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Hoseokie added JinJin, Appabear, Yoongi, handsome, screamer, Eomma, Joonie, Jiminie, Meme, aegyo, Taetae, Kookie, and pervert
Hoseokie: wow sO maNy pEoPlE
Taetae: WONHO HYUNG!
Handsome: TAETAE!!!
Jiminie: are we going to be added into a new gc every week?
Hoseokie: damn calm your tits Jiminie
Jiminie: my tits are calm thank you very much
Handsome: there's a girl O-O?
Kookie: NO HES A BOY AND HES MINE
Meme: possessive much?
Kookie: none of your business
JinJin: Kook don't be mean
Kookie: HE STARTED IT
Eomma: oh my god my kids are out of control
Yoongi: why is this happening to me
Joonie: how can I erase my existence from your memories
Yoongi: don't worry it's already erased
JinJin: Yoongi!!
Hoseokie: DONT BE MEAN TO MY BABY
Yoongi: wow Jung Hoseok I see how it is
Hoseokie: I'm sorry do u even have the right to be jealous
Pervert: *whispers* jealousy baby jealousy, jealousy baby jealousy
Meme: stop stealing my lines
Aegyo: what lines lol
Meme: exactly ( justice for Hyungwon 2k19 )
Joonie: why.
Jiminie: same Namjoon Hyung
Pervert: so are u two dating or something?
JinJin: or something
Kookie: they act like it
Yoongi: stfu
Eomma: wow Hyung is actually aggressive I-
Kookie: YOU DIDNT KNOW????
Eomma: LOL NO
Handsome: KIHYUN DONT ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT LIKE HIM
Eomma: ?????? ? I'm innocent?
Appabear: yeah right and I can display emotions
Meme: lmao
Screamer: LMAO INDEED
Joonie: why am I here? Just to suffer?
Aegyo: ^^^^^^^^^^
JinJin: I lost count of how many groups we have
Eomma: oh....this is my second one :')
Aegyo: why does that sound so sad?
Eomma: like your life
Yoongi: this is why you're my friend
Eomma: who said we were friends
Hoseokie: OH MY GOD
Kookie: IMMA SCREENSHOT THIS AND HANG IT ON MY WALL BRB
Jiminie: why are you so mean :(?
Eomma: wtf? Man up dude
TaeTae: IM SORRY WHAT? HOW DARE YOU?!!!!
Kookie: ha a bitch is getting slapped
Eomma: are you talking about me? YAH
JinJin: should we interfere?
Kookie: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY JIMIN
Appabear: I think?
TaeTae: NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT TO CHIMCHIM AND IS LEFT ALIVE
JinJin: you grab your wife and I'll grab my kids
Appabear: actually it might take all of us to grab my wife ;;;
Eomma: DO YOU WISH TO BE SKINNED ALIVE?
Meme: um...as much as I enjoy dark humor this is kinda too much
Eomma: Who tf said it was humor you
tall stick
Meme: ok bye
Appabear: Kihyun that's enough
Eomma: shut up
Screamer: LMFAOOOOOOOOO LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
aegyo: oh boy
Pervert: AYE YOU GO EOMMA
Yoongi: Shownu you're just gonna let Kihyun walk all over you like that?
Eomma: Tf min yoongi
Yoongi: let me see you, you midget
Eomma: midget
Screamer: you won't be able to see him since he's so short
Yoongi: Yeah u right man
Jiminie: but he's also short so he WILL see him
Joonie: oh shit
Yoongi: FUNNY COMING FROM YOU
Joonie: PFFFFTTT
Hoseokie: and the Smurf's collide
Meme: HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHA
Joonie: oh my goD
Eomma: so anyways
JinJin: can't we all get along :(
TaeTae: who even made this
Hoseokie: me :3
Hoseokie: so anyways
Hoseokie: Jungkook you should introduce Changkyun and Yugyeom to each other they'd get along really well :D
Kookie: sure
JinJin: ^^^ my kid being socially awkward
Pervert: i don't meet people
Pervert: I'm content with just my hyungs
aegyo: AWWWWWWWWW KUNKUN
Handsome: *googles how to stop crying*
Eomma: who's cutting onions:'(
JinJin: namjoon
TaeTae: Kookie he's rivaling you in your cuteness
Jiminie: yes we're falling for his charms
Jiminie: ( why is his username pervert tho )
Yoongi: are we going to bully Jungkook now?
