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    “How about a bet?”
    Keith paused.
    “If I can make you fall in love with the holidays by Christmas night, you’ll take the shift.”
    Keith snorted, turning to face Lance. He kept that vaguely annoyed smile on his face, but nothing could hide the gleam of interest in his eyes.
    “You’re not going to make that happen.”
    “Okay,” Lance shrugged. “Then what’s the harm of taking the bet?”
    Keith’s eyes rose to the ceiling, thinking.
    “And,” Lance rushed in, “and I’ll sweeten the deal. I’ll work New Years as well.”
    Now that got Keith’s attention.
    They had drawn straws for who would work New Years Day weeks ago. It was one of the worst shifts for a toy store. Being deathly hungover while listening to kids scream and toys screech was the stuff of nightmares. Keith had lost and was stuck with the shift.
    A slow grin tugged at Keith’s lips. “You’re insane.”

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    When Lance gets stuck with the Christmas shift, he immediately turns to Keith, a self-proclaimed Scrooge, to cover the shift. When Keith refuses, Lance offers up a bet. If he can make Keith fall in love with the holidays before Christmas, Keith will take the shift. Nonsense straight from a Hallmark movie follows.

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    28 Dec 2024

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    AMAZING WONDERFUL BROUGHT ME THE JOY OF CHRISTMAS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE A SLIGHTLY LESS CHRISTMAS HATING SCROOGE ON CHRISTMAS DAY OH Y.GLDIFHRHGHXISIFHSKCK

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    “Shiro didn’t put me up to this, by the way,” Lance whispers, because he needs to get this off his chest now.

    Besides, if Keith rejects him, he can just open his arms and run straight towards the wolves.

    “I just wanted to ask you because–”

    “Lance,” Keith interrupts him, voice strained. “Now is not the time. I need you to concentrate.”

     

    Okay, cool. Whatever. It’s not like Lance wanted to ask Keith out anyways.

     

    or: 5 times Lance unsuccessfully tries to ask Keith out + 1 time Keith asks Lance out

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    26 Nov 2024

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    CUTE.COM theyre so stupid andin love

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    “What the fuck did you just call me?” Keith asks angrily, rubbing at his own hand, his eyes wide with confusion.

    “I didn’t say anything!” Lance defends, gaze flicking between Keith and the mage. He genuinely doesn’t know what the hell is going on.

    The mage bows lightly, clasping their hands in front of their chest. “The ritual seems to have worked as expected. Worry not, Paladins, your new bond will vanish by itself once you’ve strengthened the preexisting bond between the two of you enough.”

    Lance shivers. What? What fucking bond?

    Keith seems equally as bewildered when he looks back at him.

     

    or: Keith and Lance get magically bonded against their will. Whenever they touch, they can hear each other’s thoughts.

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    25 Nov 2024

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    A4GH i LOVE this concept sm like sleepy keith being carried to bed and lance getting to hear all his sleepy thoughts?!?!?! CUTEEEEE

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    Keith was settled on his knees, blood dripping down his arms from yanking at the chains. His face was scratched and stained with bloody tears. His eyes glowed a dull yellow and his pupils were slits.

    He looked deranged and teetering into something forbidden and was so beautiful it hurt.

    “The quintessence of a Galra-human hybrid,” Keith’s fangs glinted in a bloody smile. “Doesn’t that just make your mouth water?”

     

    When Keith and Lance are captured by a creature that can drain any being of quintessence, both go to extreme lengths to save the other. This is a story of how you can come from feeling everything, only for it to be taken away.

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    25 Oct 2024

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    OUCH HELLO WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?! AMAZING?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!

  5. Rec 95

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    "Lance had degrees in both Secondary Education and Dating Keith Kogane and spent most of his time being an angel and teaching at the local middle school. So he was probably a credible source.
    So. TLDR: Keith is a Good Person.
    So he’s not going to say anything mean to the girl across the counter."

    A continuation of Dear Reader, where we see seven different moments of Keith and Lance growing together

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    10 Oct 2024

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    a perfect continuation AAAAAAAAAA lance realising that keith finally felt safe around him was TJE best thing EVER