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second nature to me now by Edgebug
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
12 Oct 2024
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"So," Wade says an hour or so later. "Hot gay DILFs are going missing from The Smokehouse and it's up to us to catch the DILFinator. The DILF crusher." He snaps his fingers. "The DILF Destroyer!"
Lines deepen between Logan's eyebrows. "The fuck is a DILF?"
"Dad I'd Like to Fuck," Wade chirps, "so, like, distressingly hot middle-aged men."
Logan blinks. "Oh."
(In which Logan and Wade are hired to catch a serial killer with very specific tastes.)
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12 Jan 2025
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it's all in my head but i want nonfiction by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
05 Jan 2025
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“Happy new year,” Wade murmured, bright reflection from the TV glowing in Logan’s eyes.
“Should we kiss?” Logan said back, somewhere in the cacophony of voices and clinking glasses.
What?
“What?” Wade gasped because what the fuck? What the actual fuck?
“What?” Logan asked back, lurching backward a little, clearing his throat, “I just–I thought–sorry.”
Sheepish, stuttering Logan was not on Wade’s twenty–twenty-five bingo card, but here he was anyway, nervous fingers trembling against Wade’s thigh for a moment before he took them away.
Logan stood haphazardly, placing a warm hand on Wade’s shoulder for just a fraction of a second, “I can wait. Another time. How about a hug?”
Wade nodded, standing and shoving his chair back, launching himself into Logan’s hold a bit eagerly for his own liking, but Logan really didn’t need to see the heat rising to his cheeks.
“Happy new year, bub,” Logan whispered in his ear.
(Somewhere between sharing a bed, fixing their sleep schedules, and settling into a daily routine, Logan and Wade start dating. Too bad Wade doesn't know that.)
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06 Jan 2025
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New Life by Imtheonetheycallme
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Wolverine (Comics)
25 Oct 2024
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Logan tries to live his new life in solitarity with peace and quiet. However, it all changes when you move in next to him.
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04 Jan 2025
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I would rather not go back to the old house by Nope_Noneed
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Jan 2025
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Logan and Wade are having financial problems. The situation doesn't look great until Logan opens a phone call. There is a man saying Wade has inherited some of his grandpas money and he should come back to Canada to collect it.
Logan tells about it to Wade what's the worst thing that could happen. Even if the guy on the other side is Wade's father who he refuses to talk about.
Aka- broke ass poolverine go collect old man's money causing Logan meeting Wade family and me sucking at writing summaries
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01 Jan 2025
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When Wade asks Logan to live with him, Logan thinks that it is Wade's way of telling he loves him, and that he going to live with Wade is him accepting and reciprocating said feelings.
Wade, though, never got the memo.
*** Where Wade has a very dirty ADHD mind, and is very fucking clueless.
Series
- Part 1 of Dirty & Clueless Idiots In Love
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01 Jan 2025