined Callum where he was sitting in the kitchen. There was Christmas music playing from somewhere and he could see a few of his friends dancing around. He really didn't care about the holiday. He hadn't celebrated anything growing up and never sought to change that. Not until Callum came into his life.
The kid had grown up with the holiday and the least he could do was celebrate it with him. He knew the basics from spending a few of them with Georgie and the rest he researched on his own.
His kid seemed happy with the things he'd bought him and even the dinky little tree he'd put up. So Jon was happy too. Even if he had to throw this ridiculous party.
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send me cat photos✓
@thecatguy
partys over, time for naps
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💚 Sasha 💚
Sasha: the cat guy was at the party???
Sasha: Jon?
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Avatars? More Like Avastars
Archivist: [Screenshot of his tweet and Sasha's messages]
Archivist: maybe i should just tell them
webby: wait but its so funny jon dont ruin it
Helen: don't you want to keep up the silly for just a bit longer
Michael: tormenting them through lack of information
Archivist: ….
Archivist: yeah, youre right
webby: ONE OF US
Nikola: ONE OF US
Michael: ONE OF US
Helen: ONE OF US
Oliver: ONE OF US
Gerry: ONE OF US