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She was an omega, and she was in trouble! Because she was an omega, she had to take very special suppressants because her heat was that powerful, especially around Alphas who were ready to breed her even when she wasn’t in heat. She searched everywhere in her room for it but couldn’t find them. She could actually smell her heat, it was the smell of hot spun sugar, cinnamon, and spices with hints of fresh fruits of pineapples, apples, bananas, and sweetness. Many omegas weren’t aware of their scent but she was and it was the most sought after smell.
“Looking for these?” she turned. Her stepbrother was at the door with the bottle of pills.
“Ahhh Nii-chan! You can’t! I need those!”
“Do you?” he smirked, “Slutty little omegas need to be bred and you’re just about ripe for someone to breed with,”
“B-But I’m not ready!”
“Yeah you are and if you’re not, I can have some fun until you are, so what’ll it be? Me or another Alpha?” Holly was resigned to her fate and immediately grabbed her bag and ran out of the house. She had to quickly get to school because if she didn’t, then every Alpha within a mile’s radius was going to pound on her and try and breed with her and they’ll start FIGHTING over here. She didn’t want to cause a war, again. She managed to get a ride with a Beta and was soon off to school. This school was different. This school trained Alphas and Omegas and Betas how to be in society. It was a weirdly structured no man’s land of sex and violence where Alphas were taught and trained to be aggressive and sexually satisfying with a few Alpha-less omegas there to be breeding holes. It was a place of pure sexual chaos. It was also a place where Alphas found and marked their omegas. She was a prime omega female that was just ripe and virginal and pure but her scent was potent to all Alphas around because she was that elite. She had her school bag and walked to school with her head held high. She had to make it through the day until she could get more pills. The uniform was a miniskirt and crop top and today she was wearing her white pure panties. She was a virgin after all and she had to show it. She made it inside and she saw telltale signs of Alphas training omegas and human toilets providing services. Crocodile was ready, chained to his wall, butthole clean for his group of Alphas, Cook, the slutty moo cow was cleaning the subhumans who were gloryholes. She smiled at her. Holly humphed and turned her head. She couldn’t be seen talking to such filth.
“You better watch yourself, omega,” said Katherina glaring at her from her locker. Katherina was a mid ranking Alpha that had marked an ex omega of the Supreme Alpha. Holly jumped a bit when she saw her. She was scary but pretty, “I can smell you from here. I should breed you here and now,”
“Not before I do,” said Reiju smirking from behind, “I mean it’s not everyday a sexy omega comes around. Oh? And unmarked?”
“Probably a slut omega,” said the mysterious new boy from Onaw. The son of a mega alpha dragon, Keido. He was handsome with a large thick bulge that was leaking out of his pants, showing just how much he wanted her. She knew he probably has hundreds of omegas under him like his father and she didn’t want to share. Rumors had it that he and the Alpha Prince along with a few others would fuck each other to let off steam, then take their frustrations out on their poor omegas but once again those were rumors, “Just like Killer’s little onahole,”
“You mean _______________?! Yeah total slut that’ll do anything for a bite,” said Reiju, tittering under her hand.
“But I bet this Holly omega is nice and tight, perfect for breeding~” said the half dragon alpha boy. Reiju and Katherina lifted their skirts and two long girthy cocks sprouted from their privates, hard and leaky ready for action but as swollen and leaky as Yamato’s. The three alphas closed in on the beautiful, vulnerable omega when there was a throat clearing from behind.
“Clear off you three, you know the rule, no breeding until breeding season,” said the Alpha Teacher Mr. Rosinante, next to him was his sweaty omega bitch with fucked up teeth, hence her mask. She was a plain looking woman who was long since branded. She didn’t have any other options but Mr. Rocinante and anyone could tell. She was dressed in a tight mini dress with a see through net top, showing off her lewd breasts.
“But sir, she’s in heat!” Katherina whined, “She’s begging to be bred like a slut!”
“Once she takes her medication she’ll be fine, now get going,” they slinked away. He then sneered at Holly, “Get to the bathroom and take care of yourself,”
“Yes sir!” he then smirked at the Omega Bitch.
“Ready to suck Daddy off, slut?” she nodded looking flustered, juice leaking from her pants. She was a shameless whore. He tugged on her collar via leash and guided her to a corner. Holly watched in interest and horror as the Omega Bitch started giving him an obscene bj in front of everyone. How lewd and crass!
“Law, say hi to your mother?” said Rocinante in a mocking tone
“A filthy bitch like that isn’t suitable to be anyone’s mother. I’d rather die to have someone like her as my mother,” Rocinante laughed cruelly
“You’d really thing an Alpha like Law would consider a breeding bitch to his mother and we’ll be a family? You’re just a glorified cocksleeve, bitch!” Holly kept walking. Omegas had a place but usually by their Alpha’s side but human toilets and unmarked Omegas were different, especially after they were bred. It was just another day and she could smell heats everywhere and hopefully she can go unnoticed. She could see Smoker and Crocodile both being fucked against the wall by some male and female Alphas. Professor Rengoku was lecturing while his slutty moo cow Cook gave him a blowjob. Deuce was currently riding Katherina while she studied next to Law. She wanted to change schools but this was the closest and nicest one in the area.
“Holly, molly how goes it love?” Killer was behind her holding a leash. Attached to the leash was the most pathetic omega bitch at school, ________________ herself. She was a slutty, orphan omega who was adopted by the Newgate Family to be bred to be a breeding tool for all of the members when she became of age but most notably Ace. But soon since she was no longer his favorite toy, they gave her to other omegas until eventually she was too worn out to be anyone’s and had to basically stay with anyone who would want her, hence now she was Killer’s for now. She guessed Killer liked her but she wasn’t sure. Killer was an Alpha slut, “Say hello, ___________________,”
“Hello, Holly-sama, nice to see you again,”
“I don’t have to speak to you,” said Holly flippantly. _________________ looked down. She was lower than Holly even by omega standards and she knew this.
“Bitchy, I love it,” said Killer laughing but pet __________________ fondly, “So what do you say? I can always use another cute onahole,”
“I would NEVER be one of your girls, Killer!”
“I don’t see why not, I take care of mine, love,”
“You mean for entertainment!” he laughed
“True but for an hour of entertainment you get room, board, and a place to sleep and pretty things. Speaking of, you and Juliette have dildo time today at noon,” ___________________ looked horrified. He chuckled, “don’t worry about it, I’ll clean you up later but get ready will you,” he smacked her ass and she ran away, “Oh! And check on Penny!”
“You’re filth! You take in slutty unmarked omegas and just string them along!”
“What I provide is protection from becoming human toilets, that’s it,” he shrugged, “And speaking of slutty, you’re in heat, aren’t you?”
“W-What of it?”
“Be a shame if an Alpha just marked you right now and you two would be bonded forever,” he smirked. She backed away. Without warning Killer blew a whistle that she couldn’t hear but she knew what it was. It was a Signal Whistle! Suddenly an army of Alphas came running from out of nowhere with their literal cocks out coming to breed her. She ran for it, Reiju and Hiyori were in the lead, cocking swing to and fro and hard cock wanting to breed her tight little hole. Katherina wasn’t too far behind with Yamato and Law. Holly ran into the school’s basement and took a DEEP breath. The Alpha ran past the room in a frenzy looking for her. That was close. But she knew no one would really follow her into the basement. Many of the students were stupid, she was one of the few smart Omega. She sighed in relief. She had to get her heat under control. She didn’t want to be marked yet…well she did have someone in mind but she knew taming this wild beast would be problematic for her. He was a feral Alpha in school and was top tier and could have any omega he wanted. Suddenly, she could smell her heat again and she started to drip at the mere thought of this man. Just then, she felt someone behind her. She turned and saw the mysterious freckled Alpha at the door. He could smell her, she just knew it. He smirked and closed the door behind him. She froze, this wasn’t just ANY Alpha, this was THE Alpha, the SUPREME Alpha. Portgas D. Ace! The freckled Adonis himself, the Alpha that reigned before all. He was the son of a demon, raised by am Alpha king and was a sexual feral primal man since his balls dropped. His father of course took precautions of getting him a personal omega onahole aka ____________________ to teach him to fuck but hard and without abandon. Now that she was no use to him, he wanted something better and went though omega after omega recently breaking up with his final most clingy one named Juliette, who was now Killer’s bottom bitch, lest she wanted to end up like Crocodile and Smoker who were the school toilets now. She shuddered at the thought of being a school toilet and was glad she was never close to being that. That was for the most defiant and slutty omegas who were the property of the school or anyone who claimed them that day. He took a deep whiff and growled.
