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  1. Summary

    This is where all my Mentor!Kakashi and Apprentice!Sakura stories will be. They all take place in the world of the first work, 'How to Stay', so reading that one first would help you understand the context of the world.

    All of the titles, including the name of this series, come from the song 'Rubble to Rubble' by Wilderado.

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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    So that’s it. The way out. My win condition – work my way into the Akatsuki, and use the existing distrust to bring the organisation down from the inside.
    Shikamaru clenched his fists – the right one around the canteen, the left one somewhere in the bandages.
    Bring it down. Bring it all down.
    Even if it comes down on my head.


    Shikamaru is abducted by Kakuzu and forced to take Hidan’s place in the Akatsuki. Unable to escape, he plans to bring down the organisation from within.

    Fully written; updates Fridays.

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    10 Jan 2025

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    14

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    She never expected much when it came to dying. Maybe a shallow grave at the least, a tabloid headline at most. But instead, she woke up.

    “Congratulations, Haruno-san,” came a voice, distant and muffled, as though she were hearing it underwater. “It’s a girl.”

    Or, in which a woman who just wanted to die in peace wakes up in a body meant for something else entirely.

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    23 Dec 2024

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    Haruno Sakura knows Death before she knows anything else. Knowing doesn’t prepare her for Team 7.
     
    Unlike what everyone seems to believe, it does not start with seeing dead people. That, actually doesn’t come until much, much later.

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    24 Jan 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    Team 7 takes on more than they can handle during their first C-rank mission and disaster ensues.

    In the aftermath, Sakura does the best she can to be useful, trapped in the rough care of Zabuza and Haku. Learning how to survive in shark infested waters.

    Naruto and Sasuke’s bond strengthens, as they plot their revenge. And as usual, Kakashi hides away from his problems.

    Kisame really just wants a drink. (And a snack.)

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    17 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    such a good series!!

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    Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. ‘Not dying’ just got a lot more complicated than ‘follow chemlab safety instructions.’ A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.

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    14 Jan 2025

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