JinJin: I think so
Joonie: we're not bullying anyone just stating facts
Joonie: whatcha gon do Jungkookie ~
Kookie: don't care
Meme:
screamer: I fUkcing ChoKed
Pervert: on what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jiminie: so that's why
Jiminie: anyways Changkyun right?
Pervert: yes :)
Jiminie: would you like if hyung treated you for some food sometime? :3
Kookie: PaRK fUkCiNg JImiN
Appabear: they're definitely bullying him
Pervert: in that case
Pervert: yes sure Jiminie hyung <3
Eomma: I raised Satan
Aegyo: well the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Meme:
Handsome: YES YES YES YES YOU GO HONEY IM PROUD OF YOU
screamer: daddy's proud baby T~T
aegyo: did you just refer to yourself as my daddy because gtfo I only have ONe dad and it's Shownu appa
Appabear: that's my boy
Eomma: are you supporting his disrespect towards me?
JinJin: tsk tsk tsk
JinJin: you should definitely get a divorce
Pervert: WOAH THERE I DONT WANT DIVORCED PARENTS THANK U VERY MUCH
Aegyo: I wouldn't mind
Pervert: HUSH U
Yoongi: Kihyun u should get a divorce
Yoongi: if ur husband supports disrespect towards u then he ain't a real husband
Appabear: Hyunnie I love you
Eomma: omg I love you more
Yoongi: Smh
Handsome: cute :(:(:(:(
Meme:
Screamer: our parents love each other don't try to make them get a divorce
TaeTae: can I be apart of your family :'( ours is dysfunctional
Joonie: can we take a moment to clap for Taehyung
Jiminie: *clap clap*
Hoseokie: *clap*
Joonie: he spelled dysfunctional correctly :')
Yoongi: LOL
JinJin: LMAO
Handsome: DONT BE MEAN TO MY BABY
TaeTae: :(
Eomma: can y'all stop saying don't be mean like we're not going to become nice just cause you said that
Yoongi: shut up Kihyun
Eomma: fukc u dude
Yoongi: LeT mE sEe YoU
Eomma: I want to throw confetti at you again so hit me up boi
Yoongi: can you die
Eomma: nope got kids to raise
Pervert: mom <3
Aegyo: I like dad more
Eomma: well KunKun's my favorite child so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Screamer: but what
Handsome: nobody cares
Meme: I do :(
Handsome: don't worry Hyungwonie I'll love you <3
Meme: ew
Joonie: oh my god
Screamer: should've stuck with me :)
Handsome: stfu I'm trying to woo him
Meme: EW INTENSIFIES
Hoseokie: iM rOllInG
Handsome: I LOVE YOU HYUNGWON WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME BACK
Meme: MOM HELP ME
Appa: but I ship it
Eomma: ^^^^
Meme: Oh GoD NO
Handsome: LET ME LOVE YOU
Screamer: uwu
Yoongi: just accept his love Hyungwon
Meme: NO SHUT UP
Kookie: Wonho hyung you should cover if it is you and send it to him that'll make him fall in love
Handsome: I don't take advice coming from someone who has a one sided love
Kookie: TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN HUH? I KNOW JININIE LOVES ME BUT YOU'Re JUST TRUNG TI MAKE US DRIFT APART I HATE EVERUOBE HERE ONR
Hoseokie: Jungkook rn
JinJin: I can't breathe
TaeTae: JIMIN JUST LOVE HIM LMAOOOO
Yoongi: " I know JININIE loves me " lie of the century
Pervert: omg poor baby
Kookie: biTch at lEasT I hAvE soMeOne to LovE
Aegyo: oh shit he got u there
Pervert: who said I don't have someone to love?
Eomma: FETUS SAY WHAT
Aegyo: EXCUSE ME
Meme: WHAT
Pervert: I have my hyungs <3
JinJin: oh my god
Jiminie: can we trade maknaes?
Kookie: I'm literally crying.
Meme: ^^^^ but for different reasons
Kookie: I’m so sick of this fake love
Jiminie: [fake love]
Screamer: y'all better hold me back before I eat up changkyun
Handsome: HE SSO CUTE IM GOING TO CRY WTF HIW CAN A AMKNAE BE so PREXIOUS
Joonie: oh no here comes another idiot who can't spell
Handsome: SQUARE UP BOI
JinJin: haha remember when Joon's username was pervertedsquare?
Hoseokie: oh man good times
Yoongi: good times indeed