“Naughty little omega~” he purred at the sight of her, licking his lips as though he could taste her from his position, “You purposely didn’t take your pills so you can flaunt your heat and be my breeder~”
“No-No! Excuse me, I need to go!” it was against the rules for an omega such as her to disobey an Alpha but she didn’t care! That was until he grabbed her and pressed her against the wall. She pushed away and made a break for it but tripped over a trashcan and now ass up in the air presenting herself to Ace, and of all days for her to forget to wear underwear. She swore she did, but then she remembered that she was talking to Tachibana when she was getting ready and she must have just forgotten. She could feel the cold air on her privates as Ace chuckled. She tried to run but he grabbed her by one of her cheeks and flipped up her skirt. He was rubbing her most private area. She could feel her juice gushing out.
“Well….finally you know your place…” she bit her lips and a sense of dread washed over her the moment she heard his pants unbuckling… “Now hush darling…and let Daddy breed you~”
***
“NOPE, NOPE, NOPE! DONE!” said Ace getting up, “SOOOOOOO FUCKIN’ DONE! I THINK I’M GOING TO BE SICK!” Yet again, another fanfic made its way into Ace’s possession. This time it was shoved into his bag. When he got home, he went to retrieve a leftover bento and found it. He flipped through the first page and immediately called in __________________, Luffy, Deuce, Hiyori, and Yamato. Then they called the council to meet and have a good read thinking it was like the first fanfic…it was not.
“What the FUCK?!” said Deuce
“Thirsty isn’t even enough to describe that BS!” said Katherina, “What’s her weird ass fixation with me?!”
“I think she likes it when you’re mean to her,” said Hiyori giggling, “Never pegged her to be a masochist,”
“Ugh, now I don’t know how to treat the weird bitch,”
“I’m rather insulted that I’m an omega!” said Deuce, “I’m in a committed relationship with a beauty! Especially with all of the hot and heavy sessions! Kitty tel—,”
“I. WILL. MURDER. YOU!” she said blushing
“Who forgets to put on underwear in a mini skirt?!” said Luffy, “Wouldn’t she get cold?!”
“In theory but this is fanfic logic,” said Deuce, “It’s a no man’s land where logic doesn’t exist,”
“I kind of liked this one,” said Killer, “Especially with her describing Yamato’s leaky, swollen cock and me being a harem master,”
“And I’m PROUD of my leaky swollen cock!” said Yamato laughing
“I miss the boobas!” said __________________
“You would and that’s because you had a harem of omegas and ________________ was your personal onahole,” said Law
“Once again, I see no problem with that,” Killer winked, “Right __________________?”
“Well I WAS taken care of,” she laughed.
“Damn right. I know how to treat my harem girls,”
“Get a room, you two!” said Yamato laughing. Killer smirked.
“Not a bad id—,”
“NO!” Ace snapped back.
“Why not? It’s not like you have your name on her or anything,”
“YOU DON’T EITHER!” Killer raised an eyebrow, took out a marker and casually wrote his name on ________________’s arm.
“There, mine,”
“HEY!” Ace growled and grabbed a marker and tried the same. ________________ jumped away and hid behind Katherina who had rubbing alcohol ready, “________________ get back here so I can write on you!”
“NO! Don’t write on me!”
“Seriously, on what planet did she think this is okay?” said Zoro.
“Why in the fuck am I marimo’s omega?!” said Sanji
“Because you’re a fuckin’ bottom,”
“FUCK YOU!”
“Respect your Alpha!”
“So we can grow dicks now? Good to know,” said Hiyori, “And mine is thick and veiny and pulsing! Is that a sign of healthy libido?”
“You were naked for most of it,” said Yamato, “Not that it was a bad thing,”
“Alas, I would if I could. Awww Yama-kun you wanna see me naked~”
“N-No!”
“And this was just the first chapter,” said _______________, “Do we dare finish it?”
“Wait, wait I’m here!” Perona flew in on her umbrella and landed on Yamato, “Don’t start without me!”
“We already did!” said Zoro, “Where the hell were you?”
“Unlike SOME selfish people with NO sense of direction and the emotional empathy of a blunt butter knife, I got everyone some snacks because they were cute and on sale! Also what did I miss?!”
“Summary, it’s an omegaverse, everyone is fucking each other, and Holly accidentally ran and tripped and had her ass out for Alpha Ace to breed her,” said Yamato
“Oh gross!”
“Gross indeed, like who’d want to be Ace’s omega anyway?” everyone turned as a familiar face appeared from the shadows. Luffy grinned and immediately ran to a young girl wearing headphones with her hair in fluffy loops, one side was red and one side was right and the white cover her eye.
“UTA!”
“Long time no see!” said Hiyori
“Good to see you all again!” she smiled then grinned at Katherina, “Katherina,”
“Uta,” the teens put more wood on the bonfire
“Soooo what did I miss?”
“A fanfic from Ace’s weird stalker,” said Zoro
“Oh her! Seriously, what does anyone see in a boy with weird freckles everywhere?”
“Probably the same reason why people get weird when a girl with white and red hair appears,” said Katherina.
“Oh ouch, Kitty!” Uta placed her hand on her chest, “You wound me so,”
“Too bad it’s not with a blunt object,”
“Those two fighting is fascinating,” Deuce whispered to Killer
“You can feel the tensional respect. I want to say it’s a place of love but I seriously wonder,” Hiyori grabbed more meat and marshmallows downstairs, Perona had more copies made and sent it to others for a quick laugh, and Deuce grabbed more drinks as they all hunkered down and continued. After getting through the next few chapters, they’ve regretted their decision almost instantly, right to the point that they had stopped eating and were intently listening to this dumpster fire.
“....Did we just read Pops ejaculating onto Windmill Village and had it rain his literal cum for everyone to dance and bathe in it,” said Deuce
“The FUCK is wrong with her?!” said Ace
“Never mind that! SMOKER FUCKED RIVER! AS A CAT!” said ___________________
“I can never unread that!” said Yamato
“WHY WAS SHANKS AND JINBEI 69ing?!” shrieked Uta, “GROSS! THERE WAS NO REASON FOR THAT!”
“PWP, Porn without Plot,” said Killer shuddering, “And that was definitely PWP,”
“That was the WHOLE fic,” said Yamato looking visibly disgusted, “Like there’s Ace and her scenes in it but it’s like she wanted to humiliate every single person she doesn’t like! Like what did Yuzuriha and Akane do to her?!”
“Yuzuriha because she’s prettier and super trendy,” said Uta, “Remember she was the first to start bringing designer bags to school, remember?”
“How did you know?” said Katherina
“Luffy and Nami keeps me posted about these things,”
“Are we just going to gloss over the shit bukkake with Lesser?” said Hiyori
“Or Crocodile as a wall sex slave begging people to “give him cummies”,” said Katherina shuddering, “Or the idea that me and Law are secretly fucking. He’s my BROTHER!”
“And I’m getting real tired of her “Ussop is a monkey” implications,” said Zoro, “And why did I give Perona anal?!”
