procrastinator9433
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The Road to Hell by procrastinator9433 for misbehavingvigilante
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2021
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Wei Wuxian just wants to heal the world. Lan Wangji wants him to get tf off his lawn.
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By Any Other Pen Name by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2021
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Books featuring erotic stories of Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun start circulating through the demon world. With Shang Qinghua’s honor and reputation on the line, Mobei Jun sets out to find and stop the author while also doing his best to keep any of the books from working their way into Shang Qinghua’s possession. The poor, pure man gets flushed and nervous whenever sex is mentioned--what would reading such explicit scenes do to his innocent mind? He might have qi deviation, or worse, start avoiding Mobei Jun.
TL; DR: Shang Qinghua writes erotic friendfiction, Mobei Jun finds out.
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26 Jul 2021
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The Dragon's Princess by Allubttoa
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Jul 2020
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Jiang Cheng shot Wei Wuxian his most incredulous look. He spoke like he was talking to someone particularly dimwitted, “Dragons only kidnap princesses. Virgin princesses. Last I checked, you were neither.”
Wei Wuxian dismissed his brother’s concerns, “Those are technicalities. Besides, I’m not going to give it a choice.”
“Not going to--Let me get this straight,” said Jiang Cheng, who was visibly working up to a headache if the throbbing vein in his temple was anything to go by, “You’re going to find a dragon and bully it into making you its princess, all so that you won't have to marry Jin Zixun?”
“It’s foolproof,” Wei Wuxian confirmed.
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04 Oct 2020
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There are words on Lan Sizhui's wrists.
What they should tell him: A particular event his soulmates will face today. Things like getting a new pet, facing a challenge, or receiving brand new commissioned robes.
What they do tell him: Xian-gege is finally home.
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25 Jun 2020
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Good Vibrations by Feynite
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2020
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In Shang Qinghua’s defense, this whole trope was originally something he’d only ever written in for Sha Hualing, for precisely one scene.
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19 Jun 2020
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Sword Child by sleipnirismybaby
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Mar 2021
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[ It’s a girl! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Important things must be said three times! (＾▽＾) ]
SYSTEM!!!!! Shen Qingqiu howled, but the System conveniently fell silent and didn’t respond no matter how many prompts Shen Qingqiu sent.
“Bahbapah!” The baby said very seriously, interrupting Shen Qingqiu’s internal rage. It raised its hand and grasped a lock of Shen Qingqiu’s hair in its spit-covered hand.
Eww...
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08 Jun 2020