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    It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.

    This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.

    When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.

    How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?

    Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!

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    Their world was at a boiling point. Currently, 25% of the magical world consisted of born Alphas and not a single new English Omega had presented since Halloween of 1981. Aggression, possessive behavior, and battles for dominance between the Alphas were making magical Britain a relative warzone. A laundry list of nefarious deeds by one deemed to be light and the cure to all of their problems resting on the shoulders of three unsuspecting students…what could go wrong?

    Disclaimer - obviously, we do not own any of the recognizable JK Rowling characters.

    Russian translation: https://ficbook.net/readfic/11252454

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    Draco Malfoy is in his 30s and lives a peaceful life. He does part-time work for the ministry. Longbottom gave him a plant to take care of. His ruts are an inconvenience, but manageable. Life is simple until Hermione Granger’s sudden arrival at the ministry. A mystery concerning alpha and omega scents needs Draco’s alpha nose, and he’s forced into a deeper involvement than he bargained for, but at least he’s not the one who needs saving... right?

    “My pheromones are triggering an adrenal rush,” Granger spoke suddenly, putting words to what he was feeling. “A testosterone spike enables you to fight off rivals for my egg. You’ll feel short-tempered and on edge.”

    “Granger, this is hardly helping!” Draco snarled, his hand clawing uselessly into the stone wall before covering his face.

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    “Merlin, Granger, if you keep doing that, you’re going to have every wizard sniffing your skirt.”

    “What the hell are you talking about?” She retorted indignantly. “I just said it was warm in here. Is that not allowed, oh Master Malfoy?”

    “You mean you don’t know? The warmth, the smell, whatever that was…“ he waved his arm in her general direction, then leaned forward and whispered in her ear, “you’re an Omega.”

    He felt her shiver in response to the whisper, but when she pulled back to look at him, he could tell she had no idea what he was talking about.

    “An O- what?” She looked at him quizzically.

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