“I TOLD YOU SHE HAD AN INCEST KINK!”
“And I can do better than Zoro!” said Perona, “Seriously! He probably would get lost looking for the BITS!”
“HEY!”
“LEARN YOUR DIRECTIONS!”
“I bet he knows where everything is~ especially with that stamina, it’ll be fun with him trying,” said Hiyori
“HIYORI!”
“TMI!”
“I’m taking this to Lesser and Sengoku,” said Law standing up, “I’m done with this,”
“Wow, it finally came to that,” said ___________________
“She has issues, we have entertained her bullshit for too long, and it’s harassment now. Especially how she portrays Ace, Usopp and _________________. Ace is the Pirate Prince and does NOT need this shit. Usopp is not her fuckin’ punchline for every little belittlement and I’m sick of her calling ________________ and making it seem like she’s a slut. Nothing wrong with that but it’s HER business. Not to mention I did NOT want to read her sick ass fantasy about Cora publicly shaming and fucking Lesser. I did NOT want to relive seeing him balls deep in Lesser in the mating position with Berg and HERE IT FUCKIN’ IS! So yeah! I’m reporting this,”
“And I’m pretty sure that Reiju and Kid can and will kill Holly if they read this,”
“Serves her right,” said Katherina, “I mean what makes her think I’m even remotely attracted to her. I have options,”
“And standards,” said Deuce, “I’m really wondering what’s her issue with her boyfriends being bisexual?”
“‘Because bi guys are like SO hawt!’” said Killer in his best ‘pick me’ Holly voice, “It’s a weird teen girl fantasy where her love interest likes boys and will fuck on in front of her as an act or voyerism,”
“Like that one fic where Yamato shoves his meat stick into Ace’s butt!” said Luffy
“Exactly!”
“WHAT THE FUCK?!” said Ace
“Sorry, thought you knew about that,” Ace cringed, “Apparently you did not,”
***
“WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS?!”
“So I’m guessing you read the part about your penis,” said Carrie. Currently, a small group of nobility students were having their weekly get together. Carrie, Yumeko, and Reiju were having their tea and cakes when Carrie was sent the message via Cash from the next room from the boy’s side. After reading the first few pages, Reiju was seething. She was not only mortified that she was about this slanderous, poorly written piece of trash but how DARE she write that she had a penis that just GREW from her crotch and to breed with other people?! What the FUCK?!
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you this fired up before, it’s refreshing,” said Yumeko smiling nervously, “I didn’t fare too well either. Me blowing men after losing a bet? It’s an intriguing notion but I don’t think I would be stupid enough to fall for clever cheating tactics,”
“She’s implying you’re losing on purpose, girl,” said Carrie
“Ohhhh…I would only do that if _______________ was involved or Hiyori~”
“And Reiju must be pissed if she hasn’t given you a death glare already,”
“I’m going to buy her and her entire family and sell them to Water 7 or some place where I will NEVER see her again!” Reiju was shaking in fury, “I want her to suffer! I will sell her ass to a Human Shop and we’ll SEE just how uppity she’s going to be!”
“Whoa, whoa calm down!” said Sanji. He was currently doing prep when he stopped to hear the latest cringe fic. The more that was read, the angrier Reiju became and getting his sister angry was a task in itself.
“SHE TOLD EVERYONE I HAD A PENIS!”
“I would seriously think that would be ground for murder or at least revenge,”
“Not helping, Yuu-chwan!”
“I’m with Rei-chan on this one,” said Carrie, “It’s one thing to harass Ace but it’s another thing to fuck with someone you don’t know, especially a royal. I mean if we did it, Reiju wouldn’t speak to us for a week, if __________________ did it, Reiju would probably laugh it off, but the fact of the matter is that she LIKES us and we’re friends. Holly isn’t close to us and it’s a sign of disrespect,”
“Really, she got away the first time and still hadn’t learned her lesson. Then again, ___________________ gave her an out but everyone knew she had an Ace fixation,” said Yumeko, “Now this is slander, harassment, and character assassination, though the big difference is that it's confirmed that she’s insane,”
“Insane is an understatement, I think she’s clinically unhinged,” said another girl in the room. She was calmly sipping her tea. She had playful soft features, long glossy light brown curls, deep blue-green eyes, with warm skin However the most unique feature about her was the golden freckles on her face and arms.
“Yeah between, you, __________________, Penny, and Miss Lesser, I don’t think she like any of you very well,”
“I don’t know what I’ve done to receive her wrath but I was Killer’s harem girl so that’s a step up?”
“Hell I want to be Killer’s harem girl,” said Carrie
“You wouldn't,” said Cash, “But for some reason she had us fucking,”
“Fucking GROSS!”
“I don’t know what her obsession with incest but there it is,” said Yumeko, “But alas, Juliette’s only crime is being the former girlfriend of her darling Alpha Male Ace~”
“If insulting me makes her happy, then why not?” said Juliette, “But please Reiju, do calm down,”
“I will not and may I remind you that she had you and __________________ fucking each other ass to ass with a big black double ended dildo?” Juliette cringed.
“I remember, yes,”
“So let's make a tally of how many powerful families she’s insulted?” said Yumeko making a tally on a piece of paper, “The Jabami Clan, the Vinsmoke Family, the Donquixote Family, the Golding Family, the Whitebeard Family, the Franky Family, the Kid Pirates, the Strawhats, the Heart Pirates, the Maids, the Capulet Family, the DeNoire Family, The Daemonium Family and Miss Reina herself therefore the Anguilla Clan which is usually a death sentence,”
“It’s like she wants to die!”
“I say we give her her wish,” said Belphie coming in, “I mean it would be fitting,”
“You got off easy,” said Juliette
“Did I? I was fucking Beel. I love my twin but yeeeeah,”
“Again with the incest. Poor thing can’t imagine close siblings without a sexual aspect,”
“I was a harem master with Killer. Why does she think I’m stupid?” said Beel, “Personally I think the incest thing is some kind of deep rooted thing with her and her new brother,”
“Because she thinks you’re a meathead jock that’s good for one thing,”
“With a hot ass,” said Carrie, “Not that I’ve been looking,”
“I have, it’s a beautiful ass,” said Yumeko chuckling, “And yes I think it’s because her new brother has that bad boy appearance and he does look like his Dad,”
“Those Tachibana genes are strong,”
“VERY,”
***
Four adults were sitting in the living room in silent shock, horror, and disgust. Another man was making coffee for everyone. While it was brewing, he joined a mermaid who was reading on the couch. They all finished reading the long fanfic and couldn’t help but laugh, then were horrified, and then were speechless that this came from a teenage girl.
“So…what I’m getting is that in the omegaverse…universe, the alphas are dominate sexually aggressive caretakers and the tops, betas are normal, and omegas are breeder subs?” said Iceberg
“Mhm, it’s actually a very fascinating genre when done right,” said Miss Ribbon, “There’s actually a few good novels and yaoi manga that touch upon it and use it well,”
“Okay, but what about the futanari aspect?”
“Another fetish,” said Franky, “Some men love the aspect of getting pegged by a woman but with a woman’s body,”
“Alright, what about the shit play?”
“Absolutely disgusting. That is one completely the little deranged girl,” said Aokiji
“Hey, hey! There will be no kink shaming in this house!” said Franky
“May I remind you, a girl grew a penis to fuck Smoker, Crocodile and Smoker engaged in ass to mouth, Smoker got horny and had sex with River in his true kitty form, then Penny was forced to lay eggs in front of the school, and please don’t make me go back to the bukkake scene between a group of boys and girls who are all underage,” said Miss Ribbon, “Then the scat bukkake which implied Lesser as the one in the middle. Not to mention the bits with us in it,”
“....Okay, okay but to be fair, those bits were kind of hot. I like the part where you pegged me hard against the wall, baby,” Franky winked at her. She gave a smirk and sipped her tea.
