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“...Naruto, Pluto hasn’t been a planet for 15 years.”
“Hey! Viva la Pluto, fuck you! Tell him, chat!” Naruto blows a raspberry into the mic that cuts off after the first half-second anyways, which Sasuke’s ears appreciate very much.
“That is an abomination of English,” Sasuke counters dourly, headshotting a few enemy Fanatics. “It should be el Pluto. Pluto is a masculine noun. Also, do the raid mechanics.”
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Sasuke Uchiha (somehow) makes a career out of streaming games online and crosses (virtual) paths with Naruto Uzumaki, who happens to do the same thing. They fall in love over late night voice calls and chat emotes.
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04 Feb 2025
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Tired of being alone on Valentines day? Why not spend it looking for the love of your life? The Konoha Crew Residence Committee has developed a foolproof way to find them, right here on campus!
Written for snsmonth23 - prompt: college AU.
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- Part 6 of SNSmonth 2023
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24 Jan 2025
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Sasuke is sober, tired, and bitterly regretting letting his friends drag him out to a bar. At least he can pet this dog, though. SNS, Modern AU, Oneshot. Complete!
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24 Jan 2025
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speak slowly, carefully (or not at all) by magma for merace
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
08 Oct 2023
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Five times Naruto was completely oblivious to peoples' flirting, and the one time someone managed to get it through his thick head somehow.
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18 Jan 2025
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WIN CONDITION/LOSE CONDITION by jinchuuriki (naturecalls111)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
17 Jan 2025
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Sasuke's never really babysat anyone before, but he's pretty sure it doesn't usually involve being taunted by a kid in front of your crush.
or: Sasuke Uchiha vs. the World, where Sasuke must defeat Naruto's 7 evil board games to get into his pants.
Bookmarked by shrimpseven
18 Jan 2025