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the spirit of the season by thistleraven for MagiRabe
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Dec 2024
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From Spideypool Discord prompt from
MagiRabeIn Peters opinion, the only good thing about Christmas is that Deadpool starts wearing slutty Christmas themed outfits — the only bad thing about THAT is that it makes patrol very very awkward
"Oh no," Wade interrupts gleefully. "That sounded like a challenge to me. I'll prove it, Webs, so you too can enjoy the spirit and joy of SantaCon."
"I'm Jewish," Peter says flatly.
"That will not stop me," Wade tells him, which, yeah, okay, that figures. Wade's got that look on him. There’s no point in arguing. Peter sighs.
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take a bite by Noxi_Lumi, thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Dec 2024
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Based on noxi_lumi's Hunting!Spider AU
To save his universe from a synthetic drug made from his venom, Peter exiles himself to a new universe to give everyone he loves a fresh start. After a month of trying to get used to a new New York that's ever so slightly different, he ends up finding his footing: bartending at Sister Margaret's on the dayshift, and picking up the reins of Spider-Man at night.
Wade gets back from a job to find that there's a new annoying baby hero in town that's messing up his shit (boo!) and that the new bartender at Sister Margaret's is the hottest, funniest, most adorable hunk Wade ever did propose marriage to immediately.
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hey, hi, hello by thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Oct 2024
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A series of hellos, from early friendship to more.
"Webs has been suspiciously easy to find lately. Wade's trying not to read too much into it.
(Pbbbbtttt, yeah right. Oh, baby is he reading into it alright, he's reading hard, he's reading like it's 3am and he's half-way through a smokin' hot long fic, red-eyed and chubbed up.)"
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spoonfull of red gatorade by thistleraven for chronologicalimplosion
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Aug 2024
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Short, fluffy little fic where Spidey is sick and Wade takes care of his itsy-bitsy, fever-brain-soup Spidey.
"Oh boy. Wade takes a closer look at him while he washes his mouth out. Whatever’s got his itsy-bitsy spider horking up his insides isn’t just a case of the tummy troubles: from this close, Wade can feel the heat radiating off of him. That, combined with Webs being uncharacteristically slow in his movements and connections, Wade’s getting a case of disco fever.
“Looks like you might be running hot there, Spidey. And not your normal sexy spidery vigilante way—though don’t get me wrong, even sweaty and pukey you still turn the Deadpool crank."
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DP's Foolproof Plan to Getting Your Vigilante Boyfriend Some R&R by thistleraven for moutonrose
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Aug 2024
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my silly, light-hearted take on this Isn't It Bromantic discord prompt from Lux.
"Wade wants desperately to take Peter on vacation to a beautiful beach where he can relax on the sand and swim in clear blue water. Peter is wrestling with leaving his beloved city in the hands of petty criminals. Deadpool finds an unlikely group of People to help put Pete’s mind at ease.”
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Elsbeth Shepard by thistleraven
Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
17 Jun 2023
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This is the truth: Hawke has too much power over him and he's scared of running from one master to the next.
And this is the sad, pathetic truth: Fenris is too broken to know how to be what Hawke deserves.
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08 Dec 2024
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“Arthur is a bad man,” Roxy had said.
“Fucking tell me about it,” Eggsy had muttered, and gone to put on the tarty trousers Harry had picked out for him like a fucking high-end pimp.
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Bookmarked by thistleraven
09 Nov 2024
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Nathan Summers has a greasy little secret.
Despite his vocal disdain for the gluttonous excess that’s fucking the future to death, he just can’t seem to resist the siren call of a certain pernicious megacorp’s golden arches.
There are almost three hundred McDonald’s in NYC. It should be easy to sneak a Big Mac here and there… Right?
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31 Oct 2024
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act your age (not your shoe size) by cherryvanilla
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (2016), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
05 Jun 2016
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“Wanna go grab some grub? I have it on good authority there's some qual-a-tee Mexican around here.”
Peter’s mouth drops open. “Uh, you always invite guys you just met out for lunch?”
Deadpool laughs and leans forward. The words are muffled when he says, “Only the ones I meet in movie theaters.”
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11 Oct 2024
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Cuddle Bugs by Stevieschrodinger
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Dec 2022
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Thumbing at the swollen glands in his wrists, seeking relief from how sore they are, Pete heads back to the bedroom. He has just enough wherewithal left in his foggy brain to remember to flick on the scent neutralizing diffusers all through the little apartment. He doesn’t produce anywhere near enough silk to operate as Spider-Man, and what he does produce is released far too slowly to be of any use...but for this, it works for this. It hurts a little, a stinging pull, the scent glands in his wrists red and puffy, exacerbated by the passing of the silk.
The nest smells so intensely of Pete, it fills the whole walk in with an overbearingly cloying scent. It's not like a normal Omega scent, not enticing, it doesn't cry out to be bred. It's a warning, tells predators that what's inside is hostile and to be avoided. Smells like danger and the promise of death.
Pete gave up fighting this instinct on his second heat. His brain is telling him that he should be making a nest, that he should want soft things, that he should want to be in bed or in a blanket fort or some other sort of nest made of familiar things that all the other, normal Omega’s want.
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09 Oct 2024