“So last week?”
“You wanna make me moan again?~”
“Always,”
“TMI you two!” said Berg
“She had me as some kind of weird pimp to girls. Really gross if you ask me since most of the girls were on the itty bitty titty committee,” said Aokiji, “At least give me some credit. I’m a man of culture and teenage squirrel tits isn’t one of them,”
“I think I came out on top in this one. I did get to have Lesser with Rocinante while people cheered. The little creep has an obsession with humiliating Lesser, Smoker, and _____________ as much as she could. Couldn’t get into it because you can tell this girl has only watched porn or yaoi, not to mention the grammar and poor spelling. The mind of a teenage girl is an enigma,”
“Don’t lump in all teenage girls in this,” said Kokoro, “Yes, teenage girls can be just as awkward and weird as teenage boys but this is a strange border of normal and psychotic,”
“It’s terrifyingly cringy,” said Miss Ribbon, “You can tell who she likes or doesn’t like. Juliette’s only crime was being Ace’s girlfriend for a while and well we all know how she feels about ________________. But if you pay even closer attention, her views are quite clear, all fishmen are well, just stupid sub beings in her eyes, Ussop and Aokiji as well,”
“Do girls go through a phase like that?!” said Franky, “Besides the elitism,”
“Mhm but none will willingly give it to their love interest as a love proclamation and a second attempt as well,”
“There was first?!” said Berg
“Mhm, apparently she wrote and it became the school’s spring play. The kids all played their roles well! Even Lesser and Rocinante joined in. It was all in good fun but this…this is actually pretty disturbing,”
“Disturbing is an understatement,” said Aokiji coming in with the coffee, “Everyone’s out for blood. Sengoku is figuring out the damage control at the moment. Think she went too far this time because a bunch of noble kids and powerful families are in this. Sengoku ain’t happy,”
“I don’t blame him!” said Kokoro, “This is disgusting! Weird and outright disturbing! Not to mention what she put poor Penny through!”
“I’m not one to kink shame but you can tell this chick reads a lot of hentai, yaoi, and porn. Does she have a hobby?” said Franky, “I mean I KNOW none of us can't talk with the amount of sex talk and porn about but seriously, there’s more to life,”
“Gymnastics but she’s gotten lazy lately,” said Miss Ribbon, “Sophie has been carrying the team. They even thought about recruiting __________________, Vivi, and Plum but they all have other duties as well,”
“Speaking of, does Kid know?” The entire room went silent.
“Well…the town is still intact,” said Berg
“Nothing is on fire,” said Franky, “And nothing has blown up,”
“I hope to god he doesn’t. I’m pretty sure he’ll rearrange the entire school,” said Aokiji
“And probably kill the author,” said Berg sighing, “He has the worst mentor when it comes to handling his emotions,”
“Hey fuck you man!” said Franky
“Thank god he wears pants,”
“Let me guess, you guys read the story?” said Tom coming into the house with Kiwi, and Mozu in tow.
“We tried making it into another drinking game!” said Kiwi laughing
“But it became weirder and weirder so we stopped,” said Mozu shuddering
“Especially the public egg laying scene with the girl with curls,”
“That was Penny,” said Aokiji. The pair looked horrified.
“WHAT THE FUCK?!” they said in unison, “WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER?!”
“Yeah, the sex robot scene was me and Franky,” said Miss Ribbon, “The two omegas with the double end toy was _________________ and Juliette,”
“Okay now I feel sick,” said Kiwi, “We stopped at Chapter Three,”
“Good call, it gets worse from there,” said Aokiji, “Also, rum or vodka in your coffee?”
“RUM!”
“Sooooooo does Kid know?” said Mozu.
“Nope....the town is intact,” said Miss Ribbon
“And there’s no screaming and shouting and threats of violence and disembowelment,” said Berg
“Alright then it’s settled, NO ONE tells Kid,” said Tom
“We can’t stop him from going to school, even though he hates it seventy percent of the time,” said Kiwi
“Especially since his incentive to go is to literally see his little Penny,” said Kokoro, “And I’m pretty sure if he knew what was written about his Pen-Pen he’s going to go on a rampage tonight,”
“Should we just drug him?” said Mozu
“I second that,” said Aokiji, “I can get something from the office,”
“....tempting but no,” said Miss Ribbon, “I would say give him a pointless task,”
“You know that’s not gonna work,” Killer said walking in, “Especially if he thinks something is up. Best thing we can do is keep him home and think it was his idea to stay home,”
“Welcome home, honey,” said Miss Ribbon smiling
“Coffee?”
“Please and can I get rum in it?” Aokiji started pouring.
“Hey!” said Kokoro
“No, no he needs it,” said Franky, “What’s going on the outside, Killer?” Killer downed his coffee and sighed loudly.
“Holly is going to have plenty of people lining up to beat the living shit out of her or out for blood. I know for a fact Reiju and Katherina are going after her. Deuce can hold Kitty back temporarily, Sanji can handle his sister, somewhat, I know Kaya is going to be angry, Plum…shit forgot about Plum, she’s almost as bad as Kid when it comes to Penny,”
“....HOW MANY PEOPLE DID SHE INSULT IN HER STORY?!” said Tom, “I had to stop after Whitebeard ejaculated all over Windmill Village,” the room looked at him, “Page 13,”
“That was him?!”
“I can pretty much tell you everyone she wronged in here. She got Saki big time. I had to lock Heat in the barn until he cooled off with Saki and I had to do damage control,”
“Saki too?!” said Kiwi and Mozu, “What did she do?!”
“Being prettier than Holly,”
“Okay, that’s petty,” said Mozu
“And to make it worse, she found out about what happened and she put it in the fic. Thank god no one believes her,”
“I don’t follow,” said Tom, “What happened with Saki-chan?”
“Oh, well, Saki was a bland naive little thing until she got a makeover, got better clothes and things like that, thanks to her mother. Kid and Killer saved her from some scummy man who tried to drug her drink at karaoke,” said Miss Ribbon, “They brought her here, she stayed a few days until her parents came back in town and in the meantime, she and Heat started getting close and eventually started dating. Kid and Killer and the others have been really boosting her self esteem and she even got better friends, who were trying to get her to do compensated dating. She’s been working and saving and just being a great student. By the way, is that karaoke guy still in the hospital?”
“Hell if I know,” said Killer, “Last time I heard he pissed off the wrong people and got turned into a whore himself,”
“Oh, well. Yeah that’s Saki’s main trouble. She’s sweet but naive. Well with her makeover, her father came in and tried to sleep with her. She got scared, Heat and her were in a co-op on their game and he called the Marines. Her mother accused her of her trying to seduce her husband and refused to let her come back home and she’s been here since,”
“So she’s the omega who was banging her Dad and the monster!” said Franky
“I can guess how Holly found out about it through Saki’s old shitty friends but Heat is super protective of her and she’s been hanging out with Yumeko, Kaya, and Vivi and she’s been having that beautiful thing called self respect,” said Killer sighing, “But yeah, Holly’s a sick bitch. I would say everyone just avoid him and I’ll call him and tell him that Penny isn’t at school and he’ll probably not go,”
“Here’s hoping,” said Kokoro, “You get some sleep,”
“Waaaaaay ahead of you,” he kissed Miss Ribbon and went upstairs.
“I think I’ll follow him and turn in,” said Miss Ribbon, “I have a bad feeling about Monday and getting mentally prepared is the best course of action,”
“So basically we have to keep this from Kid for two days?” said Mozu
“Mhm, no one mention it, no one and mean NO ONE and someone find Saki and let her know as well,” said Aokiji
“Oh it!” said Mozu and Kiwi
***
The Whitebeard household looked absolutely horrified. Deuce brought it up to their attention as to why Ace was acting strangely and why they were all on the rooftop having a bonfire. Izo started reading it out loud and then slowly became more and more uncomfortable with every single scene until he had to stop reading all together. Then they just started to skim through with Izo giving them a play by play until the fanfic was done. The look of horror was etched onto their faces.
