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Two humans are enjoying some alone time. A demon has questions. An angel has answers.
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04 Mar 2020
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“You’re going to order for me,” Aziraphale says softly. The Ritz bustles around them in the midst of the dinner rush. “The usuals, and then I trust you know what I’d like off the specials.” He unfolds the napkin on his plate tidily onto his lap. “Six courses, please.”
Crowley’s sweating, his thighs clenched, his fingers clawing the tablecloth as he bites back the obscene moan building in the back of his throat.
“Angel,” he chokes out, “I can’t— when I’m like this— six courses— ”
“You can,” Aziraphale says. His voice is mild but his gaze is piercing. Crowley gulps. “And you will, my dear boy. For me.”
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In which Crowley has a vibrator inside him at the Ritz and Aziraphale has the remote in his pocket while he enjoys his meal.
Crowley trusts that Aziraphale will take his husband home and see to him quite thoroughly, soon enough.- Language:
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19 Feb 2020
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Ideal Partner by summerofspock
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Sep 2019
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“Would you like to explain why you’re watching pornography? In your bookshop? During business hours?”
Aziraphale flaps his hand, typically dismissive of any criticisms of his abysmal business practices. “Did you know I’ve been on this earth for nearly 6 millennia and have never engaged in intercourse before?”
Crowley grinds his teeth and feels his cheeks heat. What is he supposed to say to that?
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24 Jan 2020
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Nanny Ashtoreth's best pair of panties are stolen by the naughty new governess, Miss Elizabeth Fell, who uses them as an aid in a flagrant display of self-abuse. As a member of the Dowling household staff, much better behavior is expected. Luckily, Nanny Ashtoreth is just the woman to instill a bit of strict discipline in order to get the new governess in line.
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19 Dec 2019
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Becoming a best-selling author isn’t as difficult as Louis would have guessed. It seems all you need these days is the perfect blend of alcohol induced philosophy, complete disregard for one’s dignity, a live blog about how fucked love is, and a bored publisher interested enough to offer him a deal.
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30 Apr 2016