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Mutually Beneficial Arrangements by snerk
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
21 Aug 2022
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Jaster has spent the last seven years shoring up Mandalore's fragile independence, hoping against hope that the Republic will leave them alone long enough to find their feet. This treaty promises to ensure it- all Jaster needs to do is marry a Jedi. Well... one Jedi in particular.
Obi-Wan has spent three years fending off Chancellor Palpatine's increasingly unsettling attempts to ingratiate himself with his young Padawan. It's not his idea to marry Jaster, but if he's going to be offered up to a warlord either way, he's sure as hell going to make sure he gets something out of it.
And somewhere, a Sith-Lord has spent the last millennia plotting the fall of the Jedi, the Republic, and any other powers standing in his way. Mandalore seems ripe for the picking; all it needs is a spark.
aka, how i learned to stop worrying and love my (platonic) husband (that a sith-lord coerced me into marrying in order to ruin my life).
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Six years after Hogwarts falls to the Dark Lord, Harry Potter unmakes himself in the root cellar of an abandoned farmhouse, in Shropshire. He drags Voldemort with him. When Harry's presented the option to do it all again -to remake himself, and the world with him- he jumps at the chance. But being remade isn't so simple as all that, and the new world is more different than Harry anticipated.
He... maybe should have asked a few questions before jumping headfirst into reincarnation.
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Qui-Gon doesn't make it out of the hangar during The Phantom Menace. This changes things.
Featuring: a very stressed Obi-Wan, a Qui-Gon who'd like to go home now please, and a whole lot of self-indulgent tropes stuffed in a trench-coat that I will call 'plot'.
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But it isn’t the same without the threat of punishment. Without the promise of Daniel’s disappointed look, unwavering and unconvinced by Armand’s wide penitent eyes as he drags the armchair from the wall.
The firm pat of his knee as he sits. Come here. Armand crawling to the chair. I didn’t mean to. Daniel’s large hand on his back, rubbing, sympathetic. I know, sweetheart. Then the other hand, pushing on the hinge of his hips, folding him forcefully but not unkindly over his lap...
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or: Armand is thrown periodically and violently into his past, hiding it from an unconvinced Daniel. To feel tethered to the present, he asks Daniel to give him the pain he needs.Bookmarked by snerk
13 Jan 2025
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ISO: Carer to look after my father for 8 weeks this summer.
Dad is 71, early stage Parkinson’s disease, broke his hip 6 weeks ago. No signs of cognitive decline; mostly needs help with household tasks (cooking, light cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping), getting dressed, showering, changing cat litter/general cat care, getting to and from appointments.
Please know what you are getting into; Dad is physically more or less in good health but awful at accepting his limitations, unnecessarily mean, generally uncooperative, and largely nocturnal. Imagine yourself caring for a feral raccoon that is convinced it’s going to write another book, then subtract everything that is cute about raccoons.
$20/hour, roughly 4 hours a day. Must be able to pass a background check and lift 50 lbs. Patience of a saint not required but preferred.Bookmarked by snerk
13 Jan 2025
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Take Me to War (Honey I dare You) by Shadowdancer3092
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
09 Jan 2025
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When Obi-wan falls asleep after a day of hurting his own feelings out in the Tatooine desert, he is surprised to wake up in a place he had spent many years trying to forget. A place which until recent events with Anakin he would name as his biggest failure.
Armed with his knowledge of the future Obi-wan sets out to change things. But changing things is harder than expected and sometimes the changes create more problems than solutions. But he’s gonna do his best to make the future bend to his will or else die trying. Luckily he’s got a host of Mandalorians at his back to help keep him alive to see the world he is trying to create.- Language:
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11 Jan 2025
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"Let it be known," says Daniel, "that as your divorce consultant I am registering my objection that this is a bad idea."
Daniel and Armand pack up the penthouse and go to the mall.
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- Part 2 of an opinionated young man
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03 Jan 2025
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Till the Battle's won by AnElephantsMemory (Mudd355)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
27 Jan 2025
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Obi-wan Kenobi. Child of No One.
Throughout his long life, Obi-wan had seen the rise and fall of societies, lived through countless wars, fought for nearly all of it.
In his final moments the only thing he wished for was to be done. To join the force and spend the rest of your days within it's embrace was the only noble end for a Jedi.
Thrust into the past and the body of his thirteen year-old-self, Obi-wan (Ben), must try to change the past and save not only the Jedi and the republic, but the Mandalorians who desperately want to adopt him.
Everything will be fine... maybe.
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28 Dec 2024