“The fuck did we just read?” said Curiel
“Pops ejaculating and causing a flood all over Windmill Village,” said Rakugo
“And it rained his semen and people were dancing in it,” said Speed Jill, “WHY IS THAT A THING?!”
“And people got pregnant from it and apparently he’s Holly’s Long Lost Father!” said Vista
“I’m sure it has something to do with deep psychological issues!” said Thatch
“WHY DID MY DAUGHTER GROW A DICK?!” said Oden
“Seriously?!” said Haruta, “I swear I’m too young to be reading this!”
“You know what boobs are, you should be okay,” said Curiel
“I’m more concerned at the way she described dicks,” said Fossa, “She either reads a lot of yaoi or spied on a few boys!”
“Hey Ma, do little girls go through this phase?” said Thatch
“Hell no!” said Flora looking visibly disgusted, “Yes all teenagers go through weird awkward phases and can be little walking pots of boiled over hormones but this is next level,”
“That child has some SERIOUS issues,” said Izo
“Serious is an understatement,” said Whitebeard, shuddering and looking utterly horrified, “I know it’s not a generational thing but what’s with children these days?!”
“Not kids, just Holly,” said Fossa, “Apparently, it’s been getting worse,”
“HOW is this NOT worse?!” said Jozu, “Didn’t she stalk Ace?”
“Mhm,” said Curiel, “Kitty, _________________, and the Nurses had to pull her off him while Pops called Mom,”
“But it’s not the worst thing,” said Fossa, “Remember that Blake bastard? The one who dumped Kitty?” the men looked angry at the thought, “Yeah him, well, he dumped her for Holly because Holly puts out and Katherina was too “Frigid”,”
“Tch, Kitty-chan has standards,” said Thatch
“Seriously,”
“Well, let’s just say that he decided to devote himself to her,”
“That girl must have a magic box,”
“IZO!”
“WHAT?!”
“Anyway, she made a franken boyfriend with all of the traits she liked from different boys. So there’s a boy at school that smells and looks like Ace with Killer’s long hair, Sanji’s blond hair color, Law’s eyes and personality, and Kid’s fierceness and…Yamato’s horns,”
“....isn’t there a room in Impel Down for that?” said Atmos, “Or therapy,”
“Her mother refuses,” said Marco, “She’s still underage and her mother refuses because her daughter is a manic pixie dream girl and so misunderstood,”
“Wait until she’s seventeen,” said Speed Jill, “That behavior is going to get her killed. Didn’t she get the Sun Pirates’ jolly roger?”
“Only to impress Ace and then she cried tried to get it off because it was associated with fishmen,” said Namur, “________________ called her out on it saying it was disgusting to say what she said about Fishmen and she tried to get her bullied for it. Apparently there was some girl talking about her and Koala shouldn’t be teaching or doing fishmen martial arts because it was appropriating something. She even tried to get Jinbei to do some ancient dance from like a hundred years ago. He said it was insulting and the girl immediately stopped and said he wasn’t a “true” fishman,”
“And that’s the problem with some of these kids,” said Flora, “It’s one thing to fight for a cause or what you believe in, it’s another to create a problem or issue in order for you to have something to fight against. Being a teenager is hard enough without creating more drama. Yes teenage girls can be just as weird as teenage boys maybe weirder but never act upon your weird fantasies. It’s one of the main reasons why we read romance novels and manga,”
“I agree, hell _________________ and Kitty have a collection of yaoi and hentai manga and the boys found out the hard way. But it’s natural for them to read, fantasize and fawn but this…this is just sick, especially since she truly wants to act upon this,”
“Where are her parents?!” said Oden
“Her mother juggles cock sooooo the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree,” said Izo. Oden cocks his head a bit, “...she has a lot of sex with different men and I’m pretty sure she’s trying to pin Holly on the new man,”
“...I’m seriously thinking about pulling them out and homeschooling again,” said Whitebeard, “That young girl is dangerous and my priority is making sure they’re all safe. This isn’t the first incident and won’t be the last. She talks about wanting __________________ to be humiliated and hurt as much as possible and the way she paints Ace and Kitty is disturbing. Ace is already under a microscope because of his lineage and Kitty because of her Kuro, Ink, and Devon. They’re trying to move away from those stereotypes only for someone to reiterate that they’re dangerous because they’re families are,”
“I know it’s tempting but it’s been good for them,” said Marco, “Not to mention, despite some hardships, they’ve been thriving and making a lot of friends and between Luffy, __________________, and Ace, the students are all happily coexisting with each other. Deuce is finally getting help with his writing and Kitty, well, we’ve seen the results ourselves, especially since she’s been living at the Rocinante house and dating Deuce. They’re all pretty happy for the most part if Holly wasn’t there to basically crazy up everything,”
“He’s right,” said Speed Jill, “I think the kids still being there are doing them a whole lot of good for everyone. The equality thing is hammered in, the students are comfortable living in the school, they picked up better skills, and they’ve been giving the Marines a run for their money,”
“But there’s still the Holly situation,” said Flora, “I still say ___________________ needs to beat the living shit out of her once,”
“I second it,” said Fossa, “Sometimes someone just needs a good ass kicking,”
“True but we all know that ___________________ laying her hands on Holly would result in her getting permanently damaged, especially if she puts some feeling into it,” said Rakugo, “Especially since she’s been working at that construction site, she can pack a punch now,”
“So what are we going to do?” said Kingdew
“Be prepared for the fallout on Monday,” said Whitebeard, “there’s going to be so many students after her, not to mention Crocodile and the Marines, then there’s Reiju and Juliette and her family,”
“She got Juliette too?!” said Curiel
“Chapter two the girl with golden freckles,”
“What did Jules do?!”
“Dating our freckled weirdo,” said Izo
“Jeez, the pettiness is strong is this one,” said Vista
“It’s fascinatingly sad,”
“Alright, here’s what we’re going to do, first, the kids’ favorite meals and snacks on hand, don’t tease Ace about this at all this isn’t a laughing matter,” said Whitebeard.
“Yeah there’s no way we’re teasing him about a literal stalker,” said Atmos.
“Finally all hands on deck on Monday because if I know Kid, Kitty, Plum, and even _______________ to an extent, things are not going to end well. Marco be there to pick them up at noon,”
“Got it,”
“Thatch food ready, Curiel and Fossa bail money if necessary, someone get in contact with Rocinante in case of witness protection,”
“Yes Pops,” in the other room, five women were reading the deranged fanfic that Deuce gave out around the table. Three of the women were drinking sake, the fourth was drinking milk, and the last was having a soda. They were the only two that tuned out the last new chapters as the other three summarized it as best they could.
“Jeez as much as I want to beat the living shit out of Lesser 95% of the time, not even she deserves this humiliation,” said a redheaded woman reading the stack of papers, “Surprised she hadn’t beaten the brat’s face in,”
“She does have a surprisingly a lot of self control,” said a stiff woman with glasses, “Though I have to admit she got Perv on the nail,”
“Honestly what kind of deranged shit is this?!” said a blonde with green eyes.
“Are we just going to gloss over the Pops ejaculation thing because yeah,” said a woman a blue haired woman with pink eyes
“What?!” said the woman with glasses
“Oh right you stopped reading at page three, mhm that’s what happened,”
“EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!”
“Seriously, I LOVE the old man but What the Fuck is this?”
“Were we ever this bad as teenagers?” said a woman wearing a long dress to her ankles
“I used to collect animal skulls but this is different,” said a gothic looking young woman with a morose tone to her voice
“I wrote fanfic but nothing like this,” said a woman wearing a chef’s hat
“There’s a fine line between genius and insanity,”
“I doubt this is genius, this is more insane than anything,” said the redhead.
“Not to mention she pretty much has been stalking Freckles,”
“And she’s been bullying OUR ___________________,” said the goth
“Why?!”
“Blatant jealousy and not to mention she hates that ________________ is adopted,”
“That’s a HER problem, not a ________________ Problem,”
“And what makes this even stupider on her part is that _________________ is the main reason why so many power families and people that can and will kick her ass are allies of ______________ and Ace and Luffy and they have an incredible “live and let live” motto but I think this was the last straw,”
“So…..do we help?” said the woman with the long skirt
“Our duty is to the Whitebeard House and ONLY the Whitebeard House. I don’t care if a teenage girl gets her ass kicked as long as she’s not kicking anyone’s ass in this house,”
“I agree,” said the goth, “She made her bed,”
“And Kureha-sama didn’t give us any orders so we’re in the clear,” said the woman with glasses,”
“Exactly. Alright, we’ll let the drink tonight slide, Pops needed it but make sure he takes his medicine and check his vitals,” said the redhead
“Yes Healer!”
***
“SMOKER YOU CAN’T KILL A STUDENT!”
“THE FUCK I CAN’T!!!!!”
“HINA IS RIGHT AND YOU KNOW THAT’S NOT EASY FOR ME TO ADMIT!”
“SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HER LESSON! SLANDER, SEXUAL HARASSMENT, HARASSMENT, STALKING, DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER, CHARACTER ASSASSINATION, NEED I SAY MORE! THE CHILD HAS COMMITTED AT LEAST TEN CRIMES!” The door opened and Roci came into sight of Hina and Bellemere trying to hold down an absolutely livid Smoker who was holding a stapled bunch of papers in his hands while shouting.
“ABOUT TIME! HELP US OUT HERE!” Roci immediately got Smoker as well and it took another half an hour to restrain him to a chair where he still tried to get away. It was Bellemere taking out a pair of seastone cuffs that subdued him slightly. Smoker was limp but still looked as though he would somehow break free from his bounds and murder everyone within his grasp.
“Lemme guess, Holly’s fanfic?” Roci said finally
“Mhm, Tashigi gave him a copy and he finally read it,” said Hina, “Hina had to call back up!”
“I mean I can’t blame him” said Bellemere, “the FUCK is this girl on?!”
“Not to mention the absolute fire she’s playing with. These aren’t just students, these are nobles and royals and even pirates that have NO qualms in beating her face in. Reiju alone can completely fuck her shit up a hundred times over,” said Roci, “Then there’s the students who are from pirate and mafia families and crews. Kitty can seriously slice her open, Cash and Carrie can send anyone they want after her, and don’t get me started on Yumeko’s reach. Then there’s Kid,”
“I say we let whatever fuckin’ happens, happen!” said Smoker, “Her protection is NOT our priority!”
“You’re not even this upset when you have to deal with ____________________ and her antics,” said Hina
“THAT’S DIFFERENT! __________________ HAS SOME KIND OF STANDARDS! SHE DOESN’T GO OUT OF HER WAY TO HARASS ANYONE AND SHE’S NOT A NUISANCE! I CAN DEPEND ON HER TO HAVE HER OWN BRAND OF CHAOS BUT THIS IS SICK!”
“Just admit you love your little rival,” said Bellemere laughing
“That kid is a pain in my ass but did she write about me fucking her cat?! NO!”
“WHAT?!” said Roci and Hina. Bellemere cringed.
“Yeaaaaah you two didn’t read the whole thing. Yeah, Smoker was in “heat” and grabbed River and went to town,”
“...Hina is going to be sick,”
“I want to say put her into mandatory therapy,”
“Seriously, none of this can be healthy for anyone. Hina wants to say she’s trolling but not even a troll can get this sick in the head. Hina is actually surprised you’re taking this well Roci,”
“Oh no I’m absolutely livid right now,” he said with a smile, “He had me fuck my wife in public, cum all over her face, walk around like that, whip her, had her naked and dirty and had me call her some of the most vile names I’ve ever heard, to mention she had our sons take turns on her and each other and then had the absolute audacity to make it so that Vikka is get plowed by fishmen which she sees as lower than dirt. Part of me wants to expel her or make it so she can never write again. But I channeled my anger into having alone time with my wife until we’re both too exhausted to stay mad. She channeled hers into making a large dinner for the kids tonight so they can be too exhausted to retaliate, especially Law and Kitty and Sengoku as ordered all Marine hands are on deck for the clusterfuck that’s going to happen on Monday,”
“So all hands on deck,” said Bellemere
“Mhm, as long as Kid doesn’t read it, we’ll be fine. Aokiji said that they’ve basically struck it from the record in the house,”
“Kid will level the entire city over Penny,” said Hina sighing, “Hina is getting too old for this,”
“As long as one car hits that brat, it’s fine with me!” snarled Smoker
***
The Marine Cadets were all staring at the stacks of papers horrified. Nami and Nojiko were laughing their asses off.
“Even in her weirdest dreams she knows I’m way out of her league!” said Nami laughing
“Why was I Helmepoo’s omega?!” said Coby blushing, “And why was I breeding with ____________________ and I don’t even want to KNOW why Penny was egg laying?!”
“She’s a sick, sick, SICK bitch!” said Nojiko, “And of course Ussop and I are the pets in her weird fantasy. Baby boy’s a ten especially when his balls dropped!”
“Right? But he’s still a big nerd at heart,” said Nami
“Kaya’s gonna’s fuck her up,”
“I’m already starting a betting pool,”
“Okay, this raises ONE question,” said Helmepoo, “What do WE do? I’m not protecting her this time,”
“Me neither,” said Isuka glaring at the pages, “And Ace WISHES I was his toilet!”
“At least you weren’t Zoro’s,” said Tashigi, “And Perona’s….I think she has an incest kink,”
“Well, he stepbrother is kind of hot,” said Nami
“The whole Tachibana family, to be honest,” said Isuka, “But back to the fanfic, this is her last straw! This is just sick, sexual harassment, defamation, character assignation, and just plain creepy,”
“Now, now…we can’t tell for sure that she really described the boys’ junk accurately,” said Nojiko. Coby and Helmepoo looked uncomfortable.
“It is…and we have gym with the boys…we know what we all look like. Ace’s is on the nail,” said Coby
“So is Killer’s and Kid’s,” said said Helmepoo, “they literally just whip it out after gym,”
“...so she’s been spying,” said Tashigi, “Disgusting,”
“Not as bad as the stalking of the Whitebeard home. They had to get a restraining order,”
“And the first fanfic,” said Coby, “I guess with the teasing and ___________________ saving her ass, it wasn’t enough to stop her,”
“So that’s why she attacked the drama club!” said Nami, “I was wondering about it,”
“And she came after Yuzuriha hard,”
“And that’s another thing, it’s one thing to go after normal students but powerful families?!” said Helmepoo, “The Golding Twins, the Jabami Clan, the Vinsmoke family, the Kid Pirates, Whitebeard family and not to mention Commodore Rocinante and his family. WHY WOULD YOU FUCK WITH SOMEONE THAT SCARY WITH AN EQUALLY SCARY WIFE?!”
“That’s what I was thinking!” said Tashigi, “Miss Lesser is a nice woman but would you want to get on her bad side?! NO!”
“She literally bitch slapped a student who came after her into a wall. Would you really want to fuck with that?!” said Nojiko.
“The paperwork is going to be astronomical,” said Coby, rubbing his temples.
“Not really,” said Nami, “Especially since we hadn’t gotten orders for damage control,”
“True…” said Isuka, “So do we all sit idly by and let her…get well…murdered?”
“...you were licking shit out of Ace’s asshole,” said Tashigi
“And held there by Deuce,” said Nojiko
“...let her suffer,”
“Alright, now that that’s out of the way,” Nami look out a large piece of paper, “Who has a bid for Kid being the one to attack first,”
“I put 2000 beli on that,” said Helmepoo
“I want 5000 beli on Katherina,” said Coby
“Oooh! 10000 on Inosuke!” said Isuka
“That’s assuming he’s read it and that’s a 50 to 1,” said Nami
“I’ll still take it!”
***
The four Maids, Law, Shachi, Penguin, Crocodile, and Doflamingo had finished the entire fanfic. Lesser, Crocodile, Law, and Shachi looked as though they were going to murder everyone and everything in the room. Dom, Perv, Cook, and Doflamingo looked amused, and Cleaner and Penguin looked visibly grossed out.
“So I’m a cow now?” said Cook giggling, “I think I would look kind of cute in cow print~ but nose rings aren’t my thing. Have to admit she’s not to far from my sex life,”
“Don’t you dare rub it in!” said Dom and Perv
“You can’t talk Perv, Magellan got reamed by you over and over and over again in public saying he’s a naughty, naughty boy,”
“My Magellan would NEVER do that! Though she actually gave me a few ideas! I never would have thought about asking if he’s into bondage!”
“He most likely is,” said Penguin
“Can’t believe she wrote a gangbang with Cook, Rengoku, and Crocodile,” said Dom, “Like it’s a fucking punishment for her!”
“That’s a normal Wednesday night for me, sans Crocodile, no offense Croco-sama,” said Cook giggling
“Well she did have me chained up to a wall as an omega sex puppet while students and teachers fuck me,” said Crocodile taking a long drag from his cigar and blowing it out, “I should buy her and mother and repay the favor when she’s of age. I know a few degenerates who would love to pay through the nose for that chance,”
“I’m all for degenerate sex acts but with the kids involved I have to draw the line,” said Dom shuddering, “I feel for the girls she don’t like in here. Hell, Penny is forced to lay eggs in front of everyone,”
“She’s having _________________ and Juliette fucking each other with a five inch thick double ended dildo while Killer and a bunch of boys cheer them on,” said Shachi gritting his teeth, “Fuckin’ disgusting,”
“Talk about petty,” said Perv, “Just because Ace dated Juliette for a long time,”
“Then she had them do a human centipede thing with Crocodile and Smoker,” said Cleaner looking sick, “And look at what she did to Lesser-sama!”
“Yeah, I mean you can FEEL the hate coming out of those pages for Lesser,”
“Fufufufufu seems like she doesn’t like Lesser much does she?” said Doflamingo, “Lesser-chan, you really made her angry, have you?”
“The feeling is more than mutual,” said Lesser sipping her tea, “I’ve been called worse and at least my kids aren’t seeing their mother hop from man to man in a feeble attempt to get money and status. I disciplined her just like any other student. She should be grateful because now I’m not going to take it easy on her,”
“Taking it easy?”
“She has detention with Smoker and me in the mornings and it’s glorified bootcamp. But no matter,” she stood up, “I’m going home, see you all tomorrow,” the Maids watched as their leader calmly left the room and out the door. Dom shuddered.
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen Lesser this pissed before,”
“No kidding, she attacked her children and Mama Bear is out, full claws out,” said Cook
“I’m surprised you’re okay with this, Boss,” said Perv looking over at Doffy.
“Fufufufufufufu oh no, I’m absolutely fucking livid,” said Doflamingo laughing, “Roci is still my dear sweet baby brother and I can’t have anyone disrespecting my bloodline, my Maids, my Crocie, my crew, or my sister in law and my niece and nephews,”
“....Boss you can’t kill a teenage girl,”
“Oh? I can’t?”
“...morally you can’t,” said Dom
“Fufufufufufu watch me,” As Dom and Perv tried to keep Doflamingo and Crocodile from committing “fuck this one person in particular” retribution, Cook headed to her kitchen to clean up and head upstairs to bed. She had just finished putting away her last dish, when she heard her back door slam open.
“WHAT’S THIS?!” Cook turned. Two men were in her kitchen, one towered a good five feet over her and the second was a foot shorter than her.
“Biscuit! What a surprise! I was just going to see you two,”
“Answer the question!” he growled, “WHO CALLED YOU SLUTTY FUCK COW?!”
“Oh that, a deranged sixteen year old girl from ________________’s school,”
“...that the one who’s been giving her problems?” said the taller man.
“Mhm so she decided to target every person that she didn’t like or wronged her in some way,”
“WHY YOU?! DOES SHE KNOW WHO SHE’S FUCKING WITH?!”
“I don’t think she would know, no one really does,” she winked, “Awww Biscuit, you’re upset over me~” the shorter man blushed and looked away.
“TCH! No one insults you but those who KNOW you! And you let me get away with much less!”
“It would be weird for me, a mature young beauty to go after a little sixteen year old edgelordess,” she said smiling, “My motto is let nature take its course,”
“...I want a name,” said the taller man.
“Holly Horke at the Sakura Academy, you can’t miss her, she’s a blonde that loves to wear colorful things with a mean girl personality, basically the whole look in that fanfic of hers,”
“Noted,”
“Done!”
“Awwww you two~”
“Tch, I know it’s your Rengoku night but you’re mine tonight,” said the shorter man picking her up. She reddened.
“Want me to moo while we’re doing it?”
“NO!”
“Yes,” Cook and the shorter man looked at the taller man who reddened under his scarf, “You can’t say you’re not curious,”
***
The Rosinante House was quieter than usual when Shachi and Penguin got home. Law was already there with Bepo watching television.
“It’s…quiet in here,” said Shachi
“Yeah, damage control,” said Law, “Lesser just left after going toe to toe with Inosuke and went to cook in the kitchen and Cora-san went to the Barrack because he got to the Smoker Chapter,”
“Ma is so classy,” said Shachi
“Mhm, she doesn’t let anything bother her!” said Penguin
“Don’t be too sure,” said Law, “She was in the kitchen since she read it making grilled fish, rice balls, assorted tempura, snake curry, chicken curry, peach cobbler, paella, fried chicken, and shaved ice,”
“Our favorites~!” said Bepo, “Uh oh! Mama-sama is MAD!”
“Mad is an understatement! I’m actually surprised you didn’t noticed that it smelt so good in here,”
“I’m sorry,”
“Stop apologizing!” said Shachi and Penguin in unison!
“It’s one thing to talk about her but don’t involve her family. She made everything as a distraction from the absolute anger, that and she and Grandpa were sparring outback earlier after Inosuke,” said Law
“Shit, she called the Old Man to release steam?!” said Shachi, “She really must have been angry!”
“She wore out Inosuke, so that should be everything you need to know,” said Penguin
“Where is he?!”
“Sleeping it off. But once he smell that tempura, he’ll be right as rain,”
“....did Inosuke read it?!” said Bepo
“Holly is still alive, between Kid and Inosuke Holly is going to be put through the ringer on Monday,” said Law sighing, “That means we have to be on Inosuke duty,”
“Uggggggh that’s an entire workout,”
“It’s going to be worse if Cook’s…“Admirers” see it,” the pair froze along with Bepo.
“IS SHE INSANE?!”
“I doubt they’ll blow their cover…well we probably know which one will so yeah, we have Kid, Inosuke, two Commanders, the Vinsmoke Family, Belphie and Beel, and who knows who else,”
“Where’s Kitty?”
“With ________________ and probably Deuce,”
“We need to have to a strategy so no one attempts to kill Holly!” said Bepo
“You can but I want no parts,” said Shachi
“Ditto,” said Penguin, “This was premeditated idiocy on her part, especially against the whole school and staff,”
“I’m actually on the side of letting fate flow,” said Law, “This is a lesson that supposed to be learned countless of times and Holly pissed on the line the entire time,”
“Technically that fanfic was for Ace’s eyes only,” said Bepo
“True but this isn’t the first time this had happened to Ace or __________________ for that matter. This is harassment and stalking. How Ace can not lose it, is nothing short of a fucking miracle. This was just the straw the broke the camel’s back,”
“What else has she done?!”
“Well, there was the panty incident where she was sending Ace her panties and tried to get him to sniff them saying they were tissues,” said Shachi
“Oh and let’s not forget her stealing his underwear, thinking he wouldn’t notice but Ace is a gremlin feral boy and goes commando most of the time,”
“Or when she tried to make him jealous by going after Killer by throwing herself at him,”
“Not to mention the “_________________ is a slut” campaign,”
“Tried with Juliette but no one dared,”
“Wow she is nuts!” said Bepo
“Yeah so no sympathy for crazy,” said Law. The door opened and Katherina walked in.
“I’m home,” she announced.
“Hey Kitty, how’s everything?”
“I want to rip Holly a new asshole and everyone is talking about Monday,” she set her bag at the door and almost immediately went to the kitchen, “Something smells heavenly in here! Mom made fried chicken?!”
“Amongst other things,” said Law.
“Curry…paella…even shaved ice! ….I don’t blame her for being this upset,”
“You think she may, you know…do something? Said Bepo
“Mama-san has restraint,” said Shachi, “
“Hey kiddos,” Roci came in looking exhausted and almost immediately plopped on his armchair.
“You okay, Cora-san?” said Law
“Uggggh, me, Hina, and Bellemere had to stop Smoker from hunting down and killing Holly. The whole town wants her either dead or tortured until death. I am NOT looking forward to Monday,”
“I am,” said Law and Katherina in unison.
“Please don’t antagonize her you two,”
“It’s not a threat, it’s a promise,” said Law
“Especially the Mom comments,” said Katherina
“...where is Lesser?”
“She called the Old Man to blow off some steam,” said Law. Roci looked up.
“Really?”
“Mhm and Zio,” said Bepo
“...I don’t blame her in the slightest but please tell me she didn’t tell the Old Man,”
“He knows,” said Law, “Not happy but Nonno gave him STRICT orders to not do anything,” Roci lets out a deep sigh.
“I’ll talk to Vikka when she gets home…I know she’ll either be too tired or still upset and we’ll just sleep it off. By the way, we may have to order take out,”
“No need! Mama-san made food!” said Shachi. Roci perked up and trotted into the kitchen and his mouth watered.
“God I love that woman! Dig in, kids!”
“We already ate,”
“Eat again and tell me about your days!” Lesser came home feeling slightly better but still enraged at the audacity of Holly. It’s not the idea of what she wrote about her but what she wrote about her sons, daughters, and her blatant sexual harassment of Ace and his family. What did they need to do to knock some sense into that crazy little thing’s head. She took another breath and opened the door. The boys were happily eating dinner and the snacks she made. She also noticed they were blowing off steam in their own ways. Shachi and Katherina were in the middle of a co-op game with Saki, Heat, Ussop and Kaya and they were winning. Law was reading, Bepo was listening to Uta’s new album, and Penguin was reading a dirty manga. They noticed her when she walked in and happily greeted her.
“You okay, Mama-san?” said Penguin immediately hiding the book
“Mhm, just tired, I’m taking a shower and turning in unless any of you need anything?”
“We’re good!” said Shachi looking away.
“Focus!” said Katherina, “I’ll be DAMNED if I lose to Saki again!” Lesser cocked her head.
“Mario Party,”
“Got it,”
“You sure you’re okay, Lesser?” said Law
“Mhm. Zio and Papa gave me a lot to get the steam out. Is Roci home yet?”
“Yeah, he turned in about an hour ago,”
“Okay, here’s Inosuke?”
“Whatever you did to him, he’s still out. He’ll probably wake up soon and devour the tempura,” she nodded, bade them a goodnight and headed up to her and Roci’s bedroom. She let her hair down and was ready to just plop someplace. She was still riled up and even a few rounds with Inosuke and Papa didn’t help. She opened the door and closed it behind her, already taking off her clothes.
“Roci, I’m ho—oh!” Rocinante was in bed naked grinning at her while lying down. He gave her a wink and patted the place in front of him. The only thing that covered him was the thin sheet.
“Hey Vikki~how was work?”
“W-Why are you naked?!” she managed to blurt out.
“Well, I was thinking we can blow off a little steam tonight, corgi tush~”
“Don’t you dare call me that!” she covered her face blushing badly
“You love that nickname don’t you?”
“And you know it! And I need to keep my ire!”
“Oh? Why?”
“Now, I-I don’t know!”
“I mean you COULD be angry and try to sleep all night ooooooor you can sit on my face and let me take care of the rest,” Lesser let out a squeak.
“ROCI!” he laughed and got up. Even after all these years, he managed to get her flustered and it was cute seeing her get this way around him. He wrapped his arms around her and snuggled in the crook of her neck, giving her gentle kisses. She immediately felt relaxed and like putty in his arms.
“I know you’re still upset. I think between you and Smoker you’re both ready to rip her throat out,”
“That’s an understatement. I know you’re upset too,”
“You have no idea,” he said, “She literally had my wife and one of my kids fucking each other and implying that I abuse my wife and that Law knows and doesn’t respect you as his mother,”
“Is that why you’re mad?”
“Mhm, not to mention she had Smoker fucking a cat River. I really didn’t need that image,”
“No one did. I’m more upset over how she keeps harassing the kids. I don’t care what she says about me but the implications that Law needs a better family, Saki’s past, Nami and Nojiko’s past, and __________________ lineage is absolutely disgusting and outright crazy,”
“Many still think adopted children are defective children because their parents “obviously didn’t want them”. Even though that’s not the case. I’m worried that she’ll find out about Katherina living with us and blackmail her with exposure to Kuro,”
“I will send Kitty to Anguilla before that happens and I’m pretty sure the kids will kill that girl before that happens. Especially Inosuke,” Roci snorts
“The kid is like a guard dog but he’s getting better. Law would probably switch her heart with a dog or something,”
“...that would be an upgrade but why punish a dog,” they laughed. Roci grinned.
“Feeling better now?”
“...surprisingly, yes,”
“Good, and since I’m dressed for the occasion, how about we do chapter four?” Lesser’s eyes widened and she smacked him with a pillow.
“NO! NO WAY IN HELL!”
“Ow! What was that for?!”
“You know I’m open to A LOT with you! But I’m not doing that! That’s crossing the line and disgusting!” He looked puzzled and went to his copy of the fanfic and flipped through the pages, found what he was looking for and showed it to her. She looked at the chapter, “That’s chapter three, amore,”
“Ohhhh what’s chapter four then?” he started flipping through until he found it and immediately looked shocked. It was the scene where the Maids and Smoker were demanding and begging for their alpha to pee and poo all over them with mouths opened, “VIKKI I’M SO SORRY! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER?!”
“I told you she was crazy!”
“I’m so sorry!”
“It’s okay! We draw the line with shit and piss,”
“Ugh who WOULDN’T?!” Lesser gently pets his back and skimmed through the Chapter three part, “But I definitely don’t mind this,” she looked away blushing. He smirked.
“Oh my, naughty Vikki,” he grinned and pulled her on top of him groping her ass.
“I KNEW you wanted to let out some steam,”
“Mhm and I’ve been thinking about this ass all day. I’m going to wreck it. Most of that fanfic was disgusting but some of those scenes were…hot,” he blushed a bit, “Especially the public oral in Chapter One,”
“We’ve done that before…a lot…we can do it again a little later but before we do ANYTHING, use your Calm. We don’t want the kids to hear,” she blushed, “And we’re both kind of loud…”
“Already on it,” he smirked and pulled her into him and then onto the bed, “I’m going to be you hardcore Alpha tonight~”